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Post by Deathproof » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:23 pm

CaptQuint wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:19 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:53 pm
Blast wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:10 pm
The gf just called me to thank me for giving her an half hour long orgasm during the second sex session last night. Since CQ shared his events from these weekend thought I'd share mine.
Yeah well it's rare for me, and now the bars are shutdown so I cannot repeat
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3. Get a record contract
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5. become semi-famous
6. drown in pussy

I cannot reccommend this plan highly enough.
Nah, too much commitment and I no longer like traveling
I'm not a big fan of travelling either. I've gotten to the point that I dread going on tour. But the benefits are fucking amazing.
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Post by CHEEZY17 » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:50 am

Hey Captquint: did ya see this ad with Sophie Turner? Sweet baby jeezus.

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:55 am

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:50 am
Hey Captquint: did ya see this ad with Sophie Turner? Sweet baby jeezus.

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I have, the fucking quibi or whatever the fuck that is ad plays over and over on youtube. She really needs a professional nude photoshoot and not just her smoking weed by a pool

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“ “I think we’re gonna be very good with the coronavirus. I think that at some point that’s going to, sort of, just disappear — I hope,” Mr Trump told Fox Business on Wednesday" President Donald John Trump 7/1/2020

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:43 pm

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“ “I think we’re gonna be very good with the coronavirus. I think that at some point that’s going to, sort of, just disappear — I hope,” Mr Trump told Fox Business on Wednesday" President Donald John Trump 7/1/2020

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Post by Nero » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:06 pm

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Post by 8-TrackJones » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:38 pm

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:20 pm

Ive got a Blue Jay that hangs around my back yard. He does NOT take any shit from other birds that stray into the area.
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Post by Charliesheen » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:22 pm

County next to mine just ordered shelter in place.

My 70 year old step mom doesn't want to see me. Shit be gettin real.

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Post by Stapes » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:49 pm

Charliesheen wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:22 pm


My 70 year old step mom doesn't want to see me.
That has nothing to do with Coronavirus.
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by Stapes » Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:47 pm

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Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by megman » Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:53 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:20 pm
Ive got a Blue Jay that hangs around my back yard. He does NOT take any shit from other birds that stray into the area.
They will however go after squirrels.
I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO SEIZE

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:55 pm

megman wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:53 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:20 pm
Ive got a Blue Jay that hangs around my back yard. He does NOT take any shit from other birds that stray into the area.
They will however go after squirrels.
Oh yeah. He (she?) is a mean MFer.
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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:00 pm

“ “I think we’re gonna be very good with the coronavirus. I think that at some point that’s going to, sort of, just disappear — I hope,” Mr Trump told Fox Business on Wednesday" President Donald John Trump 7/1/2020

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:07 pm

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Just like Testlas, the new vette is a fine example of superior US engineering. Nothing Brazilian about it! :lol:

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Post by Flumper » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:35 pm

FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:07 pm
Just like Testlas, the new vette is a fine example of superior US engineering. Nothing Brazilian about it! :lol:
its hairless?

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:38 pm

Flumper wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:35 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:07 pm
Just like Testlas, the new vette is a fine example of superior US engineering. Nothing Brazilian about it! :lol:
its hairless?
Yeah, that's about the only thing those chumps are famous for. :lol:

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Post by Flumper » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:46 pm

FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:38 pm
Flumper wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:35 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:07 pm
Just like Testlas, the new vette is a fine example of superior US engineering. Nothing Brazilian about it! :lol:
its hairless?
Yeah, that's about the only thing those chumps are famous for. :lol:
but when you have an entire nation that is famous for how your groom a vagina, that's kind of a big deal.

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:09 pm

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Post by nerd_alert » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:14 pm

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Lol! I've watched that video! Dude's name is Gavin Webber

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Post by Stapes » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:21 pm

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Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:50 pm

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Post by QillerDaemon » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:48 pm

If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.

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Post by B-Tender » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:30 pm

History of US involvment of foreign government change.

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Post by B-Tender » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:32 pm

Most, and least liked big brands in the US.

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Post by B-Tender » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:35 pm

Income vs Happiness by country.

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