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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:18 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:06 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:04 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:21 pm
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:13 pm

I've seen em in the flesh, they're fantastic
where?
Here in Pennsylvania
Still holding on to that huh? Lol 😆
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But DM has some heavy milkers
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:10 pm I saw this turtle last week.

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Did you show him your tits also? :D
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:10 pm I saw this turtle last week.

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Why did you poop on him? That's mean.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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DM doesn't do BM's
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:08 pm So moooving on. New topic please.
I see what you did there
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Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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I was seriously thinking of filing a complaint with the FCC about the .05MPS download speed of the provider out here until I realized their home office was based in a suburb of Medellin Columbia
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:29 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:22 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:10 pm I saw this turtle last week.

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Why did you poop on him? That's mean.
What kind of turtle is that? I just saw about 6 of those in my pond.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:02 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:22 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:10 pm I saw this turtle last week.

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Why did you poop on him? That's mean.
What kind of turtle is that? I just saw about 6 of those in my pond.
Painted turtle
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:04 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:02 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:22 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:10 pm I saw this turtle last week.

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Why did you poop on him? That's mean.
What kind of turtle is that? I just saw about 6 of those in my pond.
Painted turtle
That Capt. I wanted to find out if the otters that come every October were going to eat them.
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See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:29 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
Eat shit and die retard
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:52 pm Look what happened right outside my window just now! It's so pretty and crazy bright! I just knew I'd have to share it with all you queers. :rainbow:

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The whole LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA crowd have ruined rainbows.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:52 pm Look what happened right outside my window just now! It's so pretty and crazy bright! I just knew I'd have to share it with all you queers. :rainbow:

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Cool
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:59 pm
megman wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:56 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:52 pm Look what happened right outside my window just now! It's so pretty and crazy bright! I just knew I'd have to share it with all you queers. :rainbow:

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The whole LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA crowd have ruined rainbows.
Yeah well real ones are still heterosexual. I meant queers in the sense that y'all are weird ;)
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I sure did.




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Hell yes, I remember getting a record on the back of the cereal box... Bobby Sherman or the Archies, lol
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Stapes wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:01 am I sure did.




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They play a song on YouTube where you just sit and take in the cake and candles. Sorta odd bit great photo-opp. Afterwards it’s the trademarked happy birthday song and tres leches cake.

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