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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:32 pm I hope we get to see her asshole.
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Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
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I hope your spank bank is federally insured.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:13 am I hope your spank bank is federally insured.
My what?
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Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:05 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:13 am I hope your spank bank is federally insured.
My what?
Your photo collection.
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I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
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She looks like a fine and morally upstanding lady to me, you judgemental bastards.
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AnalHamster wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:47 pm I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
That was my definition. A data source to be inquired when bopping ones bologna.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:19 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:47 pm I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
That was my definition. A data source to be inquired when bopping ones bologna.
Or, let's face it, when dipping one's wick into something that might not quite get the job done if your eyes were open.
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Oh my.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 4:07 pm Image
Now that is spank bank material
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:19 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:47 pm I've always taken spank bank to mean a collection of mental images.
That was my definition. A data source to be inquired when bopping ones bologna.
I've heard it used both ways. In the context of the posts, it seemed to be referring to his conquest pictures.
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Spank-to rub one out
Bank-short for memory bank
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Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:32 pm I hope we get to see her asshole.
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Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
Nice! More?
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I used to date a girl who knew and appreciated my fascination with the female asshole. When it was sexy time she'd assume that position, pull her cheeks apart and say "Well, what are you waiting for?"
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Cheezy, you got a screw loose.

I know ur not alone. I’ve been known to partake, but it’s not my go-to orifice.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:13 pm Spank-to rub one out
Bank-short for memory bank
Again, it can refer to both.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/spank-bank/
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:08 pm Cheezy, you got a screw loose.

I know ur not alone. I’ve been known to partake, but it’s not my go-to orifice.
It is mine. Because you can't get a broad knocked up back there.
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I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:59 pm Image
Three Mile Island?
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Zerobeat wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:16 pm
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:59 pm Image
Three Mile Island?
I'm thinking your right
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peterosehaircut wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:43 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:32 pm I hope we get to see her asshole.
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Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
Nice! More?
Lots more, from the past couple days and from when I went to her house last week. Unfortunately, none of her and CuteGermanGirl going at it. Neither would "allow" it. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck what they want, and I'd just do whatever I feel like, but the amount of badgering and conniving it took to get CuteGermanGirl to fool around with a girl was enough effort that I knew where to stop pushing.
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Deathproof wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:18 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:43 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:32 pm I hope we get to see her asshole.
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Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
Nice! More?
Lots more, from the past couple days and from when I went to her house last week. Unfortunately, none of her and CuteGermanGirl going at it. Neither would "allow" it. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck what they want, and I'd just do whatever I feel like, but the amount of badgering and conniving it took to get CuteGermanGirl to fool around with a girl was enough effort that I knew where to stop pushing.
Just curious how it works when CGG isnt involved with the situation. Do you just say "Hey, I'm going out to bang some skank I picked up. I'll be back around 5." Or are you more discreet? How exactly does that conversation go? Its clear she knows youre banging other chicks.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 12:38 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:18 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:43 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:15 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:32 pm I hope we get to see her asshole.
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Here you go. She was a rarity: a girl with whom I didn't do anal. Wound up blowing all over her stomach.
Nice! More?
Lots more, from the past couple days and from when I went to her house last week. Unfortunately, none of her and CuteGermanGirl going at it. Neither would "allow" it. Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck what they want, and I'd just do whatever I feel like, but the amount of badgering and conniving it took to get CuteGermanGirl to fool around with a girl was enough effort that I knew where to stop pushing.
Just curious how it works when CGG isnt involved with the situation. Do you just say "Hey, I'm going out to bang some skank I picked up. I'll be back around 5." Or are you more discreet? How exactly does that conversation go? Its clear she knows youre banging other chicks.
I dont broadcast it, because its none of her goddamn business. But I also don't hide it. She knows, and she also knows not to ask questions she doesn't want answered. Same goes if I want to bring a girl home; I just do it. I've told CGG she's welcome to join in, as long as the other girl approves, but she isn't into that.
I've reminded her several times that she isn't my girlfriend and we're not a couple, no matter how much she might wish otherwise. She is basically a steady piece of ass who spends way too much time at my house. I've told her that too, which usually sends her away crying; don't doubt I've learned to use that to my advantage when I want to be left alone.
But to answer your qestion, if I'm leaving to go fuck some other chick (or for any other reason), I just leave. I dont tell her I'm leaving, or why, I just leave. I'm not keeping her at my house; she's there of her own volition and is free to leave anytime she wants, for any reason she wants. I'm sure I'd eventually notice she's gone.
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Are the pictures of said CGG earlier in the thread?

Also, could you leave a note with your lawyer asking them to drop us a line in here if you are murdered by CGG? Always sad when someone just disappears and we don't know why.
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