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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:39 pm They can go to Lakewood, NJ. Its were all the Orthodox are moving to
Or Orange County, NY. Nothing like seeing 16 Orthodox Jews stuffed into a Honda Odyssey doing 90 down The Thruway
Go through Lakewood and 90 percent of the vehicles have New York plates
I blame Biker.
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When they "ask" you to leave, no is not an option.
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Elmira, Ontario. Mennonites. Still using horse/buggy. Just ask RD. He's not too far.

I only know about it because that's where the Olympic Ice Resurfacing company is. 8-)
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megman wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:46 pm Elmira, Ontario. Mennonites. Still using horse/buggy. Just ask RD. He's not too far.

I only know about it because that's where the Olympic Ice Resurfacing company is. 8-)
This is true. Back in the day it was the same in Fergus/Elora. Elora had a parking lot on the main drag with rows of tie-up stations for horses. You couldn't go in there with a car.
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megman wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:46 pm Elmira, Ontario. Mennonites. Still using horse/buggy. Just ask RD. He's not too far.

I only know about it because that's where the Olympic Ice Resurfacing company is. 8-)
All the Mennonites I was around had no problem with modern machinery but always had black cars so as to not be flashy about it.
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That woman has 27 MLB Championships? Impressive
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spudoc wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:59 pm
megman wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:46 pm Elmira, Ontario. Mennonites. Still using horse/buggy. Just ask RD. He's not too far.

I only know about it because that's where the Olympic Ice Resurfacing company is. 8-)
All the Mennonites I was around had no problem with modern machinery but always had black cars so as to not be flashy about it.
There are different sects of Mennonites. Some use modern powered machines, some don't. Some even own televisions.
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Kalona IA, in my wife's birth state. We were driving around Iowa City, and shit out of nowhere were all these horse 'n buggies trotting around. The people there are a mix of old Amish and more modern Mennonites.

We also have a colony of Amish just east of Sarasota here in Florida. There are also several other Mennonite colonies around Tampa and Lakeland. I've never seen horse 'n buggies, so they must be one of the more liberal sects.
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Biker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:03 pm Image
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That's a good one. Really creative.
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:lol: :lol:
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Biker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:13 pm
Looks like a job perk to me.
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Biker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:13 pm
Is that resisting arrest?
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:39 pm They can go to Lakewood, NJ. Its were all the Orthodox are moving to
Or Orange County, NY. Nothing like seeing 16 Orthodox Jews stuffed into a Honda Odyssey doing 90 down The Thruway
What the fuck is a thruway.
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Mtb_man wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:59 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:39 pm They can go to Lakewood, NJ. Its were all the Orthodox are moving to
Or Orange County, NY. Nothing like seeing 16 Orthodox Jews stuffed into a Honda Odyssey doing 90 down The Thruway
What the fuck is a thruway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_State_Thruway
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Mtb_man wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:59 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:39 pm They can go to Lakewood, NJ. Its were all the Orthodox are moving to
Or Orange County, NY. Nothing like seeing 16 Orthodox Jews stuffed into a Honda Odyssey doing 90 down The Thruway
What the fuck is a thruway.
It's a giant ass road that NY state thought would be funny to put right in the middle of my grandfather's and later on my father's farm.
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Biker wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:02 pm
Might as well put a dress on that kid now and call it a day.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:57 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:02 pm
Might as well put a dress on that kid now and call it a day.
Yep, and charge the "Dad" with child abuse since he's obviously not teaching his "son" how the real World works.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:35 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:57 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:02 pm
Might as well put a dress on that kid now and call it a day.
Yep, and charge the "Dad" with child abuse since he's obviously not teaching his "son" how the real World works.
The only problem with these videos (which I love) is there is no resolution. I want to see the officer arrive and tell the father/son to shut up and they could go to jail. My favorite is when the hunter asks if they buy meat at the store. The most laughable come back is "would you kill your pet"? LOL it's a weird line that people have on which animals are food and which are pets.
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crash273 wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:16 pmThe most laughable come back is "would you kill your pet"? LOL it's a weird line that people have on which animals are food and which are pets.
stroll through the barns at a stock show or fair and talk to the kids showing animals. there is such a thing as a pet that is killed for food. and i'm okay with that.
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Never name your food....
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An autopsy on a animal is a necropsy
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