Well, he's probably right handed.
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He is now.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 4:08 amWell, he's probably right handed.
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Yeah but if he was born right handed that gives him a huge advantage for shoveling food and beer down his neck.
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Probably wasn't paying attention when he was shoveling the chicken shit off the conveyor belt and got it caught.
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Years ago I bought my dad's old ford tractor and had forgotten he had a mower for it out behind the barn. The bearings were pretty well seized up and the belt was bad. So i started getting it restored. I went to tractor supply and was looking and gathering up bolts and what not that I needed. There was a guy next to me and I'm talking to him but wasn't really looking in his direction,just see him in the corner of my eye. "Yeah I was plowing snow for the neighbors when I was about 8 years old but my mom never let me near the thing with the mower on it. I suppose she was afraid of me losing an arm or something". I then had gotten the stuff I needed so I went to check out and as I walked past the guy I noticed he was missing an arm. I felt like shit,I told the cashier what happened and asked her if I should go find the guy and apologize. She said the guy works there part time and makes jokes all the time in regards to missing an arm,so then I didn't feel so bad.
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As a big leftie, I have no idea how I'd cope if I lost my left hand/arm. I had tendon surgery on my left hand about 10 years ago, and wiping my ass was the worst thing, but even trying to eat with just a non-dominant right hand was bad enough. I'd just jump into the shower to wash the poop crumbs off, but simple things like washing my hair was almost impossible.
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When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
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Maybe a shark?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 8:01 pmThat would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
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Bear trap.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 8:22 pmMaybe a shark?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 8:01 pmThat would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 8:01 pmThat would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
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I'd wager that chick has more testosterone in her than that fucking soy boy.
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At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
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Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby. Biker is obsessed with cucks and trannies.
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I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
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Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 amI see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
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Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 amSays the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 amI see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
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I'd wager it's satire and Biker wants you to think it's real
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Look familiar?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:15 amGood to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 amSays the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 amI see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 amI see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Well we all certainly know your family history.... They all hate you
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I get it. One or both of your parents had some DNA chromosomes floating around loosely. Believe me, I've noticed.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:25 amLook familiar?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:15 amGood to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 amSays the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 amI see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
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Sorry you never knew who your father was. Consequences of taking up the progressive Dem lifestyle. Your bed to sleep on.Stapes wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:54 amCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 amI see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Well we all certainly know your family history.... They all hate you