Leaving on my annual vacation tomorrow

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
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I can't wait till this "vacation" gets to Austin and he tells how many cocks he sucked..... I mean how many queers he threatened with his "pistola"
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Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.

Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
It was probably just some coincidence of factors.Fuck that, not taking any chances with my life. It's called being aware of your surroundings, fucking idiot
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On my way home from work today I saved 15 orphans from a house fire, pulled some kid named Timmy out of a well, and singlehandedly ended world hunger.
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Violent Messicans talking on cell phones and driving trucks :shock:
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:57 pm Violent Messicans talking on cell phones and driving trucks :shock:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :rambo:
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You know when two Messicans speak to each other some shit is about to go down. They were probably planning to decapitate him with a chainsaw right there on the pool deck in broad daylight. The dreaded Zeta Cartel.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Dude driving the truck said, "So do I. Fuck off, old man!"
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:56 pm On my way home from work today I saved 15 orphans from a house fire, pulled some kid named Timmy out of a well, and singlehandedly ended world hunger.
Let me guess. In the tear filled TV ending, Lassie licked your face in gratitude.
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Best Western Post Oak Inn 908 Buchanan Dr, Burnet, TX 78611 $119 a night. Threatening a woman with a gun..... Priceless

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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:09 pm Best Western Post Oak Inn 908 Buchanan Dr, Burnet, TX 78611 $119 a night. Threatening a woman with a gun..... Priceless

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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:09 pm Best Western Post Oak Inn 908 Buchanan Dr, Burnet, TX 78611 $119 a night. Threatening a woman with a gun..... Priceless

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You do realize stalking a UJR member is not only pathetic but seems kinda, I don't know, like mentally unstable. We've come to expect nothing less from this retard.
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Like I said, you're sitting in Iraan lying to us
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There you go UJR. Day 2 on my 1 week vacation. You will have to respond to these retards. I'm having too much fun to give a shit.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:27 pm There you go UJR. Day 2 on my 1 week vacation. You will have to respond to these retards. I'm having too much fun to give a shit.
That's why you're here making up stories about threatening minorities with firearms
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:53 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.

Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
It was probably just some coincidence of factors.Fuck that, not taking any chances with my life. It's called being aware of your surroundings, fucking idiot
At what point did you feel like your life was in danger?
You know, seeing how you stood around for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen. Which never did.

So, at what point exactly did you feel that your life was in danger?
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I'm enjoying my vacation. This is tiresome. Can someone else mock these retards for like 6 days until I get back. Much thanks.
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Dude, Hispanic woman in their 30's are scary as fuck to Trump cocksuckers


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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:47 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:53 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.

Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
It was probably just some coincidence of factors.Fuck that, not taking any chances with my life. It's called being aware of your surroundings, fucking idiot
At what point did you feel like your life was in danger?
You know, seeing how you stood around for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen. Which never did.

So, at what point exactly did you feel that your life was in danger?
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Tonight I walked to the beach in the dark, went for a swim in the dark, and walked back home in the dark.

All without a gun.

I am badass.
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It's ok, I sent The Burnet County Sheriffs Office a description of what happened on twitter and a possible suspect if they get any reports of an encounter near a hotel pool.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry".
Sorry about your small dick, dude.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:27 pm There you go UJR. Day 2 on my 1 week vacation. You will have to respond to these retards. I'm having too much fun to give a shit.
Having too much fun sitting UJ for 5 hours lying to people
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Biker wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:32 am Who the fuck vacations in Burnet, TX?
That 180 sq ft room must be preferable to his "2,000 square ft, 3 BD 2 bath all brick top to bottom with attached brick 3 car car garage on 1/2 acre".
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