Probably telling her to follow the yellow brick roadB-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:46 pmI need some proof to believe she's banging him. They were probably just hanging together.Big Chiefin' wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:41 pmClearly someone with a lot of $$$$.
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It’s Pete Davidson’s penis.
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CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:48 pmProbably telling her to follow the yellow brick roadB-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:46 pmI need some proof to believe she's banging him. They were probably just hanging together.Big Chiefin' wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:41 pmClearly someone with a lot of $$$$.
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On reddit it says because Detroit switched to LED streetlights. Pretty cool.
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Problem is a LOT of them are flashing like strobe lights. LOL I am serious though it's crazy. Then again we just need to wait a couple weeks and some lovely Detroit residents will steal the copper wire from them and boom back to the dark ages.
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I love it when they get electrocuted. Probably not as much fun now that the new leds use drivers instead of ballasts?
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I drove past a big reel that was spray painted "NOT COPPER" where they were burying fiberoptic cable.
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This is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
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i can promise you that a mexican, a sledgehammer, and a form pin can make short work of it. To the tune of a few thousand $$. true story.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:04 pmThis is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
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There isn't but a scale clerk who isn't used to seeing it may buy it as a low grade copper wire by mistake.
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If only they'd put as much effort into finding a job as they do into stealing.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:04 pmThis is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
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Back in the day we would hire security guards to watch reels that had to be left in the field overnight. But the price of fiber cable has dropped to the point that it's not really necessary anymore. If it gets cut we just install a splice FOSC and the company puts in an insurance claim.Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:25 pmIf only they'd put as much effort into finding a job as they do into stealing.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:04 pmThis is true. But the fuckers cut it anyway just to look to see if you're lying.
You gotta hand it to them though, it's a lot of work. The fiber is armored cable and there's a metal messenger running through its core. Nothing short of a good hacksaw and 10 minutes of hard work will do.
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Its truly a shame that most of America doesn't have easy access to the culinary nirvana that is White Castle.
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Culvers fish plate ain't bad for a drive in. Their roast beef is goo goo.
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White Castle is the restaurant equivalent of MLK Boulevard. If you’re white and see a WC, you should probably keep driving.
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