Well, as a man, I would never take some random pill from a gas station.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:05 pmIf I were a man, I'd be scared of the cheap boner pills. And yeah, some dude spit on me once.
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Fucking idiots just emulating what they see in porn. Might as well go that extra mile and slap it with your dick for 10 minutes too before you put it in.
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the boner pills benefit both men and women, since both will have sex. just like both benefit from condoms even though it's the man who wears it.
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Biker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pmConservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.
"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
I'm glad you're starting to realize what team you play for.
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I'm OG Team Biden, bitchStapes wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:59 pmBiker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pmConservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.
"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
I'm glad you're starting to realize what team you play for.
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man i suck at those. not seeing it.
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This isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyesBiker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pmConservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.
"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
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Careful, or I'll send you to Greece againCaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 amThis isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyesBiker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pmConservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.
"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
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LOL
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How mature. Is it almost bingo time in your retirement community yet?Biker wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:46 amCareful, or I'll send you to Greece againCaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 amThis isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyesBiker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pmConservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.
"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
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Me either. Hopefully someone better than us can give us the answer.
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Flumpy prefers male genitalia
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Meh, don't feel bad, took me about five minutes to see it. And I was staring right at it and *still* didn't get it at first.
Yea, look directly at the crotchal area.
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Smuggies in this thread it is then!CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:52 amHow mature. Is it almost bingo time in your retirement community yet?Biker wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:46 amCareful, or I'll send you to Greece againCaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:44 amThis isn't a political thread, take it to SFW, shiteyesBiker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:26 pmConservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.
"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
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Yea didn't know if that was it or the gram of unknown by her right foot.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:00 amMeh, don't feel bad, took me about five minutes to see it. And I was staring right at it and *still* didn't get it at first.
Yea, look directly at the crotchal area.
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You have to admit that explains a lot. Right?
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Checkmate, racists