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I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
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B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
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B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.
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Blast wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.
See, I found the opposite. In a way.

I had more strange hit on me when I was married than single. I'm guessing it was the whole forbidden fruit thing.
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B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
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Blast wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.
I get sex from the wife consistently. It's one of the few stereotypes of marriage I have yet had to face.
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megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:04 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.
See, I found the opposite. In a way.

I had more strange hit on me when I was married than single. I'm guessing it was the whole forbidden fruit thing.
I don't go out enough to know if this is true or not. Of course, I'm butt ugly so what the fuck would I know.
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B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
Banging Sally C. when I had the chance when we were 15 would have meant a great deal to me then. Now not so much.
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necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
Same here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.
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B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
Pretty much. I love Mrs CHEEZY but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thrill of the chase and experiencing new toys.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
Same here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.
I did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:10 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:51 pm Bang all the chicks you can.
Including hot assed asian chicks...they love you long time!
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necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:07 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.
I get sex from the wife consistently. It's one of the few stereotypes of marriage I have yet had to face.
You're clearly still "getting the job done"! ;)
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necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:08 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:04 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:52 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:45 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:20 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
We are trying to learn you that there is no tomorrow!
Speak for yourself. I'm older, but still in the game.
The game doesn't seem that hard really. I've been getting more action since the damn broke last September than I ever did married. Seems like women are a bit freer with their charms when there is no chance of a mishap resulting in a fresh rugrat.
See, I found the opposite. In a way.

I had more strange hit on me when I was married than single. I'm guessing it was the whole forbidden fruit thing.
I don't go out enough to know if this is true or not. Of course, I'm butt ugly so what the fuck would I know.
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necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:49 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
Same here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.
I did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.
You should tell her. That will make it all better.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:29 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:49 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
Same here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.
I did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.
You should tell her. That will make it all better.
It was years ago. But I told her. She didn't seem to care for some reason.
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:23 pmBe important or rich, and the looks won't matter!

Signed, Henry Kissinger

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http://mentalfloss.com/article/26022/5- ... -kissinger (#3 ;) )
A 1972 poll of Playboy bunnies selected Kissinger as the man with whom Hef’s ladies would most like to go out on a date. He also had a string of celebrity girlfriends in his younger days, including Diane Sawyer, Candice Bergen, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, and Liv Ullman, who called Kissinger “the most interesting man I have ever met.”
he was banging diane sawyer? fuck.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:18 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:23 pmBe important or rich, and the looks won't matter!

Signed, Henry Kissinger

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http://mentalfloss.com/article/26022/5- ... -kissinger (#3 ;) )
A 1972 poll of Playboy bunnies selected Kissinger as the man with whom Hef’s ladies would most like to go out on a date. He also had a string of celebrity girlfriends in his younger days, including Diane Sawyer, Candice Bergen, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, and Liv Ullman, who called Kissinger “the most interesting man I have ever met.”
he was banging diane sawyer? fuck.
He was well-educated, and therefore probably a accomplished cunning linguist.
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marriage is a bullshit arrangement that will turn everyone in both families miserable
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ghosttits wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:16 pm marriage is a bullshit arrangement that will turn everyone in both families miserable
25 years ago I would have agreed with you.
But my 2nd marriage has been nothing but happiness and it has completely brought the entire family back together as one after the bullshit that my ex-wife put us all through.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:29 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:49 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:41 pm I think most of the guys here are just saying they should have banged more chicks because they don't have the oppurtunity to do so now. When you were younger and in the game, you knew there was always tomorrow to get laid.
No I was in continuous long term relationships. I'd get out of one and go to another almost immediately. I don't regret it, but it cut down on the opportunities for casual sex. And a few of the times it presented itself, I done goofed it up Gus.
Same here. Long term relationships. And I've never cheated on a woman. I don't have a whole lot of notches on my headboard.
I did some cheating, but I was young and trying to make those opportunities. It was on the wrong person though and I regret it. A lot.
You should tell her. That will make it all better.
And it wasn't my wife. Ive never cheated on the wife.
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I didn't either. Going entire seasons without sex was tough, and I could have hooked up on the road a few times. So glad I waited until after the separation.

All the ass I want now, pretty much. Just not 20'or 30 year old, but it's pretty good.
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Charliesheen wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:35 pm I didn't either. Going entire seasons without sex was tough, and I could have hooked up on the road a few times. So glad I waited until after the separation.

All the ass I want now, pretty much. Just not 20'or 30 year old, but it's pretty good.
I've noticed 40 and up DGAF and will jump out of their clothes pretty quick
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