Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
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Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
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I hope your spank bank is federally insured.
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My what?
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Your photo collection.
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I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
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She looks like a fine and morally upstanding lady to me, you judgemental bastards.
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That was my definition. A data source to be inquired when bopping ones bologna.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:47 pm I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
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Or, let's face it, when dipping one's wick into something that might not quite get the job done if your eyes were open.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:19 pmThat was my definition. A data source to be inquired when bopping ones bologna.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:47 pm I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
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I've heard it used both ways. In the context of the posts, it seemed to be referring to his conquest pictures.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:19 pmThat was my definition. A data source to be inquired when bopping ones bologna.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:47 pm I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
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Spank-to rub one out
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Nice! More?Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
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I used to date a girl who knew and appreciated my fascination with the female asshole. When it was sexy time she'd assume that position, pull her cheeks apart and say "Well, what are you waiting for?"
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Cheezy, you got a screw loose.
I know ur not alone. I’ve been known to partake, but it’s not my go-to orifice.
I know ur not alone. I’ve been known to partake, but it’s not my go-to orifice.
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It is mine. Because you can't get a broad knocked up back there.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:08 pm Cheezy, you got a screw loose.
I know ur not alone. I’ve been known to partake, but it’s not my go-to orifice.
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Lots more, from the past couple days and from when I went to her house last week. Unfortunately, none of her and CuteGermanGirl going at it. Neither would "allow" it. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck what they want, and I'd just do whatever I feel like, but the amount of badgering and conniving it took to get CuteGermanGirl to fool around with a girl was enough effort that I knew where to stop pushing.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:43 pmNice! More?Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
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Just curious how it works when CGG isnt involved with the situation. Do you just say "Hey, I'm going out to bang some skank I picked up. I'll be back around 5." Or are you more discreet? How exactly does that conversation go? Its clear she knows youre banging other chicks.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:18 amLots more, from the past couple days and from when I went to her house last week. Unfortunately, none of her and CuteGermanGirl going at it. Neither would "allow" it. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck what they want, and I'd just do whatever I feel like, but the amount of badgering and conniving it took to get CuteGermanGirl to fool around with a girl was enough effort that I knew where to stop pushing.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:43 pmNice! More?Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
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I dont broadcast it, because its none of her goddamn business. But I also don't hide it. She knows, and she also knows not to ask questions she doesn't want answered. Same goes if I want to bring a girl home; I just do it. I've told CGG she's welcome to join in, as long as the other girl approves, but she isn't into that.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 12:38 pmJust curious how it works when CGG isnt involved with the situation. Do you just say "Hey, I'm going out to bang some skank I picked up. I'll be back around 5." Or are you more discreet? How exactly does that conversation go? Its clear she knows youre banging other chicks.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:18 amLots more, from the past couple days and from when I went to her house last week. Unfortunately, none of her and CuteGermanGirl going at it. Neither would "allow" it. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck what they want, and I'd just do whatever I feel like, but the amount of badgering and conniving it took to get CuteGermanGirl to fool around with a girl was enough effort that I knew where to stop pushing.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:43 pmNice! More?Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
I've reminded her several times that she isn't my girlfriend and we're not a couple, no matter how much she might wish otherwise. She is basically a steady piece of ass who spends way too much time at my house. I've told her that too, which usually sends her away crying; don't doubt I've learned to use that to my advantage when I want to be left alone.
But to answer your qestion, if I'm leaving to go fuck some other chick (or for any other reason), I just leave. I dont tell her I'm leaving, or why, I just leave. I'm not keeping her at my house; she's there of her own volition and is free to leave anytime she wants, for any reason she wants. I'm sure I'd eventually notice she's gone.
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Are the pictures of said CGG earlier in the thread?
Also, could you leave a note with your lawyer asking them to drop us a line in here if you are murdered by CGG? Always sad when someone just disappears and we don't know why.
Also, could you leave a note with your lawyer asking them to drop us a line in here if you are murdered by CGG? Always sad when someone just disappears and we don't know why.