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It’s a CTC!
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:lol:
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Lol.... The ultimate mansplain..... Lol
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I very seldom see that voice shit work properly.My friends wife is looking at a local wings place and says "call wings restaurant south road' and google or whatever comes back,the number you have dialed is not in service. My friend tried it for a part for something or other and he got a grocery delivery service. The Iranian (who are super hard to understand so I get google not working for him) at the gas station said "alcohol content of blazing skull beer" and a used car dealership from Battle creek popped up. None of that stuff is for me. I don't even use a speil chekker!
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I was going to say welcome back but was afraid it would start some sort of shit storm with somebody.
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Smok44 wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:30 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 1:19 am Image
How'd you miss adding corn?
The a rab is shitting it out
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Saw this statue and thought “Oh wow, Diver got his balls pinched try to climb over a rock wall!”

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it looks morel like a vagina to me.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:20 pm Saw this statue and thought “Oh wow, Diver got his balls pinched try to climb over a rock wall!”

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That's the teardrop memorial in Bayonne. NJ. Gifted by the people of Russia
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I heard it's filled with vodka
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It's so ugly it's kind of cool
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Stapes wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:42 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:20 pm Saw this statue and thought “Oh wow, Diver got his balls pinched try to climb over a rock wall!”

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That's the teardrop memorial in Bayonne. NJ. Gifted by the people of Russia
Ah. HELLO? Trojan horse anyone?

This is a receiver of data that sends it back to Russia so they can spy on you.

Learn your history.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:54 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:42 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:20 pm Saw this statue and thought “Oh wow, Diver got his balls pinched try to climb over a rock wall!”

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That's the teardrop memorial in Bayonne. NJ. Gifted by the people of Russia
Ah. HELLO? Trojan horse anyone?

This is a receiver of data that sends it back to Russia so they can spy on you.

Learn your history.
DAMN YOU PUTIN!!!!!!!!
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Whackov wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:20 pm Saw this statue and thought “Oh wow, Diver got his balls pinched try to climb over a rock wall!”

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:lol:
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Stapes wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:42 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:20 pm Saw this statue and thought “Oh wow, Diver got his balls pinched try to climb over a rock wall!”

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That's the teardrop memorial in Bayonne. NJ. Gifted by the people of Russia
What's the memorial for? Edit/ Never mind. Google says 911
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:40 pm Psh, Google. What a fucking know-it-all.
:D Yeah screw that guy.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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