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Re: What are you reading, UJR?

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necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:38 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:14 am So, beyond these retards, Tell me what you're reading UJR.
I did, you missed it.
You think he's paying attention?
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:33 am I read in 1934 even though it was published in 1954
All the LOTR novels are a metaphor for WWII. Tolkien used the lead up to the war and the war itself as inspiration for the novels.
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necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:38 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:14 am So, beyond these retards, Tell me what you're reading UJR.
I did, you missed it.
I guess you'll have to repeat. All the UJR's beating their wives for sexual pleasure tends to put reading habits in the background.
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megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:20 am
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:16 am Bout to start this with kiddo. He picked it from the prize pile of his Summer Reading Club. We read together every night at bedtime, that seems to be the extent of my reading lately, at least til the final Game of Thrones books come out.
Your kid will appreciate it for years to come.
It's been part of our nightly routine since he was a toddler. Not sure when it will stop but not any time soon. Plus my dog LOVES it. I say "let's read!" and he grabs a toy and runs upstairs onto my sons bed.
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JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:49 am
megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:20 am
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:16 am Bout to start this with kiddo. He picked it from the prize pile of his Summer Reading Club. We read together every night at bedtime, that seems to be the extent of my reading lately, at least til the final Game of Thrones books come out.
Your kid will appreciate it for years to come.
It's been part of our nightly routine since he was a toddler. Not sure when it will stop but not any time soon. Plus my dog LOVES it. I say "let's read!" and he grabs a toy and runs upstairs onto my sons bed.
The shit memories are made of.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:33 am I read in 1934 even though it was published in 1954
All the LOTR novels are a metaphor for WWII. Tolkien used the lead up to the war and the war itself as inspiration for the novels.
Mordor was based on him in the trenches of WWI
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I'm reading a series called "The day after never". On Kindle.
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:49 am:shock:
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:49 am:shock:
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:50 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:33 am I read in 1934 even though it was published in 1954
All the LOTR novels are a metaphor for WWII. Tolkien used the lead up to the war and the war itself as inspiration for the novels.
Mordor was based on him in the trenches of WWI
This is true.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:38 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:14 am So, beyond these retards, Tell me what you're reading UJR.
I did, you missed it.
I guess you'll have to repeat. All the UJR's beating their wives for sexual pleasure tends to put reading habits in the background.
Don't be a dick. I don't beat her. If you don't want participants in your thread, don't expect anything less than the shit you get when someone tries to participate.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:33 am I read in 1934 even though it was published in 1954
All the LOTR novels are a metaphor for WWII. Tolkien used the lead up to the war and the war itself as inspiration for the novels.
They were also a metaphor for racism. Tolkien was one of the truly great authors of the last century. Gandalf is easily my favourite literary character of all time. I love his dialogue and views on the world.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:38 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:14 am So, beyond these retards, Tell me what you're reading UJR.
I did, you missed it.
I guess you'll have to repeat. All the UJR's beating their wives for sexual pleasure tends to put reading habits in the background.
Just scroll back you fucking retard.
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JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:49 am
megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:20 am
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:16 am Bout to start this with kiddo. He picked it from the prize pile of his Summer Reading Club. We read together every night at bedtime, that seems to be the extent of my reading lately, at least til the final Game of Thrones books come out.
Your kid will appreciate it for years to come.
It's been part of our nightly routine since he was a toddler. Not sure when it will stop but not any time soon. Plus my dog LOVES it. I say "let's read!" and he grabs a toy and runs upstairs onto my sons bed.
That's really awesome.
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JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:49 am
megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:20 am
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:16 am Bout to start this with kiddo. He picked it from the prize pile of his Summer Reading Club. We read together every night at bedtime, that seems to be the extent of my reading lately, at least til the final Game of Thrones books come out.
Your kid will appreciate it for years to come.
It's been part of our nightly routine since he was a toddler. Not sure when it will stop but not any time soon. Plus my dog LOVES it. I say "let's read!" and he grabs a toy and runs upstairs onto my sons bed.


My mom used to get drunk on Dewars and pass out on the couch.
I blame Biker.
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necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:53 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:38 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:14 am So, beyond these retards, Tell me what you're reading UJR.
I did, you missed it.
I guess you'll have to repeat. All the UJR's beating their wives for sexual pleasure tends to put reading habits in the background.
Don't be a dick. I don't beat her. If you don't want participants in your thread, don't expect anything less than the shit you get when someone tries to participate.
I'm joking Dude. So, what are you reading?
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JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:55 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:33 am I read in 1934 even though it was published in 1954
All the LOTR novels are a metaphor for WWII. Tolkien used the lead up to the war and the war itself as inspiration for the novels.
They were also a metaphor for racism. Tolkien was one of the truly great authors of the last century. Gandalf is easily my favourite literary character of all time. I love his dialogue and views on the world.
That reminds me, I miss CC around here.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:00 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:53 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:38 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:14 am So, beyond these retards, Tell me what you're reading UJR.
I did, you missed it.
I guess you'll have to repeat. All the UJR's beating their wives for sexual pleasure tends to put reading habits in the background.
Don't be a dick. I don't beat her. If you don't want participants in your thread, don't expect anything less than the shit you get when someone tries to participate.
I'm joking Dude. So, what are you reading?
Just scroll back you fucking retard!

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Stapes wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:58 am My mom used to get drunk on Dewars and pass out on the couch.
That's unfortunate. Mine wasnt around. I'm kinda doing this mock thing blind but just fucking showing up day in and day out seems to be 90% of the battle.
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I am reading The Casual Vacancy.
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