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disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:05 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:57 pm DON'T BE A FUCKING CHAD Y'ALL


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Never cared for spitting in porn. Or 7/11 boner pills either, for that matter.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:34 pm :lol: for real tho, just be better at turning a woman on.
Fucking idiots just emulating what they see in porn. Might as well go that extra mile and slap it with your dick for 10 minutes too before you put it in.
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the boner pills benefit both men and women, since both will have sex. just like both benefit from condoms even though it's the man who wears it.
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pm
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"

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Stapes wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:59 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pm
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"

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Doesn’t compute does it
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LOL when you see it...


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:lol:
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man i suck at those. not seeing it.
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pm
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
This isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyes
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 am
Biker wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pm
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
This isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyes
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Biker wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:46 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 am
Biker wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pm
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
This isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyes
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Animal wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 am man i suck at those. not seeing it.
Me either. Hopefully someone better than us can give us the answer.
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Flumpy prefers male genitalia
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Animal wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 am man i suck at those. not seeing it.
Meh, don't feel bad, took me about five minutes to see it. And I was staring right at it and *still* didn't get it at first.

Yea, look directly at the crotchal area.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:52 am
Biker wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:46 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 am
Biker wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pm
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
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Lol..... Hahhhhhh... Lol
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:00 am
Animal wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 am man i suck at those. not seeing it.
Meh, don't feel bad, took me about five minutes to see it. And I was staring right at it and *still* didn't get it at first.

Yea, look directly at the crotchal area.
Yea didn't know if that was it or the gram of unknown by her right foot.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:25 am I'm in a meme mood


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:lol: You have to admit that explains a lot. Right?
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Checkmate, racists

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