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Re: I started doing a thing this week

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✌(◕‿-)✌ wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:48 pm
windrunner wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:46 am
JCW wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:50 am
windrunner wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:43 am I was a close combat/martial arts instructor in the Marine Corps.

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Oh damn, nice! A whole bunch of adult noobs! Obviously its usefulness against a weapon is minimal but do you think technique really makes a difference in hand-to-hand combat or self-defense?
Master the basics. All the sexy dumb shit is ineffective. It's the basic gross motor skill movements that are effective. All of that other stuff looks good. It's attractive to see and learn - all the fancy, exotic names of all of those fight disciplines out there. None of that will be there for you in a real violent encounter.

Focus on training your mind first. You have to develop a combative mindset. Otherwise, anything you learn physically will be a waste. We've all heard the expression, "where your mind goes, your ass follows." If some technique you are learning requires a tremendous amount of repetition for you to grasp it, toss it aside. It will never be there for you. It requires an enormous amount of physical repetition because you are only trying to learn it physically. You are not learning it mentally. Teach your mind first.

That's what 'one mind, any weapon' means. It's not about having an actual weapon. I could fuck somebody's ass up with a spoon off a table in a restaurant. It wouldn't require some kind of Jason Bourne sexy bullshit either. It's about having a combative mindset. With the proper combative mindset, you'd be amazed at what you can do against someone with a weapon.
Mindset. LOL. What a load of bullshit.
Although I'm quit sure you've never been a martial arts instructor in the marine corp, you speak of instructing some lame ass shit average joe the "mindset" over technique.

Mastering or being adequate in certain techniques gives you the confidence and "mindset" in a situation.
What you're speaking of, gives you a bunch of morons doing this :gay fight hand slapping: at any given situation.

And I bet you couldn't even annoy a semi-cold pea soup at a senior home, with a spoon.
Every forum has the troll faggot and you've earned that title. Congrats. I'm sure you have the faggot part down, but you really need to work on the troll part.
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Re: I started doing a thing this week

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windrunner wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:02 pm
✌(◕‿-)✌ wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:48 pm
windrunner wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:46 am
JCW wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:50 am
windrunner wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:43 am I was a close combat/martial arts instructor in the Marine Corps.

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Oh damn, nice! A whole bunch of adult noobs! Obviously its usefulness against a weapon is minimal but do you think technique really makes a difference in hand-to-hand combat or self-defense?
Master the basics. All the sexy dumb shit is ineffective. It's the basic gross motor skill movements that are effective. All of that other stuff looks good. It's attractive to see and learn - all the fancy, exotic names of all of those fight disciplines out there. None of that will be there for you in a real violent encounter.

Focus on training your mind first. You have to develop a combative mindset. Otherwise, anything you learn physically will be a waste. We've all heard the expression, "where your mind goes, your ass follows." If some technique you are learning requires a tremendous amount of repetition for you to grasp it, toss it aside. It will never be there for you. It requires an enormous amount of physical repetition because you are only trying to learn it physically. You are not learning it mentally. Teach your mind first.

That's what 'one mind, any weapon' means. It's not about having an actual weapon. I could fuck somebody's ass up with a spoon off a table in a restaurant. It wouldn't require some kind of Jason Bourne sexy bullshit either. It's about having a combative mindset. With the proper combative mindset, you'd be amazed at what you can do against someone with a weapon.
Mindset. LOL. What a load of bullshit.
Although I'm quit sure you've never been a martial arts instructor in the marine corp, you speak of instructing some lame ass shit average joe the "mindset" over technique.

Mastering or being adequate in certain techniques gives you the confidence and "mindset" in a situation.
What you're speaking of, gives you a bunch of morons doing this :gay fight hand slapping: at any given situation.

And I bet you couldn't even annoy a semi-cold pea soup at a senior home, with a spoon.
Every forum has the troll faggot and you've earned that title. Congrats. I'm sure you have the faggot part down, but you really need to work on the troll part.
I'm not the one bullshitting people with "marine corp" martial arts mindset over technique crap.
Make a blog and go lie about it there instead.
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Re: I started doing a thing this week

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Only one way to settle this: Jello wrestling!
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My money is on windrunner.
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B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:50 pm My money is on windrunner.
Because hes got the proper mindset? Or because VE fights like a girl?
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JCW wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:48 pm Only one way to settle this: Jello wrestling!
Green?
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Re: I started doing a thing this week

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✌(◕‿-)✌ wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:18 pm
windrunner wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:02 pm
✌(◕‿-)✌ wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:48 pm
windrunner wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:46 am
JCW wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:50 am
windrunner wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:43 am I was a close combat/martial arts instructor in the Marine Corps.

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Oh damn, nice! A whole bunch of adult noobs! Obviously its usefulness against a weapon is minimal but do you think technique really makes a difference in hand-to-hand combat or self-defense?
Master the basics. All the sexy dumb shit is ineffective. It's the basic gross motor skill movements that are effective. All of that other stuff looks good. It's attractive to see and learn - all the fancy, exotic names of all of those fight disciplines out there. None of that will be there for you in a real violent encounter.

Focus on training your mind first. You have to develop a combative mindset. Otherwise, anything you learn physically will be a waste. We've all heard the expression, "where your mind goes, your ass follows." If some technique you are learning requires a tremendous amount of repetition for you to grasp it, toss it aside. It will never be there for you. It requires an enormous amount of physical repetition because you are only trying to learn it physically. You are not learning it mentally. Teach your mind first.

That's what 'one mind, any weapon' means. It's not about having an actual weapon. I could fuck somebody's ass up with a spoon off a table in a restaurant. It wouldn't require some kind of Jason Bourne sexy bullshit either. It's about having a combative mindset. With the proper combative mindset, you'd be amazed at what you can do against someone with a weapon.
Mindset. LOL. What a load of bullshit.
Although I'm quit sure you've never been a martial arts instructor in the marine corp, you speak of instructing some lame ass shit average joe the "mindset" over technique.

Mastering or being adequate in certain techniques gives you the confidence and "mindset" in a situation.
What you're speaking of, gives you a bunch of morons doing this :gay fight hand slapping: at any given situation.

And I bet you couldn't even annoy a semi-cold pea soup at a senior home, with a spoon.
Every forum has the troll faggot and you've earned that title. Congrats. I'm sure you have the faggot part down, but you really need to work on the troll part.
I'm not the one bullshitting people with "marine corp" martial arts mindset over technique crap.
Make a blog and go lie about it there instead.
Keep working on that troll game. You'll get it there someday.
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I KARATE YOU FACE
WITH MINDSET

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Sensei commented on how powerful my punches are tonight. Feeling pretty proud of myself. But then like the truly fucking awkward individual I am, I had to spar with him on a punch/armbar combo and instead of grappling I pretty much hugged him. I got a sniff of sweaty man smell and lost my concentration. I am hopeless.
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I mean, in my nose is one thing, on my face is entirely another.
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Kind of a cool pic, me and the kid doing a full sparring session last week. We both have so much fun in this class!

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I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
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squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
Good thing mine is short then, eh! If anything gives on me, its gonna be my hip, I can already feel the deep burn when we do certain leg raises. When did we get so old? :(

I just ordered us some MMA style gloves for sparring. Up next are shin guards.
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squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
What'd you do that lead to the tkr or was it cumulative damage
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squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
Good thing mine is short then, eh! If anything gives on me, its gonna be my hip, I can already feel the deep burn when we do certain leg raises. When did we get so old? :(

I just ordered us some MMA style gloves for sparring. Up next are shin guards.
Might want to stretch out the hip flexors a bit more after you warm up
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Blast wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:42 am
squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
What'd you do that lead to the tkr or was it cumulative damage
JCW wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:33 am
squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
Good thing mine is short then, eh! If anything gives on me, its gonna be my hip, I can already feel the deep burn when we do certain leg raises. When did we get so old? :(

I just ordered us some MMA style gloves for sparring. Up next are shin guards.
Might want to stretch out the hip flexors a bit more after you warm up
Hey I dont take health advice from fatties, thx.
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JCW wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:53 am
Blast wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:42 am
squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
What'd you do that lead to the tkr or was it cumulative damage
JCW wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:33 am
squirt wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:34 pm I tore my ACL trying to roundhouse kick my son in the head back in the day. Fun times.
Good thing mine is short then, eh! If anything gives on me, its gonna be my hip, I can already feel the deep burn when we do certain leg raises. When did we get so old? :(

I just ordered us some MMA style gloves for sparring. Up next are shin guards.
Might want to stretch out the hip flexors a bit more after you warm up
Hey I dont take health advice from fatties, thx.
The weight just makes me extra cuddly.
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Blast wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:42 am What'd you do that lead to the tkr or was it cumulative damage
Cumulative. Just your typical joints wearing out. Left ACL repair, right meniscus repair, right TKR. Although my right knee was hurting and I had bad osteoarthritis, I was doing fine until I did something (not sure what) to acutely injure it further. As a nurse, I need to walk well, so I just had it replaced.
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Wait, adults can join kids' karate classes? If this is for real, I'll join today just to be able to legally kick and punch children. Please tell me you're not fucking joking.
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Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:35 pm Wait, adults can join kids' karate classes? If this is for real, I'll join today just to be able to legally kick and punch children. Please tell me you're not fucking joking.
How would it be a joke, I posted a photo of me sparring with a child. My sensei even called it "legal child abuse".

It's not a kids class though. It's a small town, it's all ages, we have people in class from 10-50+. In a full class theres 5 adults, a bunch of teens and a few kids. And dont assume just because you're bigger, youd have the upper hand. Judging by your posting, you're crotchety, likely overweight and slow.
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JCW wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:07 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:35 pm Wait, adults can join kids' karate classes? If this is for real, I'll join today just to be able to legally kick and punch children. Please tell me you're not fucking joking.
How would it be a joke, I posted a photo of me sparring with a child. My sensei even called it "legal child abuse".

It's not a kids class though. It's a small town, it's all ages, we have people in class from 10-50+. In a full class theres 5 adults, a bunch of teens and a few kids. And dont assume just because you're bigger, youd have the upper hand. Judging by your posting, you're crotchety, likely overweight and slow.
I weigh 145 lbs, dude. Between the long hair and my build I look like a heroin addict. I don't think I'll have a problem smacking some little kids around.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:11 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:07 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:35 pm Wait, adults can join kids' karate classes? If this is for real, I'll join today just to be able to legally kick and punch children. Please tell me you're not fucking joking.
How would it be a joke, I posted a photo of me sparring with a child. My sensei even called it "legal child abuse".

It's not a kids class though. It's a small town, it's all ages, we have people in class from 10-50+. In a full class theres 5 adults, a bunch of teens and a few kids. And dont assume just because you're bigger, youd have the upper hand. Judging by your posting, you're crotchety, likely overweight and slow.
I weigh 145 lbs, dude. Between the long hair and my build I look like a heroin addict. I don't think I'll have a problem smacking some little kids around.
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Blast wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:26 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:11 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:07 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:35 pm Wait, adults can join kids' karate classes? If this is for real, I'll join today just to be able to legally kick and punch children. Please tell me you're not fucking joking.
How would it be a joke, I posted a photo of me sparring with a child. My sensei even called it "legal child abuse".

It's not a kids class though. It's a small town, it's all ages, we have people in class from 10-50+. In a full class theres 5 adults, a bunch of teens and a few kids. And dont assume just because you're bigger, youd have the upper hand. Judging by your posting, you're crotchety, likely overweight and slow.
I weigh 145 lbs, dude. Between the long hair and my build I look like a heroin addict. I don't think I'll have a problem smacking some little kids around.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-man ... in-a-fight
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