I will the next time! Use the 7! Use the 7!
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I use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
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^this. I probably use 70% power (7) second only after 5.Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:35 amI use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
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You warm your beer?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:04 am^this. I probably use 70% power (7) second only after 5.Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:35 amI use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
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It's numbers and math. Believe me, you wouldn't understand.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:15 amYou warm your beer?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:04 am^this. I probably use 70% power (7) second only after 5.Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:35 amI use it all the time. The most underused feature of a microwave is the POWER setting. Put in a pizza slice and give it 30 secs on high and you get mush.
Put it in for 2 minutes on power level 4 and you get warm and still solid.
I almost never nuke anything at 10.
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I can't say I've ever set the microwave itself to run with a number containing a 7, but I have use the microwave's timer set to 75 minutes for something cooking in the oven.
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Please tell me this is someone famous who has never shown her boobs.
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Not every woman is as blessed as you. Dont hate on 'em!
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She's not wrong, though. What use is a woman with no tits?
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And they were SPECTACULAR !!!
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Yes she did, but that is beside the point.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:46 pmAnd they were SPECTACULAR !!!
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All I'm gonna say is, if you picky fags turn her down, all the better for me. Gravity is never the friend of a woman's boobs. But hell yeah, I'll take those.
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."