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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:43 am Easily the best poster in UJ History (never has shown up here in UJR Land) was the "poet" dude from like NH. Looked like "Gandalf" from LOTR. Wittiest member that has ever posted. Can't even remember his name it's been so many years. Miss his satire.
He impressed you so much yet you can't name him? I do believe you are mentally deficient...No offense.
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Ya, really well remembered poster..... :roll:
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:43 am Easily the best poster in UJ History (never has shown up here in UJR Land) was the "poet" dude from like NH. Looked like "Gandalf" from LOTR. Wittiest member that has ever posted. Can't even remember his name it's been so many years. Miss his satire.
He wasn't all that great, chronically complained in UJ.
wut?
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Is Led Zeppelin the greatest rock and roll band in history?

A. Yes
B. Fuck yes
C. You're god-damned right they are
D. All of the above
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:09 am Is Led Zeppelin the greatest rock and roll band in history?

A. Nah
B. They can't get Bonn Scott's Big Balls in their collective hands
C. Can they just climb that fucking stairway to heaven already
D. All of the above

That's better.
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Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:37 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:09 am Is Led Zeppelin the greatest rock and roll band in history?

A. Nah
B. They can't get Bonn Scott's Big Balls in their collective hands
C. Can they just climb that fucking stairway to heaven already
D. All of the above

That's better.
AC/DC, with our without Scott, isnt even in the conversation. I'll give them top 20 though.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:03 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:37 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:09 am Is Led Zeppelin the greatest rock and roll band in history?

A. Nah
B. They can't get Bonn Scott's Big Balls in their collective hands
C. Can they just climb that fucking stairway to heaven already
D. All of the above

That's better.
AC/DC, with our without Scott, isnt even in the conversation. I'll give them top 20 though.
I'd say top 10, Leppelin still could hold Bon Scott's balls. They're overrated and a bit full of themselves.
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Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:06 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:03 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:37 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:09 am Is Led Zeppelin the greatest rock and roll band in history?

A. Nah
B. They can't get Bonn Scott's Big Balls in their collective hands
C. Can they just climb that fucking stairway to heaven already
D. All of the above

That's better.
AC/DC, with our without Scott, isnt even in the conversation. I'll give them top 20 though.
I'd say top 10, Leppelin still could hold Bon Scott's balls. They're overrated and a bit full of themselves.
Over 300 million records sold and an ongoing legacy of musical influence will do that to you.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:06 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:06 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:03 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:37 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:09 am Is Led Zeppelin the greatest rock and roll band in history?

A. Nah
B. They can't get Bonn Scott's Big Balls in their collective hands
C. Can they just climb that fucking stairway to heaven already
D. All of the above

That's better.
AC/DC, with our without Scott, isnt even in the conversation. I'll give them top 20 though.
I'd say top 10, Leppelin still could hold Bon Scott's balls. They're overrated and a bit full of themselves.
Over 300 million records sold and an ongoing legacy of musical influence will do that to you.
Anyone buying one now probably thinks they're getting a new Greta Van Fleet album
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I'm a fan of Dread Zepplin's Un-Led-Ed.

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I can put on a Led Zep album every 5 years or so. Except for "In Through The Out Door". That album was garbage.
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Barry Sanders or Emmit Smith?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:08 pm Barry Sanders or Emmit Smith?
OMG, dude! Barry Sanders! No question about it!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:36 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:08 pm Barry Sanders or Emmit Smith?
OMG, dude! Barry Sanders! No question about it!
This is the correct answer. :D
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:06 pm an ongoing legacy of musical influence will do that to you.
I mean, wouldnt that credit go to all the unknown artists they stole their music from? Yeah, I went there.
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Let's stick to football:
Aside from Marino, who is the best QB to never win a Super Bowl?
Is the Pats dynasty 50/50 Brady/Belichik or some other ratio?
How should the league handle Miami's obvious tanking?
Whatever happened to Ed "Guns of Navaronne" Hochuli?
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JCW wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:31 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:06 pm an ongoing legacy of musical influence will do that to you.
I mean, wouldnt that credit go to all the unknown artists they stole their music from? Yeah, I went there.
Haters gonna hate. :)
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:40 pm Let's stick to football:
Aside from Marino, who is the best QB to never win a Super Bowl?
Is the Pats dynasty 50/50 Brady/Belichik or some other ratio?
How should the league handle Miami's obvious tanking?
Whatever happened to Ed "Guns of Navaronne" Hochuli?
A) Jim Kelly
B) 35/65 Brady/Belichik. The Hoodie could win with almost any QB.
C) I really don't think there's anything they can do about it. Fine the team for unsportsmanlike conduct perhaps? (but then they somehow have to prove it)
D) I could be wrong about this... but wasn't he a lawyer?
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Are you tired of these inane questions?
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Antknot wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:58 pm Are you tired of these inane questions?
No.
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Do you still sexually abuse horses?
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And I hate your large signature almost as much as I hate that Evvan is now reduced to a disfigured gimp.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:32 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:40 pm Let's stick to football:
Aside from Marino, who is the best QB to never win a Super Bowl?
Is the Pats dynasty 50/50 Brady/Belichik or some other ratio?
How should the league handle Miami's obvious tanking?
Whatever happened to Ed "Guns of Navaronne" Hochuli?
A) Jim Kelly
B) 35/65 Brady/Belichik. The Hoodie could win with almost any QB.
C) I really don't think there's anything they can do about it. Fine the team for unsportsmanlike conduct perhaps? (but then they somehow have to prove it)
D) I could be wrong about this... but wasn't he a lawyer?
Jim Kelly is a great choice. Poor fucker. Loses 4 straight Super Bowls and then gets cancer. Could have possibly been Hitler in his past life.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:32 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:40 pm Let's stick to football:
Aside from Marino, who is the best QB to never win a Super Bowl?
Is the Pats dynasty 50/50 Brady/Belichik or some other ratio?
How should the league handle Miami's obvious tanking?
Whatever happened to Ed "Guns of Navaronne" Hochuli?
A) Jim Kelly
B) 35/65 Brady/Belichik. The Hoodie could win with almost any QB.
C) I really don't think there's anything they can do about it. Fine the team for unsportsmanlike conduct perhaps? (but then they somehow have to prove it)
D) I could be wrong about this... but wasn't he a lawyer?
Jim Kelly is a great choice. Poor fucker. Loses 4 straight Super Bowls and then gets cancer. Could have possibly been Hitler in his past life.
Guns Hochuli is a lawyer, and he retired from the NFL game. His son is currently an NFL Ref
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Biker wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:32 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:40 pm Let's stick to football:
Aside from Marino, who is the best QB to never win a Super Bowl?
Is the Pats dynasty 50/50 Brady/Belichik or some other ratio?
How should the league handle Miami's obvious tanking?
Whatever happened to Ed "Guns of Navaronne" Hochuli?
A) Jim Kelly
B) 35/65 Brady/Belichik. The Hoodie could win with almost any QB.
C) I really don't think there's anything they can do about it. Fine the team for unsportsmanlike conduct perhaps? (but then they somehow have to prove it)
D) I could be wrong about this... but wasn't he a lawyer?
Jim Kelly is a great choice. Poor fucker. Loses 4 straight Super Bowls and then gets cancer. Could have possibly been Hitler in his past life.
And he lost a young son to a rare genetic disorder. He's had it tough
Shit, I didn’t know that. Yet FSF lives on. Kind of makes you wonder what kind of God would allow such a thing.
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