Prove it!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
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I can't wait till this "vacation" gets to Austin and he tells how many cocks he sucked..... I mean how many queers he threatened with his "pistola"
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It was probably just some coincidence of factors.Fuck that, not taking any chances with my life. It's called being aware of your surroundings, fucking idiotStapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:33 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
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On my way home from work today I saved 15 orphans from a house fire, pulled some kid named Timmy out of a well, and singlehandedly ended world hunger.
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Violent Messicans talking on cell phones and driving trucks 

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You know when two Messicans speak to each other some shit is about to go down. They were probably planning to decapitate him with a chainsaw right there on the pool deck in broad daylight. The dreaded Zeta Cartel.
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.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Dude driving the truck said, "So do I. Fuck off, old man!"
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Let me guess. In the tear filled TV ending, Lassie licked your face in gratitude.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:56 pm On my way home from work today I saved 15 orphans from a house fire, pulled some kid named Timmy out of a well, and singlehandedly ended world hunger.
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Best Western Post Oak Inn 908 Buchanan Dr, Burnet, TX 78611 $119 a night. Threatening a woman with a gun..... Priceless


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You do realize stalking a UJR member is not only pathetic but seems kinda, I don't know, like mentally unstable. We've come to expect nothing less from this retard.
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Like I said, you're sitting in Iraan lying to us
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There you go UJR. Day 2 on my 1 week vacation. You will have to respond to these retards. I'm having too much fun to give a shit.
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That's why you're here making up stories about threatening minorities with firearmsWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:27 pm There you go UJR. Day 2 on my 1 week vacation. You will have to respond to these retards. I'm having too much fun to give a shit.
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At what point did you feel like your life was in danger?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:53 pmIt was probably just some coincidence of factors.Fuck that, not taking any chances with my life. It's called being aware of your surroundings, fucking idiotStapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:33 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
You know, seeing how you stood around for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen. Which never did.
So, at what point exactly did you feel that your life was in danger?
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I'm enjoying my vacation. This is tiresome. Can someone else mock these retards for like 6 days until I get back. Much thanks.
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Dude, Hispanic woman in their 30's are scary as fuck to Trump cocksuckers


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.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:47 pmAt what point did you feel like your life was in danger?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:53 pmIt was probably just some coincidence of factors.Fuck that, not taking any chances with my life. It's called being aware of your surroundings, fucking idiotStapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:33 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
You know, seeing how you stood around for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen. Which never did.
So, at what point exactly did you feel that your life was in danger?
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Tonight I walked to the beach in the dark, went for a swim in the dark, and walked back home in the dark.
All without a gun.
I am badass.
All without a gun.
I am badass.
wut?
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It's ok, I sent The Burnet County Sheriffs Office a description of what happened on twitter and a possible suspect if they get any reports of an encounter near a hotel pool.
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Sorry about your small dick, dude.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry".
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Having too much fun sitting UJ for 5 hours lying to peopleWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:27 pm There you go UJR. Day 2 on my 1 week vacation. You will have to respond to these retards. I'm having too much fun to give a shit.
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WTC in his own bed in Iraan knowing no one believes his tough guy story
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