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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:07 pm

I may choose not to answer... but if I do, I will not lie.
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Post by Flumper » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:12 pm

If you had the choice, would you rather know when you will die or how you will die. Please explain your answer. Thanks.

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Post by Flumper » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:16 pm

If you could be very proficient at one talent and completely lack any ability at the other, would you choose to be an artist or a craftsman?

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:18 pm

Flumper wrote:
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If you had the choice, would you rather know when you will die or how you will die. Please explain your answer. Thanks.
How. I want my 2 minutes.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:19 pm

Flumper wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:16 pm
If you could be very proficient at one talent and completely lack any ability at the other, would you choose to be an artist or a craftsman?
Craftsman.
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Post by Flumper » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:20 pm

Is there one thing in your life that you really want to achieve? And, if so, is the reason you haven't achieved it yet because it is so hard to achieve or because you haven't tried hard enough yet to do it? If this applies, please explain what it is.

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Post by Flumper » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:23 pm

What is the last animal that you killed? This does not include insects. And please explain the circumstances around the killing.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:23 pm

Flumper wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:20 pm
Is there one thing in your life that you really want to achieve? And, if so, is the reason you haven't achieved it yet because it is so hard to achieve or because you haven't tried hard enough yet to do it? If this applies, please explain what it is.
My bucket list is empty. I'm on cruise control now.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:25 pm

Flumper wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:23 pm
What is the last animal that you killed? This does not include insects. And please explain the circumstances around the killing.
I shot my dog. She was old and had cancer.
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Post by Gérard Duval » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:57 pm

How many hookers have you killed and stuffed in the back of your car?

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:03 pm

Gérard Duval wrote:
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How many hookers have you killed and stuffed in the back of your car?
None. (but I've been blackout drunk a couple of times in my life so there are no guarantees)
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Post by PimpDaddy » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:47 pm

A. Would you suck your own dick if you could?

B. Would that make you gay?

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Post by Wut » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:37 pm

How much wood would a woodchuck get if a woodchuck could fuck Bjork?

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Post by megman » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:48 pm

How many ducks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck a duck?
The Earth is the insane asylum for the Universe

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:52 pm

Wut wrote:
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How much wood would a woodchuck get if a woodchuck could fuck Bjork?
Lots.
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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:17 pm

Who do you love more, your crooked cop father or your whore mother?

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:18 pm

Are you going to the movies to watch Joker?

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:23 pm

Is this song about you?

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Post by Flumper » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:33 pm

Do you feel that the concept of having bank fees for insufficient funds seems a little ironic? Please explain.

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:35 pm

This thread sux because RD is a mutha fucking loser & his mom is a whore.

The new theme will be "A tribute to Kanye". Now, this dude is worth a half a billion and has the hottest wife on the planet. Think about it, you loser RD.


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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:45 pm

Flumper wrote:
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Do you feel that the concept of having bank fees for insufficient funds seems a little ironic? Please explain.
What? Your bank charges you a fee for not having enough money in your account? Why does your bank get to decide how much money you should have in your account? That's retarded.
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Post by Blast » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:50 pm

If you had a choice between killing Kanye West or not, would you make it quick and painless or slow and excruciating?
You're making these insults too easy.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:54 pm

Blast wrote:
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If you had a choice between killing Kanye West or not, would you make it quick and painless or slow and excruciating?
Excruciating. Like his music.
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