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How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
Have them go look for this...

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
East of San Diego/ A few miles from the border. I'll let you figure the rest.
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
Well if the clowns at the circus can do it...
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
Large blender?
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
I thought this was going to be about a woman that possesses a prolific, baby making vagina.

As long as comfort is not an issue, it was probably quite easy.
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This thread is a bit disturbing.
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https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/hos ... 5-76205214


Police: 13 killed when big rig hits SUV carrying 25 people
Authorities say 13 people were killed when an SUV carrying 25 people and a big rig collided on a Southern California highway near the U.S.-Mexico border
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Stapes wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:37 pm https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/hos ... 5-76205214


Police: 13 killed when big rig hits SUV carrying 25 people
Authorities say 13 people were killed when an SUV carrying 25 people and a big rig collided on a Southern California highway near the U.S.-Mexico border
that's sickening. vegetable pickers, i bet.
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I actually thought this would be about an isetta. When I was a little kid about 50 years ago an old timer did machining for my dad so I'd go to the guys house and he had an isetta and an amphicar that were both in showroom condition. The guy pretty much didn't drive them. He did give my brother (who is 20 years older than me) a ride in the amphicar and they went about 5 miles down the road to a public access lake and drove right into the water and cruised around the lake a few times then back home. The old guy told me that "next summer we'll get it out and take it to the lake". The guys wife hated both cars and when the subject came up I remember her saying something along the lines of "worthless pieces of shit" which at the time I didn't know what that meant. Both drank alot,I didn't know it then but looking back...and my brother said the woman also took all kinds of pills. So,anyway,a month or two after the guy said he'd take us for a ride (my dad and I) he got in a car accident and died and my dad and I went over a few days later to say how sorry he was the guy passed away and I remember pulling in the driveway the garage where the cars were was open and the cars were gone. My dad said something like "holy hell,the cars are gone" and that was major profanity coming from my dad. So my dad tells the lady sorry your husband passed,but I just have to ask,what happened to the cars?" and she said "I sold 'em" who'd you sell them to?" The first son of a bitch that made me an offer". Those 2 cars are worth a whole lot of money now,if they were kept in the same pristine condition.
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Ive read it involved smugglers and illegal aliens. I am shocked I tell you.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:51 am Ive read it involved smugglers and illegal aliens. I am shocked I tell you.
Yeah, I saw on the news last night. Evidently they cut a hole in the border fence (not Trump fence, this fence was built in 2007) and fucking drove through. Not just one car.

The level of insane desperation that these people show to get across the border should tell people this is a much bigger issue than just policies.
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rule34 wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:41 pm How do you get 25 people in a Ford Expedition?
tells texans hawk is giving out free hand jobs again?
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In Kalifornia we don’t have just clown cars. We have clown houses. 10 or 12 guys living in a 3 bedroom house. Each with his own vehicle. Perfectly nicer suburb neighborhood turns to shit with trucks parked on the front lawns.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:44 pm In Kalifornia we don’t have just clown cars. We have clown houses. 10 or 12 guys living in a 3 bedroom house. Each with his own vehicle. Perfectly nicer suburb neighborhood turns to shit with trucks parked on the front lawns.
In the purely hispanic neighborhoods around here, you can usually tell them right away. They always fence their entire yard. Even the front yard with gates.
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Chain link?
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:48 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:44 pm In Kalifornia we don’t have just clown cars. We have clown houses. 10 or 12 guys living in a 3 bedroom house. Each with his own vehicle. Perfectly nicer suburb neighborhood turns to shit with trucks parked on the front lawns.
In the purely hispanic neighborhoods around here, you can usually tell them right away. They always fence their entire yard. Even the front yard with gates.
with whatever they have. a lot are chain link. Some you can tell are probably brick layers because their fences are bricks. some are cinder block. its just totally random what they use. I understand the reason for a lot of it. Most of the guys are trades guys and they have tools on their trucks and they want them secured behind a gate at night.
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this why it pays to buy in an hoa or in a neighborhood that outpaces the amount of people by price.
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25, wow! That’s some East -> West Berlin shit right there. :lol:
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