Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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peterosehaircut wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:11 pm Here's the Turkey I smoked last year.
Dry rubbed and injected with garlic butter.
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I think I'm scared knowing anon to ask how he injects the garlic butter. Probably better not to know.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:41 pm It's not even Halloween yet...….what the hell is wrong with you Canada?
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
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megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:41 pm It's not even Halloween yet...….what the hell is wrong with you Canada?
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:41 pm It's not even Halloween yet...….what the hell is wrong with you Canada?
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
And case in point. You thought that was witty. Oh well.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:41 pm It's not even Halloween yet...….what the hell is wrong with you Canada?
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
Just stop before you embarrass yourself. Oh wait.....
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:42 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
Just stop before you embarrass yourself. Oh wait.....
Stop embarrassing yourself. We know you live in W Canada and aren't subject to the snowfalls that E Canadians have to endure. For the 10th time, please STFU. The ignorance gets annoying
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:21 am
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:42 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
Just stop before you embarrass yourself. Oh wait.....
Stop embarrassing yourself. We know you live in W Canada and aren't subject to the snowfalls that E Canadians have to endure. For the 10th time, please STFU. The ignorance gets annoying
I'm in Ontario you clueless moron. And yes your ignorance is annoying.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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✌(◕‿-)✌ wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:29 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
And case in point. You thought that was witty. Oh well.
Number of times you've actually posted a thread on this site contributing. 0. STFU
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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peterosehaircut wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:11 pm Here's the Turkey I smoked last year.
Dry rubbed and injected with garlic butter.
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This is basically what we had too. It was very juicy and delicious.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:24 am Image
He discovered Puerto Rico. End of story. :lol:
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megman wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:34 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:24 am Image
He discovered Puerto Rico. End of story. :lol:
Puerto Rico is America
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:39 am
megman wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:34 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:24 am Image
He discovered Puerto Rico. End of story. :lol:
Puerto Rico is America
The irony in that statement. :lol:
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Christopher Columbus brought Seagull guano to Ireland to kill the Irish.....so yeah....there's that.
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Stapes wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:14 am Christopher Columbus brought Seagull guano to Ireland to kill the Irish.....so yeah....there's that.
No way, only The Portuguese had that technology :lol:
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Happy Columbus Day to all the U.S. Americans.
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megman wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:28 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:21 am
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:42 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm

FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
Just stop before you embarrass yourself. Oh wait.....
Stop embarrassing yourself. We know you live in W Canada and aren't subject to the snowfalls that E Canadians have to endure. For the 10th time, please STFU. The ignorance gets annoying
I'm in Ontario you clueless moron. And yes your ignorance is annoying.
Dude, you're taking to a guy who thinks Canada is above the 65th parallel and that satellite dishes don't work up here.
That retard couldn't point out Canada on a map of north America.

How's the weather in western Canada, btw? :lol:
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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JCW wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:18 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:14 pm So Canada celebrates Thanksgiving on Columbus Day?
Considering its been a thing since 1578, you must mean Americans celebrate Rape, Pillage and Genocide Day on Canadian Thanksgiving.
Fake news
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:44 am
✌(◕‿-)✌ wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:29 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
And case in point. You thought that was witty. Oh well.
Number of times you've actually posted a thread on this site contributing. 0. STFU
Number of times you actually have a valid point 0. STFU
Number of times you think you're clever and everyone agrees. 0. STFU
Number of times you ran anyone. 0. STFU
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:21 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 pm
megman wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:06 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:41 pm It's not even Halloween yet...….what the hell is wrong with you Canada?
They have to get the cooking festivities in real early before everything is buried under feet of snow.
spot on once again.
FTFY
We won't see snow until Christmas, so you're clueless. Stick to what you know, which is very little.
Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
I'm meh about Canada in most aspects, but some of the best comedians to have ever lived, are Canadian. Jews first. But then Canadians. And always men over women. But your statement here is not accurate. At all.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
Being Canadian is very serious business.

Corner Gas was a good show - why can't the local Canadians on this board be fun like that instead of miserable assholes?
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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beagleboy wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:39 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:26 pm Stick with being humorless. You Canadians seem to thrive on the practice.
Being Canadian is very serious business.

Corner Gas was a good show - why can't the local Canadians on this board be fun like that instead of miserable assholes?
Obviously you haven't seen Letterkenny which is closer to the truth.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canucks!

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JCW wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:18 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:14 pm So Canada celebrates Thanksgiving on Columbus Day?
Considering its been a thing since 1578, you must mean Americans celebrate Rape, Pillage and Genocide Day on Canadian Thanksgiving.
We're the superior country, so we get to pick when real Thanksgiving is. So, it's in November.
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megman wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:02 pm Obviously you haven't seen Letterkenny which is closer to the truth.

Sorry nothing aboot us amuses you.

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