Advice from older members to younger ones.
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I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
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We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
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Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
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The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pmSpeak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
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See, I found the opposite. In a way.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pmThe game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pmSpeak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
I had more strange hit on me when I was married than single. I'm guessing it was the whole forbidden fruit thing.
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No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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I get sex from the wife consistently. It's one of the few stereotypes of marriage I have yet had to face.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pmThe game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pmSpeak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
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I don't go out enough to know if this is true or not. Of course, I'm butt ugly so what the fuck would I know.megman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:04 pmSee, I found the opposite. In a way.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pmThe game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pmSpeak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
I had more strange hit on me when I was married than single. I'm guessing it was the whole forbidden fruit thing.
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Banging Sally C. when I had the chance when we were 15 would have meant a great deal to me then. Now not so much.
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Same here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pmNo I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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Keeping my spank bank populated has served me well.
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Pretty much. I love Mrs CHEEZY but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thrill of the chase and experiencing new toys.
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I did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pmSame here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pmNo I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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Should I haggle or just pay what she's asking?HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:10 pmIncluding hot assed asian chicks...they love you long time!
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You're clearly still "getting the job done"!necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:07 pmI get sex from the wife consistently. It's one of the few stereotypes of marriage I have yet had to face.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pmThe game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pmSpeak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
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Be important or rich, and the looks won't matter!necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:08 pmI don't go out enough to know if this is true or not. Of course, I'm butt ugly so what the fuck would I know.megman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:04 pmSee, I found the opposite. In a way.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pmThe game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pmSpeak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pmWe are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
I had more strange hit on me when I was married than single. I'm guessing it was the whole forbidden fruit thing.
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You should tell her. That will make it all better.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:49 pmI did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pmSame here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pmNo I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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It was years ago. But I told her. She didn't seem to care for some reason.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:29 pmYou should tell her. That will make it all better.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:49 pmI did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pmSame here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pmNo I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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he was banging diane sawyer? fuck.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:23 pmBe important or rich, and the looks won't matter!
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A 1972 poll of Playboy bunnies selected Kissinger as the man with whom Hef’s ladies would most like to go out on a date. He also had a string of celebrity girlfriends in his younger days, including Diane Sawyer, Candice Bergen, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, and Liv Ullman, who called Kissinger “the most interesting man I have ever met.”
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He was well-educated, and therefore probably a accomplished cunning linguist.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:18 pmhe was banging diane sawyer? fuck.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:23 pmBe important or rich, and the looks won't matter!
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http://mentalfloss.com/article/26022/5- ... -kissinger (#3 )
A 1972 poll of Playboy bunnies selected Kissinger as the man with whom Hef’s ladies would most like to go out on a date. He also had a string of celebrity girlfriends in his younger days, including Diane Sawyer, Candice Bergen, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, and Liv Ullman, who called Kissinger “the most interesting man I have ever met.”
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marriage is a bullshit arrangement that will turn everyone in both families miserable
don't not be yourself because nothing is worth that
don't not be yourself because nothing is worth that
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25 years ago I would have agreed with you.
But my 2nd marriage has been nothing but happiness and it has completely brought the entire family back together as one after the bullshit that my ex-wife put us all through.
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And it wasn't my wife. Ive never cheated on the wife.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:29 pmYou should tell her. That will make it all better.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:49 pmI did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pmSame here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pmNo I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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I didn't either. Going entire seasons without sex was tough, and I could have hooked up on the road a few times. So glad I waited until after the separation.
All the ass I want now, pretty much. Just not 20'or 30 year old, but it's pretty good.
All the ass I want now, pretty much. Just not 20'or 30 year old, but it's pretty good.
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I've noticed 40 and up DGAF and will jump out of their clothes pretty quickCharliesheen wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:35 pm I didn't either. Going entire seasons without sex was tough, and I could have hooked up on the road a few times. So glad I waited until after the separation.
All the ass I want now, pretty much. Just not 20'or 30 year old, but it's pretty good.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.