Page 1 of 5

Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:07 pm
by Reservoir Dog
I may choose not to answer... but if I do, I will not lie.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:12 pm
by Animal
If you had the choice, would you rather know when you will die or how you will die. Please explain your answer. Thanks.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:16 pm
by Animal
If you could be very proficient at one talent and completely lack any ability at the other, would you choose to be an artist or a craftsman?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:18 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:12 pm If you had the choice, would you rather know when you will die or how you will die. Please explain your answer. Thanks.
How. I want my 2 minutes.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:19 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:16 pm If you could be very proficient at one talent and completely lack any ability at the other, would you choose to be an artist or a craftsman?
Craftsman.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:20 pm
by Animal
Is there one thing in your life that you really want to achieve? And, if so, is the reason you haven't achieved it yet because it is so hard to achieve or because you haven't tried hard enough yet to do it? If this applies, please explain what it is.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:23 pm
by Animal
What is the last animal that you killed? This does not include insects. And please explain the circumstances around the killing.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:23 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:20 pm Is there one thing in your life that you really want to achieve? And, if so, is the reason you haven't achieved it yet because it is so hard to achieve or because you haven't tried hard enough yet to do it? If this applies, please explain what it is.
My bucket list is empty. I'm on cruise control now.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:25 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:23 pm What is the last animal that you killed? This does not include insects. And please explain the circumstances around the killing.
I shot my dog. She was old and had cancer.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:57 pm
by Gérard Duval
How many hookers have you killed and stuffed in the back of your car?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:03 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Gérard Duval wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:57 pm How many hookers have you killed and stuffed in the back of your car?
None. (but I've been blackout drunk a couple of times in my life so there are no guarantees)

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:47 pm
by PimpDaddy
A. Would you suck your own dick if you could?

B. Would that make you gay?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:37 pm
by Wut
How much wood would a woodchuck get if a woodchuck could fuck Bjork?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:48 pm
by megman
How many ducks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck a duck?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:52 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Wut wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:37 pm How much wood would a woodchuck get if a woodchuck could fuck Bjork?
Lots.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:17 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Who do you love more, your crooked cop father or your whore mother?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:18 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Are you going to the movies to watch Joker?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:23 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Is this song about you?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:33 pm
by Animal
Do you feel that the concept of having bank fees for insufficient funds seems a little ironic? Please explain.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:35 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
This thread sux because RD is a mutha fucking loser & his mom is a whore.

The new theme will be "A tribute to Kanye". Now, this dude is worth a half a billion and has the hottest wife on the planet. Think about it, you loser RD.


Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:38 pm
by FreakShowFanatic

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:40 pm
by FreakShowFanatic

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:45 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:33 pm Do you feel that the concept of having bank fees for insufficient funds seems a little ironic? Please explain.
What? Your bank charges you a fee for not having enough money in your account? Why does your bank get to decide how much money you should have in your account? That's retarded.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:50 pm
by Blast
If you had a choice between killing Kanye West or not, would you make it quick and painless or slow and excruciating?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:54 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Blast wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:50 pm If you had a choice between killing Kanye West or not, would you make it quick and painless or slow and excruciating?
Excruciating. Like his music.