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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:46 am Omg you too CQ! I'm cool and I roll good joints.
I don't smoke marijuana
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:48 am
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:47 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:46 am Omg you too CQ! I'm cool and I roll good joints.
I don't smoke marijuana
Yeah, I know Dad.
In fact young lady I'm deeply concerned with you smoking the devils lettuce, repeatedly trespassing and having carnal relations without God's blessing. :smokingjoint:
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:05 am
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:51 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:48 am
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:47 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:46 am Omg you too CQ! I'm cool and I roll good joints.
I don't smoke marijuana
Yeah, I know Dad.
In fact young lady I'm deeply concerned with you smoking the devils lettuce, repeatedly trespassing and having carnal relations without God's blessing. :smokingjoint:
But, I'm so good at those things!!
Aye, no point in fighting ya on that
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Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:38 am
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:lol: that perfectly summarizes the left vs right view on this virus.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:13 pm My secret talent, hand-rolling perfect joints 👌

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If i could post photos I’d make you feel bad about that.
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No posting photos from the nut hatch
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:12 am You literally log on to pull my dick.
8-)
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:35 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:12 am You literally log on to pull my dick.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:14 am Oh no a woman on the bored rolled a joint, let me tell her how much better I am at it. :lol:

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If it makes you feel any better I couldnt roll one to save my life.
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Sometimes at the roller rink when I'm talking to the owner and see a hot chick I'll say to her "I must be getting old,I can feel my artery starting to harden".
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:01 pm I love how you guys just won't give me one thing lol. "I mean its good, but..." "Oh I knew someone who was a master" :lol: I do the little 'cut corner' thing on each end and can whip out a joint in no time. Sheeesh.
I’m just jealous.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:14 am Oh no a woman on the bored rolled a joint, let me tell her how much better I am at it. :lol:

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Would it surprise you to know that it's not because you're a woman, but men are just jerks to each other because that's how we fuck around with our friends?
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:01 pm I love how you guys just won't give me one thing
For the record... I would most definitely give you one thing. 8-)
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FUCK YEAH !!!!

I finally got a horny jail meme! :D
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So dm is just one of the guys? Has she been lying to us with her titty pics?
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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rule34 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:08 pm So dm is just one of the guys? Has she been lying to us with her titty pics?
I've seen em in the flesh, they're fantastic
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:13 pm
rule34 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:08 pm So dm is just one of the guys? Has she been lying to us with her titty pics?
I've seen em in the flesh, they're fantastic
where?
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Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:13 pm
rule34 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:08 pm So dm is just one of the guys? Has she been lying to us with her titty pics?
I've seen em in the flesh, they're fantastic
where?
Here in Pennsylvania
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:11 am Image
Pretty sire that hand is attached to her bewbs. Im gonna fap just to be sure.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:13 pm My secret talent, hand-rolling perfect joints 👌

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Pshhhh, I can roll one way better than that.

PS, I've never rolled a cigarette or joint in my life.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:04 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:21 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:13 pm
rule34 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:08 pm So dm is just one of the guys? Has she been lying to us with her titty pics?
I've seen em in the flesh, they're fantastic
where?
Here in Pennsylvania
Still holding on to that huh? Lol 😆
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:06 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:04 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:21 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:13 pm
rule34 wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:08 pm So dm is just one of the guys? Has she been lying to us with her titty pics?
I've seen em in the flesh, they're fantastic
where?
Here in Pennsylvania
Still holding on to that huh? Lol 😆
One an image like that goes into the vault, it stays there forever.
She was in a pool, it was very much like that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I'll never forget it.
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