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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:04 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:46 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:53 am Well since this has sorta morphed into a UJ trivia thread I have one.
Who outted Slappy on the original UJ?
for some reason i think it was G Cups.
If I'm recalling correctly it was Mrs tein that originally posted the pic.
YEP, I think you're right. Slap had a thing where he gets off by being embarrassed. So he probably asked her to fucking post it. Trust me. The guys would call him fag and shit and he acted like it bothered him, but behind the scenes he got off on shit like that. He's a freak in the biggest sense of the word lol.
How did you come to know the intricacies of Slap's hidden personality?
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Re: What did you know him as first

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has fuck hawk been mentioned?
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Re: What did you know him as first

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I think I just started lurking at UJ when the Slappy thing came down. I didn’t understand the word correct that was set up to change some word to “Slappy.”

It was also right around then that Paint a Hawkfan started and it took a while for me to understand all the photoshopped pictures being posted.
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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:05 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:17 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:04 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:46 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:53 am Well since this has sorta morphed into a UJ trivia thread I have one.
Who outted Slappy on the original UJ?
for some reason i think it was G Cups.
If I'm recalling correctly it was Mrs tein that originally posted the pic.
YEP, I think you're right. Slap had a thing where he gets off by being embarrassed. So he probably asked her to fucking post it. Trust me. The guys would call him fag and shit and he acted like it bothered him, but behind the scenes he got off on shit like that. He's a freak in the biggest sense of the word lol.
How did you come to know the intricacies of Slap's hidden personality?
Long true story made a little short, he asked me if I wanted to make some money he told me about this website that does like Financial domination where dudes get turned on by giving you money I guess and you're supposed to like say mean things to them LOL.

He sent me like $600 2 say bad things to him over here and send him weird emails and listen to him late at night on the phone ramble on. The website was really fucked up in my opinion and I felt cleared out so I bounced.
rumor has it that this is where animal made his fortune as well
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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:05 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:17 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:04 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:46 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:53 am Well since this has sorta morphed into a UJ trivia thread I have one.
Who outted Slappy on the original UJ?
for some reason i think it was G Cups.
If I'm recalling correctly it was Mrs tein that originally posted the pic.
YEP, I think you're right. Slap had a thing where he gets off by being embarrassed. So he probably asked her to fucking post it. Trust me. The guys would call him fag and shit and he acted like it bothered him, but behind the scenes he got off on shit like that. He's a freak in the biggest sense of the word lol.
How did you come to know the intricacies of Slap's hidden personality?
Long true story made a little short, he asked me if I wanted to make some money he told me about this website that does like Financial domination where dudes get turned on by giving you money I guess and you're supposed to like say mean things to them LOL.

He sent me like $600 2 say bad things to him over here and send him weird emails and listen to him late at night on the phone ramble on. The website was really fucked up in my opinion and I felt cleared out so I bounced.
damn, that is weird as fuck.
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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:05 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:17 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:04 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:46 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:53 am Well since this has sorta morphed into a UJ trivia thread I have one.
Who outted Slappy on the original UJ?
for some reason i think it was G Cups.
If I'm recalling correctly it was Mrs tein that originally posted the pic.
YEP, I think you're right. Slap had a thing where he gets off by being embarrassed. So he probably asked her to fucking post it. Trust me. The guys would call him fag and shit and he acted like it bothered him, but behind the scenes he got off on shit like that. He's a freak in the biggest sense of the word lol.
How did you come to know the intricacies of Slap's hidden personality?
Long true story made a little short, he asked me if I wanted to make some money he told me about this website that does like Financial domination where dudes get turned on by giving you money I guess and you're supposed to like say mean things to them LOL.

He sent me like $600 2 say bad things to him over here and send him weird emails and listen to him late at night on the phone ramble on. The website was really fucked up in my opinion and I felt cleared out so I bounced.
Shit. Sounds like the making of a Criminal Minds unsub.
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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:05 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:17 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:04 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:46 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:53 am Well since this has sorta morphed into a UJ trivia thread I have one.
Who outted Slappy on the original UJ?
for some reason i think it was G Cups.
If I'm recalling correctly it was Mrs tein that originally posted the pic.
YEP, I think you're right. Slap had a thing where he gets off by being embarrassed. So he probably asked her to fucking post it. Trust me. The guys would call him fag and shit and he acted like it bothered him, but behind the scenes he got off on shit like that. He's a freak in the biggest sense of the word lol.
How did you come to know the intricacies of Slap's hidden personality?
Long true story made a little short, he asked me if I wanted to make some money he told me about this website that does like Financial domination where dudes get turned on by giving you money I guess and you're supposed to like say mean things to them LOL.

He sent me like $600 2 say bad things to him over here and send him weird emails and listen to him late at night on the phone ramble on. The website was really fucked up in my opinion and I felt cleared out so I bounced.
Damn, that is some crazy stuff.
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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:59 pm So anyway, IIRC that is why the photo was posted. At the time I was trying to explain to everyone to stop calling him names and shit because he was most likely jerking off the whole time.
that whole concept is kind of mind blowing. if you laugh at how weird it is, he jerks off to it. So, if you were tasked with humiliating him, what approach would work?
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Re: What did you know him as first

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So anyone remember the one, forgive me if I get this wrong, but the mother in law was fond of VERY large black toys and the trunk to store them in? Then joined UJ and some of the most epic popcorn eating was had?

If this is not to be spoken then please delete this post.
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Anybody remember when Stanley started posting nudes of his wife WAYYYYYYYYY back there?
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Re: What did you know him as first

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disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:38 pm
woohooguy wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:15 pm So anyone remember the one, forgive me if I get this wrong, but the mother in law was fond of VERY large black toys and the trunk to store them in? Then joined UJ and some of the most epic popcorn eating was had?

If this is not to be spoken then please delete this post.
No, but holy crap I wanna know now! The mother in law thing seems familiar tho.
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Someone has to remember!!

The old lady loved the BBC, the BBT, AND PBS


Someone has to remember who it was!!

She joined UJ and the shit that went down was epic... I think they were from across the pond.
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woohooguy wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:38 pm
woohooguy wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:15 pm So anyone remember the one, forgive me if I get this wrong, but the mother in law was fond of VERY large black toys and the trunk to store them in? Then joined UJ and some of the most epic popcorn eating was had?

If this is not to be spoken then please delete this post.
No, but holy crap I wanna know now! The mother in law thing seems familiar tho.
OHHHH CMON!!!!!

Someone has to remember!!

The old lady loved the BBC, the BBT, AND PBS


Someone has to remember who it was!!

She joined UJ and the shit that went down was epic... I think they were from across the pond.
Doesn't ring a bell. When was it? Maybe before my time.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:22 am
woohooguy wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:38 pm
woohooguy wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:15 pm So anyone remember the one, forgive me if I get this wrong, but the mother in law was fond of VERY large black toys and the trunk to store them in? Then joined UJ and some of the most epic popcorn eating was had?

If this is not to be spoken then please delete this post.
No, but holy crap I wanna know now! The mother in law thing seems familiar tho.
OHHHH CMON!!!!!

Someone has to remember!!

The old lady loved the BBC, the BBT, AND PBS


Someone has to remember who it was!!

She joined UJ and the shit that went down was epic... I think they were from across the pond.
Doesn't ring a bell. When was it? Maybe before my time.
Before last October?
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Re: What did you know him as first

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Been with UJ since 2005 I think. Maybe 06. Long time ago.
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necronomous wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:19 am Been with UJ since 2005 I think. Maybe 06. Long time ago.
You've been here that long?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:20 am
necronomous wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:19 am Been with UJ since 2005 I think. Maybe 06. Long time ago.
You've been here that long?
Yes. I was at our apartment in the shady neighborhood when I joined. And I moved in this house in 09. We moved from the shady neighborhood to a nice neighborhood then to va. then back to the nice neighborhood in 08. Stayed a year there. In va a few months, the nice neighborhood for maybe 2. So yeah, maybe even 04. I know it was October for sure.
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How long ago was Hoover sending out porno videos?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:24 pm uselessjunk.com is how I found this place. Watching porn one night and saw the "Forum" section.
Pretty sure that's how just about everyone found UJ back in the day.
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Dr Laura hairy beaver shots, I believe.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:24 pm uselessjunk.com is how I found this place. Watching porn one night and saw the "Forum" section.
Pretty sure that's how just about everyone found UJ back in the day.
I might be a minor exception: I found UJ.net after searching for a video of a tsunami, and lurked for a long time before actually joining in Jan 05. Back then, UJ.net reminded me a lot of the original Slashdot.org, except not for technical news. People spewing crap 'n nonsense, I thought it was great. For porn, I was usually using the PlanetSuzy site more than UJ.com.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:04 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:24 pm uselessjunk.com is how I found this place. Watching porn one night and saw the "Forum" section.
Pretty sure that's how just about everyone found UJ back in the day.
True, but what's funny is at the time the original Forum was down for some reason and I actually signed up to some new one. It worked kind of like Myspace for a minute. You could have like a profile picture and background image. And IRG made his way to my profile, which was literally my boobs being cupped at a Halloween party. HE Told me that the site I was on was actually a temporary one and to come join the one that was down. And he wanted to be sure that everyone knew that he brought me there LOL and then the hilarity ensued and my tits were all over the place. LOL There were lots of members then. Curca 08
Yeah. UJ had like 70,000 members back in 08.
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I'm pretty sure I ran into UJ from a link on Consumption Junction. I'm almost certain it was a celebrity nude of some sort. I have no idea what year that was.
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Probably 08 or 09. I saw a picture that had a UJ tag. A quick google search led me to the forums.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:04 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:24 pm uselessjunk.com is how I found this place. Watching porn one night and saw the "Forum" section.
Pretty sure that's how just about everyone found UJ back in the day.
True, but what's funny is at the time the original Forum was down for some reason and I actually signed up to some new one. It worked kind of like Myspace for a minute. You could have like a profile picture and background image. And IRG made his way to my profile, which was literally my boobs being cupped at a Halloween party. HE Told me that the site I was on was actually a temporary one and to come join the one that was down. And he wanted to be sure that everyone knew that he brought me there LOL and then the hilarity ensued and my tits were all over the place. LOL There were lots of members then. Curca 08
who was it that had an av of a fat shirtless guy cupping their tits?
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