FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.

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FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.

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Let's do some basic math.

FSF has said that he's been married for 25 years.

FSF has said that he was able to retire before he was 55 years old.

That puts FSF somewhere around 55 years old give or take a few years.

That also means that picture of him and his wife that we have all come to know so well was probably taken 15 to 20 years ago.

By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway. She probably also has a mustache.
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Are you collecting rent?
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Who wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:45 am Are you collecting rent?
Fuckin' right I am!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:37 am Let's do some basic math.

FSF has said that he's been married for 25 years.

FSF has said that he was able to retire before he was 55 years old.

That puts FSF somewhere around 55 years old give or take a few years.

That also means that picture of him and his wife that we have all come to know so well was probably taken 15 to 20 years ago.

By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway. She probably also has a mustache.
So, the point of this thread is to have FSF start pounding his keyboard again? Might want to reconsider your original thoughts that led to this.
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Well Roberto Duran was born in 1951 and retired 18 years ago, so FSF's wife is 67
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captquint wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:30 am Well Roberto Duran was born in 1951 and retired 18 years ago, so FSF's wife is 67
Well, Capt. It seems the arctic is coming soon to your neighborhood. How much are they predicting?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:36 am
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:30 am Well Roberto Duran was born in 1951 and retired 18 years ago, so FSF's wife is 67
Well, Capt. It seems the arctic is coming soon to your neighborhood. How much are they predicting?
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It doesn't matter how hot Hispanic women are when they're young, they always end up looking like pears with legs.
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peterosehaircut wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:49 am It doesn't matter how hot Hispanic women are when they're young, they always end up looking like pears with legs.


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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:37 am

By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway.
I heard she is 7 feet tall, so...not bad!
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