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Biker wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 5:22 pm Image
Stickin' it to The Man! :lol:
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Maverick said that Evvan got the best ones.
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What a shot!

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I've heard of washing checks, but this is a new one...

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8-TrackJones wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 4:31 pm I've heard of washing checks, but this is a new one...

This has been going on for a couple of decades. It passes the pen test because it is genuine currency "paper" but it has none of the security features such as the watermark or the ultraviolet strip because none of those are used in $1 bills. A degreaser, such as Simple Green is usually used to "bleach" the $1 bills.
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BigChiefin wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 7:36 pm
8-TrackJones wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 4:31 pm I've heard of washing checks, but this is a new one...

This has been going on for a couple of decades. It passes the pen test because it is genuine currency "paper" but it has none of the security features such as the watermark or the ultraviolet strip because none of those are used in $1 bills. A degreaser, such as Simple Green is usually used to "bleach" the $1 bills.
I think that was the plot of the first Jack Reacher book, turning $1 bills into $100.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 1:02 am
How many times are you planning on posting this?
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Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
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Blast wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2024 11:12 pm Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
What?
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Did you miss something or did i? The previous post asked if I'm listening to music before a rescue Mosin.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2024 12:03 am
Blast wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2024 11:12 pm Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
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He means that he doesn't have a wife, but if his girlfriend was captured and held 30 minutes away, he would drive there. But once he was within 5 minutes of arriving he would park and turn the car off. Then he would approach stealthily on foot carrying a winchester magnum .300 caliber. rifle. No one inside the captor's location would be able to hear his radio unless he had a drone with a wireless speaker attached that he could fly within listening distance of that dwelling. He would probably stop around 2 to 300 yards away and attempt to pick off the captors one at a time from that distance.

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