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...so I can pee.

Urethral dilation. Still have to deal with a massive kidney stone in the right kidney and a renal calculus in the left.

I know it's too late for most of you but don't get old. 8-)
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Never heard of renal calculus. Is that Lila a stone but spread out like wallpaper paste?
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Antknot wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:48 am Never heard of renal calculus. Is that Lila a stone but spread out like wallpaper paste?
Cysts are normally liquid based. They drain it with a needle and fill it with alcohol so it doesn't return.

A renal calculus is like a cyst but filled with calcium.
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Can they take care of your hernia art the same time? God luck and keep us posted.
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Blast wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:52 am Can they take care of your hernia art the same time? God luck and keep us posted.
Hernia was done Oct 26.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:37 pm Dibs on your record player.
If my DNR becomes necessary it's yours. 8-)
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Good luck with getting your penis molested....... and not in a fun way
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Hopefully youre getting an American doctor flown in. I wouldnt trust one of those fly by night Canadian doctors.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:27 pm Oh boy.

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Meh. He has a micro penis so at least they wont have to go too far. :P
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You do not have this board's admins' permission to die on us. Bare that in mind while laying on the table.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Hope it goes well and finally resolves your issues. Cheers!
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oh fuck that. i was going to say a few great jokes and then realized i dont want to jinx myself and get it.
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OMG! Hope it goes well.

How much is that going to cost? Quick search says $10K !!! Wow!

Oh wait. You live in a civilized country. It will cost you $5 for parking. :heartspink:
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:53 pm OMG! Hope it goes well.

How much is that going to cost? Quick search says $10K !!! Wow!

Oh wait. You live in a civilized country. It will cost you $5 for parking. :heartspink:
and possibly his life. big ups for cheap medicine!
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Animal wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:05 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:53 pm OMG! Hope it goes well.

How much is that going to cost? Quick search says $10K !!! Wow!

Oh wait. You live in a civilized country. It will cost you $5 for parking. :heartspink:
and possibly his life. big ups for cheap medicine!
HAHAH. I love when 'Mericans bash our medical system. Our quality of medicine is equal to yours. Its just the way it gets doled out and who pays for it. We all do and everyone benefits from it. Wait until Bernie gets off his chair and gets his universal health care. Hopefully there will be a donation box so you people can still pay for it like proud Americans. (The only first world country with third world medical methods).
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QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:20 pm You do not have this board's admins' permission to die on us. Bare that in mind while laying on the table.
Careful what you ask for.

I told my GP I wasn't going anywhere fast. I've got too many people left to piss off. :lol:
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its pretty sad when the only action a dude can get is to fake various medical emergencies on his junk.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:27 pm Oh boy.

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Animal wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:21 am its pretty sad when the only action a dude can get is to fake various medical emergencies on his junk.
When did they get wise to you?
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megman wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:19 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:20 pm You do not have this board's admins' permission to die on us. Bare that in mind while laying on the table.
Careful what you ask for.

I told my GP I wasn't going anywhere fast. I've got too many people left to piss off. :lol:
Based on your past postings, we expect a full recovery and a full future on pissing everybody off not already afflicted.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:10 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:16 pm
Animal wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:05 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:53 pm OMG! Hope it goes well.

How much is that going to cost? Quick search says $10K !!! Wow!

Oh wait. You live in a civilized country. It will cost you $5 for parking. :heartspink:
and possibly his life. big ups for cheap medicine!
HAHAH. I love when 'Mericans bash our medical system. Our quality of medicine is equal to yours. Its just the way it gets doled out and who pays for it. We all do and everyone benefits from it. Wait until Bernie gets off his chair and gets his universal health care. Hopefully there will be a donation box so you people can still pay for it like proud Americans. (The only first world country with third world medical methods).
Not equal. Not even close.
Is Canada's healthcare better than us?
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:16 pm
Animal wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:05 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:53 pm OMG! Hope it goes well.

How much is that going to cost? Quick search says $10K !!! Wow!

Oh wait. You live in a civilized country. It will cost you $5 for parking. :heartspink:
and possibly his life. big ups for cheap medicine!
HAHAH. I love when 'Mericans bash our medical system. Our quality of medicine is equal to yours. Its just the way it gets doled out and who pays for it. We all do and everyone benefits from it. Wait until Bernie gets off his chair and gets his universal health care. Hopefully there will be a donation box so you people can still pay for it like proud Americans. (The only first world country with third world medical methods).
Medicine equal to USA? man ,you are delusional. Ask that 'hernia guy' how long he waited for hernia surgery-think it was months if not a year-which is typical in that tundra you call a country. Here you wait days. So,if you don't mind waiting and waiting-help yourself to prolonged pain and discomfort-just so you can say it's 'free'. I think they actually hope the waiting means patients die off before they get their free-be. We get what we pay for--a surgeon and prompt medical care that people around the world come to get. Can't think of much people go to the canada for except a parka.
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Current rankings by the World Health Organization for overall healthcare system performance and efficiency has Canada at 30th and the United States at 37th. (out of 191 countries)
https://www.who.int/healthinfo/paper30.pdf

By index (quality of the health care system, including health care infrastructure; health care professionals (doctors, nursing staff, and other health workers) competencies; cost (USD p.a.per capita); quality medicine availability, and government readiness) Canada is ranked 23rd and the United States is ranked 30th.
https://ceoworld.biz/2019/08/05/reveale ... tems-2019/
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:37 pm Current rankings by the World Health Organization for overall healthcare system performance and efficiency has Canada at 30th and the United States at 37th. (out of 191 countries)
https://www.who.int/healthinfo/paper30.pdf

By index (quality of the health care system, including health care infrastructure; health care professionals (doctors, nursing staff, and other health workers) competencies; cost (USD p.a.per capita); quality medicine availability, and government readiness) Canada is ranked 23rd and the United States is ranked 30th.
https://ceoworld.biz/2019/08/05/reveale ... tems-2019/
Rankings by the World Health Organization who told us Covid-19 couldn't pass from person to person? Yeah, there's a reliable source. They're about as useless as the entire United Nations.
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Big Chiefin' wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:47 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:37 pm Current rankings by the World Health Organization for overall healthcare system performance and efficiency has Canada at 30th and the United States at 37th. (out of 191 countries)
https://www.who.int/healthinfo/paper30.pdf

By index (quality of the health care system, including health care infrastructure; health care professionals (doctors, nursing staff, and other health workers) competencies; cost (USD p.a.per capita); quality medicine availability, and government readiness) Canada is ranked 23rd and the United States is ranked 30th.
https://ceoworld.biz/2019/08/05/reveale ... tems-2019/
Rankings by the World Health Organization who told us Covid-19 couldn't pass from person to person? Yeah, there's a reliable source. They're about as useless as the entire United Nations.
Really? You're gonna reference a TWEET that was sent in the first week of January a year ago and was based on information handed over by China?
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