When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
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When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
I mean really embrace the fact that you are going to die.
You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.
You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Heretic, burn him @ the stake
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Just now. No one informed me of this. I need to sit down and really rethink my life strategy with this newfound information.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Die? I thought they said I'd someday dye.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
You gonna polish turds for the answer?VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:26 am I mean really embrace the fact that you are going to die.
You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
I discussed with my daughters recently how I want to be buried. Have the mortician paint a clown face on me and bury me at sea, you can do so here.
And I want launched into the sea by a trebuchet.
And I want launched into the sea by a trebuchet.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Trebuchet's are totally under utilized nowadays.
I blame Biker.
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Mortality? pfff. I proclaim I shall live forever.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Die? I plan on living forever. If I'm wrong, scatter me so some tomatoes will get some life.
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June 30, 2016
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Well I can see my attempt to enrich you fags has failed miserably.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
You should never attempt it againVinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:28 pm Well I can see my attempt to enrich you fags has failed miserably.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me...
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Just shut up and send me your record player.s.murph wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me...
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
The Grim Reaper took my record player as a down payment.Blast wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:05 amJust shut up and send me your record player.s.murph wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me...
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.s.murph wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me...
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We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!
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We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!
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Hang in you stupid ignorant asshole till I can get to Orlando and have a drink while you, do what people with 8% kidney function do,
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
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Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Bullshit. They have a salad bar at Golden Corral. Why would you have clogged arteries?s.murph wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me...
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
Where's that cocksucker Slappy at to give us a ruling here? I swear you 2 are never around at the same time.
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 amHello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
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I've thought about starting a troll but it just seems like more effort than I'm willing to put in.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pmMy thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 amHello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
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Are you really Cheezy?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:04 pmI've thought about starting a troll but it just seems like more effort than I'm willing to put in.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pmMy thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 amHello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
wut?