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Post by windrunner » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:13 am

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“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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I used to hunt coyotes in Yucca Valley with a Whisper .300 that looked something like this:
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The particular rifle I was using had a dedicated suppressor, an A2 stock, and a custom reticled Leopold Mark IV.
I don't know what the fuck John Kerry's faggot ass is talking about. Sounds like he doesn't know wtf he is talking about.
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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:19 am

John Kerry used to hunt slants in South East Asia, and they shot back
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Post by Stapes » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:27 am

But those coyotes are pretty wiley
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:41 am

CaptQuint wrote:
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John Kerry used to hunt slants in South East Asia, and they shot back
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Post by megman » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:57 am

Stapes wrote:
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But those coyotes are pretty wiley
:birdiedoublered:
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Post by Blast » Tue Feb 04, 2020 2:45 am

Stapes wrote:
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But those coyotes are pretty wiley
They're around here too. Last hike I went on I nearly got clobbered by an anvil.
Oh shut up, you fucktarded shitberry.

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Post by Charliesheen » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:31 am

:x

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Post by windrunner » Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:40 pm

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It bothers me that we still use puppies for scientific experiments when there are so many people like her out there in society that would be perfect candidates for experimentation.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:46 pm

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She seems nice. Is she on Bumble?

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Post by Deathproof » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:02 pm

windrunner wrote:
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Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
It bothers me that we still use puppies for scientific experiments when there are so many people like her out there in society that would be perfect candidates for experimentation.
Welfare recipients and children, too.
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Post by jsdspif » Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 am

Nero wrote:
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My son sent me this one a couple weeks ago. I told him we had a guy at work and when he talked to you it was weird because his eyes were pretty much closed so he had to tilt his head back to see you as he talked. Anyway he'd get with a co-worker and say "could I talk to you for a minute? I think you're going to burn in hell.". He was always trying to recruit us to go to his church. He actually was a nice guy but he was bent on "saving" everybody. One time he asked me "Are you gay?You seem to have a fascination with balls and penises". That was because I had a time when I'd say "no,but you can scratch my balls for me" . One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin. This one happened to be maybe 2 inches in diameter and maybe 12 inches long. I showed it to old Pete and I asked him "what do you think it would feel like to have this shoved up your ass?" and old Pete quickly answered "oh that feels so good".

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:00 pm

jsdspif wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 am
Nero wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
My son sent me this one a couple weeks ago. I told him we had a guy at work and when he talked to you it was weird because his eyes were pretty much closed so he had to tilt his head back to see you as he talked. Anyway he'd get with a co-worker and say "could I talk to you for a minute? I think you're going to burn in hell.". He was always trying to recruit us to go to his church. He actually was a nice guy but he was bent on "saving" everybody. One time he asked me "Are you gay?You seem to have a fascination with balls and penises". That was because I had a time when I'd say "no,but you can scratch my balls for me" . One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin. This one happened to be maybe 2 inches in diameter and maybe 12 inches long. I showed it to old Pete and I asked him "what do you think it would feel like to have this shoved up your ass?" and old Pete quickly answered "oh that feels so good".
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Post by sin cal hd » Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:45 pm

CaptQuint wrote:
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Miami after the Chiefs victory?????

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:48 pm

sin cal hd wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:45 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:38 pm
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Miami after the Chiefs victory?????
Correct
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Post by Charliesheen » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:33 pm

Is the correct term, "Missouri-rich?"

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Post by Stapes » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:56 pm

CaptQuint wrote:
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Damn
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by Flumper » Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:19 pm

jsdspif wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 am
Nero wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin.
its called a "bull prick" and its used to line up bolt holes when putting large steel beams together.

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Post by necronomous » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:36 am

Nero wrote:
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Post by Charliesheen » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:48 pm

Why didn't she just go to Baltimore?

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Post by CaptQuint » Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:04 pm

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