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disco wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:20 pm Image
I will the next time! Use the 7! Use the 7!
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Antknot wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:19 pm Image
ass would be eaten(the horse's that is)
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Antknot wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:59 am
disco wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:20 pm Image
I will the next time! Use the 7! Use the 7!
I use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:35 am
Antknot wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:59 am
disco wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:20 pm Image
I will the next time! Use the 7! Use the 7!
I use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
^this. I probably use 70% power (7) second only after 5.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:04 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:35 am
Antknot wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:59 am
disco wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:20 pm Image
I will the next time! Use the 7! Use the 7!
I use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
^this. I probably use 70% power (7) second only after 5.
You warm your beer?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:15 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:04 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:35 am
Antknot wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:59 am
disco wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:20 pm Image
I will the next time! Use the 7! Use the 7!
I use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
^this. I probably use 70% power (7) second only after 5.
You warm your beer?
It's numbers and math. Believe me, you wouldn't understand.
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I can't say I've ever set the microwave itself to run with a number containing a 7, but I have use the microwave's timer set to 75 minutes for something cooking in the oven.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
I'm guessing Margot Robbie.
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disco wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:08 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
Umm that's a little boy.
Not every woman is as blessed as you. Dont hate on 'em!
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 10:20 pm
disco wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:08 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
Umm that's a little boy.
Not every woman is as blessed as you. Dont hate on 'em!
She's not wrong, though. What use is a woman with no tits?
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B-Tender wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
I'm guessing Margot Robbie.
She got hers out in the Wolf of Wall Street Laddie.
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Hyperv12 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:44 pm
B-Tender wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
I'm guessing Margot Robbie.
She got hers out in the Wolf of Wall Street Laddie.
And they were SPECTACULAR !!!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:46 pm
Hyperv12 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:44 pm
B-Tender wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
I'm guessing Margot Robbie.
She got hers out in the Wolf of Wall Street Laddie.
And they were SPECTACULAR !!!
Yes she did, but that is beside the point.
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B-Tender wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:19 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:46 pm
Hyperv12 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:44 pm
B-Tender wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:18 am [/img]
Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
I'm guessing Margot Robbie.
She got hers out in the Wolf of Wall Street Laddie.
And they were SPECTACULAR !!!
Yes she did, but that is beside the point.
All I'm gonna say is, if you picky fags turn her down, all the better for me. :-D Gravity is never the friend of a woman's boobs. But hell yeah, I'll take those.
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my bad
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thank goodness we are back to lolz

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