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Blast wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 11:55 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 9:43 pm i see Stapes got his colonoscopy.
Did they find his head?
yep. there it was all along.
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damn. tree fisting.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:10 am You guys, I'm taking my 4yo niece to a zoo today. I've not had kid duty since my own was small. I hope I do things right. She's too young for cocktails, so I guess ice cream? That's what they eat I hear.
There is a candy store in town, she likes whistle pops
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:18 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:16 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:10 am You guys, I'm taking my 4yo niece to a zoo today. I've not had kid duty since my own was small. I hope I do things right. She's too young for cocktails, so I guess ice cream? That's what they eat I hear.
There is a candy store in town, she likes whistle pops
Well, Aunt disco hates whistles, sooooo. I'm doing ice cream after zoo, I hear she may fall asleep after that.
Watermelon ring pop is quieter, falling asleep is accurate
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Get some chalk and decorate the sidewalk in front of your house.
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Here’s a real nice auto play clip with plenty of profanity. Enjoy.


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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 12:56 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:27 am Get some chalk and decorate the sidewalk in front of your house.
I'm out PA way today. My house is no fun for kids. Lots of "No don't touch that!"
Yeah, I get it.

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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 5:14 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 3:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 12:56 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:27 am Get some chalk and decorate the sidewalk in front of your house.
I'm out PA way today. My house is no fun for kids. Lots of "No don't touch that!"
Yeah, I get it.

:lol: I was going to the bathroom and told her to not look. She stuck her foot under the door and said "only my shoe is looking" lol
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 5:14 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 3:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 12:56 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:27 am Get some chalk and decorate the sidewalk in front of your house.
I'm out PA way today. My house is no fun for kids. Lots of "No don't touch that!"
Yeah, I get it.

:lol: I was going to the bathroom and told her to not look. She stuck her foot under the door and said "only my shoe is looking" lol
That is sofa-king darling.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 6:36 pm "When we get to the zoo, can I tickle you?"
Leroyed!!! :evil:
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 10:52 pm One of my favorite trees ever in the Hudson Valley

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You took that about 10 Am, didn't you?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 10:52 pm One of my favorite trees ever in the Hudson Valley

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There's like a billion trees there. Why that one?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:15 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 10:52 pm One of my favorite trees ever in the Hudson Valley

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You took that about 10 Am, didn't you?
Um...i don't think so. I believe I took it yesterday around 4ish on my way to the car wash. Why? Are you stalking me again?
I'd stalk you if i had half a chance,

My guess was based on the tree leaning. Assuming it was due to the eind and the wind was from the west and the shadow.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:39 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 10:52 pm One of my favorite trees ever in the Hudson Valley

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There's like a billion trees there. Why that one?
Idk really. It caught my eye when I moved up here and i yet to get a picture every season.
Good place to bury Jenny, I guess.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 2:42 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:54 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:39 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 10:52 pm One of my favorite trees ever in the Hudson Valley

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There's like a billion trees there. Why that one?
Idk really. It caught my eye when I moved up here and i yet to get a picture every season.
Good place to bury Jenny, I guess.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 2:42 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:54 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:39 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 10:52 pm One of my favorite trees ever in the Hudson Valley

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There's like a billion trees there. Why that one?
Idk really. It caught my eye when I moved up here and i yet to get a picture every season.
Good place to bury Jenny, I guess.
IDK WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!!
According to my CTC to English dictionary, I believe what he’s trying to say is that the tree you photographed looks like the one Jenny was buried near in the movie Forrest Gump.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 11:08 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 10:54 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 2:42 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:54 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:39 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:33 pm

There's like a billion trees there. Why that one?
Idk really. It caught my eye when I moved up here and i yet to get a picture every season.
Good place to bury Jenny, I guess.
IDK WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!!
According to my CTC to English dictionary, I believe what he’s trying to say is that the tree you photographed looks like the one Jenny was buried near in the movie Forrest Gump.
Oooooohhhhh. Damn, he's so fucking obscure.
I'm obscure? How many "Jenny's", "trees" and "bury" does it take to get that. I wasn't making a film reference to 1958's "Hamlet". That would be obscure.
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Is it just my latest batch of brownies or is that pic moving? :shocked:
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I blame Biker.
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I blame Biker.
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That had the potential to be so much more interesting.
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B-Tender wrote: Sat May 22, 2021 12:29 am
That had the potential to be so much more interesting.
It really did. Started off well. :)
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