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Women squirting? (Possible NSFW)

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Anyone ever had an actual experience with women squirting? I didn't beleive in that until fairly recently and the seat of my snowmobile will likely never be the same.
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It's wee.
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Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
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JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:59 pm Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
Ever given a golden shower?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:02 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:59 pm Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
Ever given a golden shower?
I mean, for you I might make an exception?
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99% of squirting in porn is piss. it comes out like pee, it has a stream like pee. its colored like pee, probably smells and tastes like pee. Its pee.

I have been with two women who squirted. one a LOT and it was the reason she didn't feel comfortable having an orgasm with someone. took a while for her to feel comfortable with me. I discussed this here years ago. nobody believes it because everything the non initiated have seen is just women in porn pissing on camera.

this was thicker, like the same consistency of male pre-cum. mucusy but not in a gross way. just thicker than water/piss, very slippery. odorless. sometimes a little cloudy, just a tad. It came out all at once like a water balloon had popped with the first woman back in college.

im sorry that nobody believes it, or hasn't experienced it for themselves. I see these videos online of women squirting and it makes me sad for the people who not only believe its real in porn but also for the people who dismiss squirting IRL because of the fakery in porn.

I dated another girl who needed a towel on the bed but it didn't come out all at once. was like a constant stream.

for those of you who think its just piss and the body cant produce a large volume of vaginal lubricant, when you get turned on during sex and wet, is that just pee? what is that? its not pee unless you want to say that when your man gets you turned on you pee yourself constantly to stay lubricated. Its a natural body lubricant and some women can produce it in large quantities. What I think is happening is the unique shape of some womens vaginal cavity is holding the fluid and during an orgasm is pushing out all the fluid during orgasmic muscle contractions. the same way you push out spooge after taking nuts to guts. this sprinkler effect where they flick the bean and a stream comes out sprays everywhere like they are watering the carpet, gross. that's pee.

its not pee when its real. sorry, not sorry.
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JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:07 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:02 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:59 pm Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
Ever given a golden shower?
I mean, for you I might make an exception?
I'm a perverted MFer no doubt but I've never got the whole golden shower thing. I was just curious if you've ever done it. I do enjoy watching chicks pee but I don't want it all over me.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:15 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:07 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:02 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:59 pm Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
Ever given a golden shower?
I mean, for you I might make an exception?
I'm a perverted MFer no doubt but I've never got the whole golden shower thing. I was just curious if you've ever done it. I do enjoy watching chicks pee but I don't want it all over me.
Same guy that doesn't like big boobs, right? Interesting.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:15 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:07 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:02 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:59 pm Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
Ever given a golden shower?
I mean, for you I might make an exception?
I'm a perverted MFer no doubt but I've never got the whole golden shower thing. I was just curious if you've ever done it. I do enjoy watching chicks pee but I don't want it all over me.
Same guy that doesn't like big boobs, right? Interesting.
Who, me? I was the guy who dated the big boobed Hooters waitress that started this whole thing. I have no problem with big racks.
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In porn it's all pee.

Girl I dated for 2 years in college squirted one time when I was eating her out in a rather public place. It was 100% not pee.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:34 pm (Possible NSFW) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't post pics from my phone easily, figured one of you morons would pick up the slack. Now get to it asshat.
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beagleboy wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:32 pm In porn it's all pee.

Girl I dated for 2 years in college squirted one time when I was eating her out in a rather public place. It was 100% not pee.
Her gash was a rather public place?
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What I found is that it isn't pee but not the full fledged pussy juice. Took her by surprise as much as me the first time. She went to climb on and started literally dripping. Just had never seen it before and I know the debate here.
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Actually squirting is not pee. If you think it is, you're wrong. Pee has ammonia, squirt does not. It does come from the bladder, but it's not pee. It also has extra hormones in it that pee does not. So it's similar to pee, but it's not pee.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:23 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:15 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:07 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:02 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:59 pm Lol @ asking a board full of incels about a female orgasm.

Also, I do my kegels so no, I dont pee when I cum.
Ever given a golden shower?
I mean, for you I might make an exception?
I'm a perverted MFer no doubt but I've never got the whole golden shower thing. I was just curious if you've ever done it. I do enjoy watching chicks pee but I don't want it all over me.
Same guy that doesn't like big boobs, right? Interesting.
Who, me? I was the guy who dated the big boobed Hooters waitress that started this whole thing. I have no problem with big racks.
My bad. I thought you complained about big boobs and nipples.
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the first time i ever experienced it, it felt sort of like someone poured warm water over me (my lap). She was on top and obviously at the point of climax and then it just felt really warm and everything was wet. I had no idea what happened. I thought something broke. There was no smell and it didn't bother her in the least.
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beagleboy wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:32 pm In porn it's all pee.
Or special effects, like a clear hose partially concealed by their buttcheeks.
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Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:17 pm the first time i ever experienced it, it felt sort of like someone poured warm water over me (my lap). She was on top and obviously at the point of climax and then it just felt really warm and everything was wet. I had no idea what happened. I thought something broke. There was no smell and it didn't bother her in the least.
One gal exploded when I was going down on her. A warning would have been nice. I bought a special mattress cover just for her and she never came back to use it.

If you've never had a gal do you what flumper discussed, ur missing out. It's fantastic, and sadly for me, had only happened with 3 others.

It's not pee.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:52 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:37 pmIt's wee.
This. And no, I have never been pissed on.
Doesn't taste the same.
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Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:17 pm the first time i ever experienced it, it felt sort of like someone poured warm water over me (my lap). She was on top and obviously at the point of climax and then it just felt really warm and everything was wet. I had no idea what happened. I thought something broke. There was no smell and it didn't bother her in the least.
That is 100% exact. Experienced the same thing. However in my case it happened the first 2 times and then just got less and less.
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OK, all I can say is, women never squirted before sometime after 2000, if I recall.
Never saw it, never heard about it, never heard any mention of it from anyone, anywhere.
Maybe it was like fucking the dog: people didn't talk about it.
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Back in high school I was finger blasting the bejeezus out of this chick on the floor in my room and when she was done there was a giant fucking puddle soaked into the carpet. That's about the closest I think I've ever seen to squirting.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:44 pm OK, all I can say is, women never squirted before sometime after 2000, if I recall.
Never saw it, never heard about it, never heard any mention of it from anyone, anywhere.
Maybe it was like fucking the dog: people didn't talk about it.
my experience was before 2000.
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