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B-Tender wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:46 pm
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Who's the manchild?
Clearly someone with a lot of $$$$.
I need some proof to believe she's banging him. They were probably just hanging together.
Probably telling her to follow the yellow brick road
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necronomous wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:59 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:04 pm File this under WTF?

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Who's the manchild?
It’s Pete Davidson’s penis.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:48 pm
B-Tender wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:46 pm
Big Chiefin' wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:41 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:59 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:04 pm File this under WTF?

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Who's the manchild?
Clearly someone with a lot of $$$$.
I need some proof to believe she's banging him. They were probably just hanging together.
Probably telling her to follow the yellow brick road
:lol:
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:37 am
necronomous wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:59 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:04 pm File this under WTF?

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Who's the manchild?
It’s Pete Davidson’s penis.
Well obviously
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"The Mitten", Michigan, from space. Not sure why Detroit looks so much brighter than Chicago.

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On reddit it says because Detroit switched to LED streetlights. Pretty cool.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:07 am On reddit it says because Detroit switched to LED streetlights. Pretty cool.
Problem is a LOT of them are flashing like strobe lights. LOL I am serious though it's crazy. Then again we just need to wait a couple weeks and some lovely Detroit residents will steal the copper wire from them and boom back to the dark ages.
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I love it when they get electrocuted. Probably not as much fun now that the new leds use drivers instead of ballasts?
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crash273 wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:18 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:07 am On reddit it says because Detroit switched to LED streetlights. Pretty cool.
Problem is a LOT of them are flashing like strobe lights. LOL I am serious though it's crazy. Then again we just need to wait a couple weeks and some lovely Detroit residents will steal the copper wire from them and boom back to the dark ages.
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:44 pm
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
interesting. From what I can tell there is not one single thing inside fiber optic cable that has any scrap value. People throw tons of that shit away.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:56 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:44 pm
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
interesting. From what I can tell there is not one single thing inside fiber optic cable that has any scrap value. People throw tons of that shit away.
This is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:04 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:56 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:44 pm
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
interesting. From what I can tell there is not one single thing inside fiber optic cable that has any scrap value. People throw tons of that shit away.
This is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
i can promise you that a mexican, a sledgehammer, and a form pin can make short work of it. To the tune of a few thousand $$. true story.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:56 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:44 pm
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
interesting. From what I can tell there is not one single thing inside fiber optic cable that has any scrap value. People throw tons of that shit away.
There isn't but a scale clerk who isn't used to seeing it may buy it as a low grade copper wire by mistake.
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Plastic versus Granite: which dissolves safely in our environment faster? Discuss.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:04 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:56 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:44 pm
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
interesting. From what I can tell there is not one single thing inside fiber optic cable that has any scrap value. People throw tons of that shit away.
This is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
If only they'd put as much effort into finding a job as they do into stealing.
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Deathproof wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:25 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:04 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:56 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:44 pm
I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
interesting. From what I can tell there is not one single thing inside fiber optic cable that has any scrap value. People throw tons of that shit away.
This is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
If only they'd put as much effort into finding a job as they do into stealing.
Back in the day we would hire security guards to watch reels that had to be left in the field overnight. But the price of fiber cable has dropped to the point that it's not really necessary anymore. If it gets cut we just install a splice FOSC and the company puts in an insurance claim.
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Its truly a shame that most of America doesn't have easy access to the culinary nirvana that is White Castle.
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Culvers fish plate ain't bad for a drive in. Their roast beef is goo goo.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:41 am Its truly a shame that most of America doesn't have easy access to the culinary nirvana that is White Castle.
You can see Jersey is White Castle central.
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:17 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:41 am Its truly a shame that most of America doesn't have easy access to the culinary nirvana that is White Castle.
You can see Jersey is White Castle central.
White Castle is the restaurant equivalent of MLK Boulevard. If you’re white and see a WC, you should probably keep driving.
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