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But DM has some heavy milkers
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Did you show him your tits also?
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DM doesn't do BM's
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I see what you did there
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Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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Eat shit and die retardCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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I was seriously thinking of filing a complaint with the FCC about the .05MPS download speed of the provider out here until I realized their home office was based in a suburb of Medellin Columbia
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Pa hick Disco- hey it works until the next outage.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:29 amEat shit and die retardCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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What kind of turtle is that? I just saw about 6 of those in my pond.
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Painted turtleEvil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:02 amWhat kind of turtle is that? I just saw about 6 of those in my pond.
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That Capt. I wanted to find out if the otters that come every October were going to eat them.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:04 amPainted turtleEvil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:02 amWhat kind of turtle is that? I just saw about 6 of those in my pond.
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See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind.
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Eat shit and die will always be one of my favorite phrases.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:29 amEat shit and die retardCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:28 am Hello. Am I connecting. Can anyone hear/see me. I'm in the wilderness of W Texas. What's that rotating blue circle that goes on forever. Thank god for the pony express out here for internet service.
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The whole LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA crowd have ruined rainbows.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:52 pm Look what happened right outside my window just now! It's so pretty and crazy bright! I just knew I'd have to share it with all you queers.
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Cooldisco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:52 pm Look what happened right outside my window just now! It's so pretty and crazy bright! I just knew I'd have to share it with all you queers.
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I'm normal except for my left sock falling into my shoe...disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:59 pmYeah well real ones are still heterosexual. I meant queers in the sense that y'all are weirdmegman wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:56 pmThe whole LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA crowd have ruined rainbows.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:52 pm Look what happened right outside my window just now! It's so pretty and crazy bright! I just knew I'd have to share it with all you queers.
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Hell yes, I remember getting a record on the back of the cereal box... Bobby Sherman or the Archies, lol
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They play a song on YouTube where you just sit and take in the cake and candles. Sorta odd bit great photo-opp. Afterwards it’s the trademarked happy birthday song and tres leches cake.
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Cleanup after a party tonight. Me and my cracker girlfriend and my coworkers family and his sister in-law who turned 36 last week.
They play a song on YouTube where you just sit and take in the cake and candles. Sorta odd bit great photo-opp. Afterwards it’s the trademarked happy birthday song and tres leches cake.
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