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Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:56 pm
by FreakShowFanatic

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:18 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Biker wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:13 pm Salvadorans or cockroaches?
Cockroaches. I've got a spray that will kill those little fuckers.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:31 pm
by VinceBordenIII
When did you stop sucking cock?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:33 pm
by VinceBordenIII
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:45 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:33 pm Do you feel that the concept of having bank fees for insufficient funds seems a little ironic? Please explain.
What? Your bank charges you a fee for not having enough money in your account? Why does your bank get to decide how much money you should have in your account? That's retarded.
It’s a poor people tax. Poor people can’t fight back.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:32 pm
by megman
Biker wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:28 pm How did you become a Redskins fan while living in Canada
He must have lost a bet....

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:02 am
by Reservoir Dog
Biker wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:28 pm How did you become a Redskins fan while living in Canada
I've always been a fan of the NFL. For as long as I can remember. But for years and years I never really had a favorite team. I would watch any game with any two teams. I didn't care, I was just a fan of the sport.
Then one day in 1982 I turned on a game between the Redskins and the Eagles... and I watched three guys named Joe Theismann, John Riggins and Art Monk. By the end of that game I was hooked. I've been a Redskins fan ever since.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:13 am
by CHEEZY17
Is Mrs. RD a spitter or a swallower?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:17 am
by megman
Well, being that it hasn't been asked yet....

Are you Tuesday drunk???

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:55 am
by VinceBordenIII
See? He never did stop sucking cock.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:28 pm
by Reservoir Dog
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:13 am Is Mrs. RD a spitter or a swallower?
Swallower.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:29 pm
by Reservoir Dog
megman wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:17 am Well, being that it hasn't been asked yet....

Are you Tuesday drunk???
I wasn't. Although I was in sort of a funky mood.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:57 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Smok44 wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:50 pm Did you ever give in and let WT Dumbass win an argument before you made him your bitch and ran him?
I didn't run him. It was a collective effort.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:13 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:57 pm
Smok44 wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:50 pm Did you ever give in and let WT Dumbass win an argument before you made him your bitch and ran him?
I didn't run him. It was a collective effort.
Doesn't "run" mean like going away? I see once again you have failed in everything you attempt on UJR. I suggest maybe a different angle. Maybe something not reeking of retardation. Just a suggestion.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
by Blast
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
Think you know his least favourite.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
by Reservoir Dog
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:57 pm
Smok44 wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:50 pm Did you ever give in and let WT Dumbass win an argument before you made him your bitch and ran him?
I didn't run him. It was a collective effort.
Doesn't "run" mean like going away? I see once again you have failed in everything you attempt on UJR. I suggest maybe a different angle. Maybe something not reeking of retardation. Just a suggestion.
Now look what you've done! You've used up your 5 minutes for the month of October already! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:22 pm
by WestTexasCrude
And still didn't answer my question about favorite/ non favorite posters on UJR? He said "ask me anything". How about "how many generations back in your past does this retard gene proliferate". Must have been a hell of a coupling.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:25 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Blast wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
Think you know his least favourite.
Hell, I figured it was kweeber. Whole family is supposedly "shifty eyed".

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Blast wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
Think you know his least favourite.
That would be FSF.

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:31 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
Think you know his least favourite.
That would be FSF.
OK, thanks. Most favorite. You asked for questions .

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:08 pm
by Animal
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:31 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
Think you know his least favourite.
That would be FSF.
OK, thanks. Most favorite. You asked for questions .

Hi!

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:46 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
megman wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:17 am Well, being that it hasn't been asked yet....

Are you Tuesday drunk???
:lol: This scrawny idiot is every day beer drunk. Christ, what a loser.


Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:21 am
by WestTexasCrude
Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:08 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:31 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:25 pm Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
Think you know his least favourite.
That would be FSF.
OK, thanks. Most favorite. You asked for questions .

Hi!
:lol: too vanilla/no offense

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:34 am
by s.murph
Does Freak Show Fanatic still have to stand on his tippy toes to piss over a 3 foot fence?

Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:43 am
by WestTexasCrude
Easily the best poster in UJ History (never has shown up here in UJR Land) was the "poet" dude from like NH. Looked like "Gandalf" from LOTR. Wittiest member that has ever posted. Can't even remember his name it's been so many years. Miss his satire.