When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

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When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

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I mean really embrace the fact that you are going to die.

You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.
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Heretic, burn him @ the stake
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Just now. No one informed me of this. I need to sit down and really rethink my life strategy with this newfound information.
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Die? I thought they said I'd someday dye.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:26 am I mean really embrace the fact that you are going to die.

You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.
You gonna polish turds for the answer?
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I discussed with my daughters recently how I want to be buried. Have the mortician paint a clown face on me and bury me at sea, you can do so here.

And I want launched into the sea by a trebuchet.
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Trebuchet's are totally under utilized nowadays.
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Mortality? pfff. I proclaim I shall live forever.
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Die? I plan on living forever. If I'm wrong, scatter me so some tomatoes will get some life.
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June 30, 2016
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Well I can see my attempt to enrich you fags has failed miserably.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:28 pm Well I can see my attempt to enrich you fags has failed miserably.
You should never attempt it again
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2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:05 am
s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!
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s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:41 am '
We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!
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Hang in you stupid ignorant asshole till I can get to Orlando and have a drink while you, do what people with 8% kidney function do,
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Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
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s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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Bullshit. They have a salad bar at Golden Corral. Why would you have clogged arteries?
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Where's that cocksucker Slappy at to give us a ruling here? I swear you 2 are never around at the same time.
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peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.
I've thought about starting a troll but it just seems like more effort than I'm willing to put in.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:04 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.
I've thought about starting a troll but it just seems like more effort than I'm willing to put in.
Are you really Cheezy?
wut?
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