deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:54 am

And for real fellas, those pictures were not taken in America. I know how bad some of y'all want to believe, but people do tend to bend the truth online.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by jsdspif » Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:31 am

On the topic of using a vacuum cleaner as a sex toy...can someone post the clip from scary movie where Doofy is cleaning his room and comes to answer his phone call wearing his underwear while "sporting a woody" and says "I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room" (or what ever).

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by Whackov » Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:52 am
peterosehaircut wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:40 am
disco.moon wrote:
Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:25 pm
peterosehaircut wrote:
Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:07 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:06 pm
🤔

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Not even remotely, but it is from before my time. I joined the old UJ in 2008.
Well he did mention that he ran into buttunit somewhere in Chicago. So he was familiar enough with the old uj to know about her.
I didn't believe that either. If one had run into another ujer in real life a pic would have been taken. And he just HAPPENS to run into her? So she would have known him? Nahhhhh.
Well if he was a kinda famous rock star who didn't want to get canceled, I get the no picture thing.
Maybe it was at one of his rock concerts. Idk, I still don't buy it. Just bumping into a UJer in a huge metropolis. But then again, I'm a cynic.
Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm

Whackov wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.

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Post by hawkfan8812 » Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:56 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm
Whackov wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.
That happened to me, a couple came into the Brick and recognized me from the Paint a Hawkfan thread. We chatted for a bit, it was pretty cool. I do not remember his user name though. Mr and Mrs Ack came to the Brick once as well, but we missed seeing each other.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by Antknot » Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:58 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:54 am
And for real fellas, those pictures were not taken in America. I know how bad some of y'all want to believe, but people do tend to bend the truth online.
Bend?

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by Whackov » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:01 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm
Whackov wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.
You have a face? I never noticed.
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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:03 pm

hawkfan8812 wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:56 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm
Whackov wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.
That happened to me, a couple came into the Brick and recognized me from the Paint a Hawkfan thread. We chatted for a bit, it was pretty cool. I do not remember his user name though. Mr and Mrs Ack came to the Brick once as well, but we missed seeing each other.
That's wild!! I reckon if they know where to find you it'd be pretty easy.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:06 pm

Whackov wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:01 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm
Whackov wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm

Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.
You have a face? I never noticed.
🤣 I do indeed!

What's funny is months ago CQ found a chick online who used those silly SC filters and he posted her. I was a little freaked out because she looked quite similar to me, but with filters on. I told him it didn't matter because no one would notice the resemblance because none of y'all look at my face. He said she looked like a gas station version of me

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by peterosehaircut » Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:14 pm

I'm pretty sure that if I bumped into DM irl I would recognize her.

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Post by pork » Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:44 pm

i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by peterosehaircut » Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:58 pm

pork wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:44 pm
i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?
No we've pretty much determined that you ran him

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by hawkfan8812 » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:00 pm

I thought we determined pork had him out to his lake house for some guitar lessons and blow jobs.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:00 pm

peterosehaircut wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:14 pm
I'm pretty sure that if I bumped into DM irl I would recognize her.
You didn't the other day 😰

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:01 pm

pork wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:44 pm
i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?
I heard you ran him.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by peterosehaircut » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:13 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:00 pm
peterosehaircut wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:14 pm
I'm pretty sure that if I bumped into DM irl I would recognize her.
You didn't the other day 😰
Fuck! :x

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:50 pm

Necro needs to stay doing "necro notes " again for those who want Cliff notes of a thread. Those were always fun.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by hawkfan8812 » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:46 pm

The only thing fun about necro were the photos he posted of his gorgeous wife.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:48 pm

hawkfan8812 wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:46 pm
The only thing fun about necro were the photos he posted of his gorgeous wife.
Ah, the man of the house
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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:38 pm

hawkfan8812 wrote:
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The only thing fun about necro were the photos he posted of his gorgeous wife.
:lol: nah he used to be more fun than nowadays!

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Post by disco.moon » Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:38 pm

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:48 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:46 pm
The only thing fun about necro were the photos he posted of his gorgeous wife.
Ah, the man of the house
STOP YOU LEFTIST LIBERAL MISOGYNIST!!

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Post by pork » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:28 am

hawkfan8812 wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:00 pm
I thought we determined pork had him out to his lake house for some guitar lessons and blow jobs.
yep he brought blow jobs with him.

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by pork » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:29 am

peterosehaircut wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:58 pm
pork wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:44 pm
i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?
No we've pretty much determined that you ran him
i can live with that

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Post by CaptQuint » Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:53 am

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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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Post by disco.moon » Thu Jul 22, 2021 4:57 pm

jsdspif wrote:
Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:31 am
On the topic of using a vacuum cleaner as a sex toy...can someone post the clip from scary movie where Doofy is cleaning his room and comes to answer his phone call wearing his underwear while "sporting a woody" and says "I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room" (or what ever).
I saw this and thought of you 🤗


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