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No comments about the midsection F&&kers......I'm 56 years old not JRS.



My apologies to WTC. I had no idea Iraan TX was so close to I-10 or I would have said something.....maybe.

I about shit my pants when I saw a sign for Iraan/Sheffield and googly told me it was only 10 minutes off the Interstate. I damn near flipped the car in excitement jumping off the exit.
I will say WTC is right. It is very scenic heading down the lonely 12 mile road to town. Sort of at the bottom of a valley with huge hills on either side. I will also say I would hang myself if I ever lived there because it sure is one desolate place. Jesus weeps it is remote.

I won't be disrespectful about the man's town. I was a little shocked how small and empty the main part of town was. I"ve literally only seen in movies were the main street is empty and there is a blinking red traffic light and just a feeling of "nobody is home".

I did ride around a bit and went down some side streets. I did not see any hot blonds. I did not stay very long. I really felt out of place and uncircumcized. I felt like "the hills have eyes" if you know what I mean.


Shot down Main Street....empty

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WTC's church I would imagine


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The hills where WTC goes drinking and lizard chasing. Nothing else would be out there.

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Why am I on I-10 in Texas? Going to Vegas baby!! My daughter, SIL and grand kids are going to Arizona to visit cousins and are doing a 2 day side trip to Vegas.....So I decided to go meet up with them. Ive never been there and I want to see a little bit of the country before I get to old to give a crap. I want to hit up the Grand Canyon and places like that and when I return I'll come back across through New Mexico, Oklahoma....stop at Graceland....stuff like that.
So far I've done close to 1,900 miles since 10pm Monday night. I"m in some shit hole motel with no internet in Las Cruces New Mexico right now. Have to use my phone as a hotspot.
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You made it out alive, you are a brave man
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Condolences....
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Is there supposed to be pictures? I'm confused.
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JCW wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:32 am Is there supposed to be pictures? I'm confused.
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There was pictures
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Smok44 wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:08 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:20 am There was pictures
Apparently camera's don't work in Hooterville, TX
I wanted to see the hot blonde
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For pictures to show from hosting websites on this board, they need to have a file extension. Something like .jpg or .gif. My suggestion is to make an Imgur account and upload the pics there, then link to them on this board. If they're relatively small enough, you could simply upload the pics at attachments to your post.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:33 am For pictures to show from hosting websites on this board, they need to have a file extension. Something like .jpg or .gif. My suggestion is to make an Imgur account and upload the pics there, then link to them on this board. If they're relatively small enough, you could simply upload the pics at attachments to your post.
It's funny, the pics worked for like 20 minutes
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I moved to imgur. let me know. funny I could still see the pics from my end.
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Well shit, they're showing now.
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peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:35 pm Well shit, they're showing now.
I done fixed 'em
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Swap that cap for a red one and maybe pad the bra a bit and you can probably walk about the place in safety observing the locals.
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"The hills where WTC goes drinking and lizard chasing."

:lol: fucking classic

Figured you were exaggerating until I saw that pic of main street. Think I saw a few tumbleweeds rolling through. Wow that place looks desolate and I'm from the boonies. Most of my neighbors are Amish.. i see them working their fields everyday... horses with their colts and the dairy cows grazing while the children help their parents and learn the simple ways of life it sometimes makes me wonder if they might just have it figured out.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:44 pm "The hills where WTC goes drinking and lizard chasing."

:lol: fucking classic

Figured you were exaggerating until I saw that pic of main street. Think I saw a few tumbleweeds rolling through. Wow that place looks desolate and I'm from the boonies. Most of my neighbors are Amish.. i see them working their fields everyday... horses with their colts and the dairy cows grazing while the children help their parents and learn the simple ways of life it sometimes makes me wonder if they might just have it figured out.
I once wasted an hour touring around Iraan on Google maps and I don't recall having seen a single human being. It was kind of weird.
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Woah, hold on a second. I don't have the time right now to work up one of my awesome photochops, but if you were to replace that camo cap with trump's wig..
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its because all the people live in an enormous underground bunker. don't you guys read?
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Flumper wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:12 pm its because all the people live in an enormous underground bunker. don't you guys read?
Like naked mole-rats? They're mole people?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:14 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:12 pm its because all the people live in an enormous underground bunker. don't you guys read?
Like naked mole-rats? They're mole people?
no, they are normal people. i can't remember the whole story, but it has something to do with aliens and the end of the world.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:17 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:14 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:12 pm its because all the people live in an enormous underground bunker. don't you guys read?
Like naked mole-rats? They're mole people?
no, they are normal people. i can't remember the whole story, but it has something to do with aliens and the end of the world.
Of course, it does. :lol:
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:46 am Image
i am trying to read that sign. why does it look like some of the lower stuff has been printed over?

and that band needs to pick it up a bit. no trophies since the 90's? Even Tiger won the masters this year.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:26 pm They have one from 2002
well, i think we can agree on 2 things, though. that band has got to step it up and someone needs to refurbish the sign.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:46 am Why am I on I-10 in Texas? Going to Vegas baby!! My daughter, SIL and grand kids are going to Arizona to visit cousins and are doing a 2 day side trip to Vegas.....So I decided to go meet up with them. Ive never been there and I want to see a little bit of the country before I get to old to give a crap. I want to hit up the Grand Canyon and places like that and when I return I'll come back across through New Mexico, Oklahoma....stop at Graceland....stuff like that.
So far I've done close to 1,900 miles since 10pm Monday night. I"m in some shit hole motel with no internet in Las Cruces New Mexico right now. Have to use my phone as a hotspot.
if you are going all out on a sight seeing tour of the US, you'll definitely want to include oklahoma. Is there an eye roll slimey?

and who took the picture of you in front of the Iraan sign?
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Seriously, no one else is seeing donald trump without the wig?
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