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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#801

Post by Smok44 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:19 am

When life gives you a second chance and you screw it up

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by windrunner » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:02 pm

Smok44 wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:19 am
When life gives you a second chance and you screw it up

That was rather entertaining. So much drama and intensity in such a short clip.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#803

Post by Deathproof » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:58 pm

Holy shit. That was like Christmas, my birthday, and the most intense orgasm of my life all rolled into one. I fucking LOVE watching children get hurt!
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#804

Post by Stapes » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#805

Post by Deathproof » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm

Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Stapes » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:22 pm

Not in the a.m. bro.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by QillerDaemon » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm

Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#808

Post by Deathproof » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm

QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#809

Post by Stapes » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:10 pm

Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
Hating children is like hating puppies, it ain't natural.
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Deathproof » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:14 pm

Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:10 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
Hating children is like hating puppies, it ain't natural.
I disagree. Puppies are cute. They serve a purpose. Hating them is a sign of insanity.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#811

Post by Wut » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm

Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
wut?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by beagleboy » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pm

Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:53 pm

I never hated children. But seriously hated a lot of parents.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Deathproof » Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:12 pm

Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
If you say so. But still nobody has ever been able to give a convincing argument as to why children are somehow "sacred" or in any way more important than adults.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Stapes » Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:33 pm

Lol.... Good Lord.
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Wut » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pm

beagleboy wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pm
Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm
Stapes wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:01 pm
That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future
Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?
Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.
wut?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Deathproof » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:47 am

Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pm
Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:05 pm


Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.
Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?
Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.
There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Wut » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:40 pm

Deathproof wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:47 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pm
Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm


Jesus, what's the matter with you?! :questionmarks:
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?
Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.
There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.
I have two kids and a dozen nieces and nephews. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer their company over yours.
wut?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Stapes » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by B-Tender » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:48 pm

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Post by Charliesheen » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:30 pm

I will say this'. There are way too many kids walking around feeling speshal. Their speciality is zero self-awareness, no manners, etc.

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Post by B-Tender » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:54 pm

Charliesheen wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:30 pm
I will say this'. There are way too many kids walking around feeling speshal. Their speciality is zero self-awareness, no manners, etc.
Charlie, are you saying you didn't have a chip on your shoulder at 21?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Deathproof » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pm

Stapes wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."
A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

#824

Post by Deathproof » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 pm

Wut wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:40 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:47 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pm
beagleboy wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pm
Wut wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm


I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
You're fucked in the head.
Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?
Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.
There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.
I have two kids and a dozen nieces and nephews. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer their company over yours.
You're a guy, which means I don't want to fuck you. So, I have no use for your company anyway.
Thai whores are much, much better than Vietnamese whores, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Post by Burn1dwn » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:11 pm

Deathproof wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pm
Stapes wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."
A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
TL:DR

Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids

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