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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Hopefully he doesn't try to run his business with that racist math bullshit.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:53 pm Hopefully he doesn't try to run his business with that racist math bullshit.
Or that his creditors dont apply white supremist supporting credits, debits, and interest bullshit. Dat waycyst
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Finally a breakfast for Antifa.
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Makes note to look at your phone
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:25 pm Image
I have that locked up with a pass code buried on the second page of the apps menu in a small spot with 4 other apps.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:25 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:54 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:25 pm Image
I have that locked up with a pass code buried on the second page of the apps menu in a small spot with 4 other apps.
Dammmmn whatchu got on that phone?
Not much, just pictures of past exploits I don't care to delete or explain if the current gf sees them
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 pm Image
Can you do one of your Flumpy photoshops to this? TIA
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Burn1dwn wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 pm Image
Can you do one of your Flumpy photoshops to this? TIA
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:44 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 pm Image
Can you do one of your Flumpy photoshops to this? TIA
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The woman looks shocked but intrigued, Flump has a "that's what I'm talking about" look.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:17 am Image
We are getting up to 0C by next Tuesday. It's coming. 8-)
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megman wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:40 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:17 am Image
We are getting up to 0C by next Tuesday. It's coming. 8-)
Gonna be 7C here
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:04 am
megman wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:40 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:17 am Image
We are getting up to 0C by next Tuesday. It's coming. 8-)
Gonna be 7C here
Will be a few more weeks here for that, unless we get higher locally.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:13 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:04 am
megman wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:40 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:17 am Image
We are getting up to 0C by next Tuesday. It's coming. 8-)
Gonna be 7C here
STFU WHEN? I'm thinking bout driving out there Sunday for our ladies birthday
Wednesday, I'm going over tomorrow
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:15 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:14 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:13 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:04 am
megman wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:40 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:17 am Image
We are getting up to 0C by next Tuesday. It's coming. 8-)
Gonna be 7C here
STFU WHEN? I'm thinking bout driving out there Sunday for our ladies birthday
Wednesday, I'm going over tomorrow
Is today the fucking day??
No, it's Sunday
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 pm Image
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that look on a woman's face...
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:09 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 pm Image
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that look on a woman's face...
And that look came the first time she met you.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:09 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 pm Image
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that look on a woman's face...
You would have a nickel
I blame Biker.
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I'm a grower and not a show'er. I've seen that look on more than one face and it never fails to amuse me.
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megman wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:55 am I'm a grower and not a show'er. I've seen that look on more than one face and it never fails to amuse me.
Oh man..... I have so many wise ass remarks........
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 5:16 am
megman wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:55 am I'm a grower and not a show'er. I've seen that look on more than one face and it never fails to amuse me.
Oh man..... I have so many wise ass remarks........
I know. Go for it in UJ fashion. 8-)

But the growers know what I;m talking aboot. :geek:
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Antknot wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:07 am Image
Did she slip or nod out?
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