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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:22 am
Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:17 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:15 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 3:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 1:48 pm I would not want to fight her.

Certainly not in a battle of the intellect.
Especially then. She is not an intelligent Wookiee.
Princeton and Harvard graduate, I’d bet she has a few IQ points on you.
I bet she doesn't. Affirmative Action degrees dont mean much.
That’s the simple response I expected of you. Harvard law degrees don’t come in affirmative action packages.
wut?
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:44 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:16 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 1:48 pm

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Nobody's gonna photoshop two bananas into her hands?
Racism is super tacky.
Is it really racism when she legitimately looks like a (partially )shaved ape?
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 12:26 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:22 am
Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:17 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:15 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 3:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 1:48 pm I would not want to fight her.

Certainly not in a battle of the intellect.
Especially then. She is not an intelligent Wookiee.
Princeton and Harvard graduate, I’d bet she has a few IQ points on you.
I bet she doesn't. Affirmative Action degrees dont mean much.
That’s the simple response I expected of you. Harvard law degrees don’t come in affirmative action packages.
They used to not, anyway.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 1:32 pm
Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 12:26 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:22 am
Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:17 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:15 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 3:21 pm

Certainly not in a battle of the intellect.
Especially then. She is not an intelligent Wookiee.
Princeton and Harvard graduate, I’d bet she has a few IQ points on you.
I bet she doesn't. Affirmative Action degrees dont mean much.
That’s the simple response I expected of you. Harvard law degrees don’t come in affirmative action packages.
They used to not, anyway.
After you get your undergrad degree, try law school.
wut?
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:44 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 1:32 pm
Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 12:26 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:22 am
Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:17 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:15 pm

Especially then. She is not an intelligent Wookiee.
Princeton and Harvard graduate, I’d bet she has a few IQ points on you.
I bet she doesn't. Affirmative Action degrees dont mean much.
That’s the simple response I expected of you. Harvard law degrees don’t come in affirmative action packages.
They used to not, anyway.
After you get your undergrad degree, try law school.
Pass.
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 1:31 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:44 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:16 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 1:48 pm

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Nobody's gonna photoshop two bananas into her hands?
Racism is super tacky.
Is it really racism when she legitimately looks like a (partially )shaved ape?
You're not David Allen Coe are you? I heard that guy used to pull all kinds of tail.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 4:57 pmYou're not David Allen Coe are you? I heard that guy used to pull all kinds of tail.
i've never seen a guy wear worse wigs.
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Flumper wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 5:01 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 4:57 pmYou're not David Allen Coe are you? I heard that guy used to pull all kinds of tail.
i've never seen a guy wear worse wigs.
He was trying to cover up his redneck. Probably.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 6:50 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 1:31 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:44 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:16 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 1:48 pm

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Nobody's gonna photoshop two bananas into her hands?
Racism is super tacky.
Is it really racism when she legitimately looks like a (partially )shaved ape?
You sound like a moron.
You are absolutely right Ms. incredibly gorgeous & intelligent princess. Thanks for pointing that out & don't feel bad 'cause you live large, you deserve it. All I know is we need more people like you on this planet.
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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Damn, I thought the banana comment was related to this meme:
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Be a lot funnier if it was...
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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*cough*sideboob*cough*
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Flumper wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:42 am *cough*sideboob*cough*
:?:
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Cassandros wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:32 am Damn, I thought the banana comment was related to this meme:
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Be a lot funnier if it was...
Nah. If it was, Deathproof would have had a special request for the rope too
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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peterosehaircut wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:46 am
Flumper wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:42 am *cough*sideboob*cough*
:?:
I thought he was talking about Michele but I think those are called pecs.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:47 am
Cassandros wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:32 am Damn, I thought the banana comment was related to this meme:
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Be a lot funnier if it was...
Nah. If it was, Deathproof would have had a special request for the rope too
I didn't suggest it or even think of it, but I wouldn't complain. And get the fuck over this "racism" shit. My hatred for B. Hussein and the former First Wookiee is based on who they are as people, not their color.
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I just farted so hard and so violently that Cute German Girl left the room.
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If you can get cocaine at the gas stations in Missouri, i'm... still not going to Missouri. It'll take a lot more than coke to get me to Missouri.
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wtf is she doing?
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Flumper wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 5:34 pm wtf is she doing?
In order to gain access to the subway you need to purchase a metrocard that you swipe like a credit card. This is either a set up video or she is clueless on how it operates.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 5:39 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 5:34 pm wtf is she doing?
In order to gain access to the subway you need to purchase a metrocard that you swipe like a credit card. This is either a set up video or she is clueless on how it operates.
She's drunk
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why is she sliding two bills through at a time though? even if the bill sliding idea was real it wouldn't be two bills at the same time.
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Biker wrote: Tue May 05, 2020 8:57 pm
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