FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
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FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
Let's do some basic math.
FSF has said that he's been married for 25 years.
FSF has said that he was able to retire before he was 55 years old.
That puts FSF somewhere around 55 years old give or take a few years.
That also means that picture of him and his wife that we have all come to know so well was probably taken 15 to 20 years ago.
By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway. She probably also has a mustache.
FSF has said that he's been married for 25 years.
FSF has said that he was able to retire before he was 55 years old.
That puts FSF somewhere around 55 years old give or take a few years.
That also means that picture of him and his wife that we have all come to know so well was probably taken 15 to 20 years ago.
By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway. She probably also has a mustache.
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
Are you collecting rent?
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
So, the point of this thread is to have FSF start pounding his keyboard again? Might want to reconsider your original thoughts that led to this.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:37 am Let's do some basic math.
FSF has said that he's been married for 25 years.
FSF has said that he was able to retire before he was 55 years old.
That puts FSF somewhere around 55 years old give or take a few years.
That also means that picture of him and his wife that we have all come to know so well was probably taken 15 to 20 years ago.
By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway. She probably also has a mustache.
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
Well Roberto Duran was born in 1951 and retired 18 years ago, so FSF's wife is 67
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:36 amWell, Capt. It seems the arctic is coming soon to your neighborhood. How much are they predicting?
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
It doesn't matter how hot Hispanic women are when they're young, they always end up looking like pears with legs.
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:49 am It doesn't matter how hot Hispanic women are when they're young, they always end up looking like pears with legs.
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Re: FSF's big, fat, ugly wife.
I heard she is 7 feet tall, so...not bad!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:37 am
By now his wife is probably about 160 pounds and has an ass so fat she has trouble fitting through a doorway.