Ugly Celebs deserve love too

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disco.moon wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:40 pm Oh. Good. More vanilla.
What do you like?
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Stapes wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:21 pm looks like there was a huge dump of Kristen Stewart pics and selfie video. The rest of these are on Celeb jihad.

https://celebjihad.com/kristen-stewart2 ... king-video


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100% I would. 🤤
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:50 pm
Stapes wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:21 pm looks like there was a huge dump of Kristen Stewart pics and selfie video. The rest of these are on Celeb jihad.

https://celebjihad.com/kristen-stewart2 ... king-video


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100% I would. 🤤


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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:50 pm
Stapes wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:21 pm looks like there was a huge dump of Kristen Stewart pics and selfie video. The rest of these are on Celeb jihad.

https://celebjihad.com/kristen-stewart2 ... king-video


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100% I would. 🤤
I would watch.
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I'd fuck her for a Klondike Bar.
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I would referee, and fill in if either would tire
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Fuck yea! I would. :twisted:
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Decent set right there.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 1:50 pm
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Decent set right there.
Spectacular tits in her prime
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:40 pm Oh. Good. More vanilla.
Slap would let her peg him
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:04 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:40 pm Oh. Good. More vanilla.
Slap would let her peg him
Low hanging fruit.
No he had that surgically altered.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:12 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:04 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:40 pm Oh. Good. More vanilla.
Slap would let her peg him
Low hanging fruit.
No he had that surgically altered.
Oh shit, I 'member the turkey neckoplasty.
He got that shit sorted did he?
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56 years old.



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did i miss the memo? Elizabeth hurley is an ugly celeb?
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pork wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 4:31 pm did i miss the memo? Elizabeth hurley is an ugly celeb?
she's a woman. so that excludes her from Stapes' circle.
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We should have a new post for "freaks of nature" like Elizabeth Hurley and Christie Brinkley and such. Both extremely good looking and both north of 55+ (Brinkly is 65)

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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:03 pm Sheesh, men too. George Clooney, Tom Cruise, lots of folks are looking better as they age. I know several men IRL also who just get better with age.
It's a curse, the older I get the more I get carded for alcohol.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:03 pm Sheesh, men too. George Clooney, Tom Cruise, lots of folks are looking better as they age. I know several men IRL also who just get better with age.
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It’s easy. Stay out of the goddamn sun.
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speaking of sun...i played golf on saturday and got burnt. i tweaked my wrist on the 2nd hole but managed to shoot an 87. i had a couple of mulligans on the tee boxes but it was pretty legit. i feel if i didn't get injured i would have shot an 80.
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rule34 wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:10 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:03 pm Sheesh, men too. George Clooney, Tom Cruise, lots of folks are looking better as they age. I know several men IRL also who just get better with age.
It's a curse, the older I get the more I get carded for alcohol.
My mom and dad usually went out for dinner every Saturday night. (Saturday night was also the night that happy Howard said he did some good cocaine. That was about the first thing he ever said to me) Anyway,mom and dad left to go out to eat. They were about 80 or so at the time. Around half hour 45 minutes or so the car tears into the driveway and in stomps my dad and he was HOT! Then my mom came in "I'm never going to be able to show my face there again". The waitress carded my dad and he threw a fit and said "something like "you can got to hell and this whole damned place can go to hell".
I told him they probably have a rule for anyone that serves alcohol,have to see ID regardless of how old they look. Dad didn't see it that way. Normally he was hyappy go lucky but every now and then he'd blow his stack and it was usually over something pretty stupid.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:03 pm Sheesh, men too. George Clooney, Tom Cruise, lots of folks are looking better as they age. I know several men IRL also who just get better with age.
Years ago when the show Nash Bridges was on (starring Don Johnson) I made a comment to a guy at work about guys getting better looking with age (at least some guys) I told the guy "I think Don Johnson is better looking now then he was when he was in Miami vice". Another guy heard me and walked up to me and got somewhat "in my face" and he said "what did you just say?" and I told him I think Don Johnson is better looking now then he was back then,and the guy was pissed off. He didn't speak to me for about 3 months and there were only 4 or 5 guys there at the time. He was kind of moody. At times he was pretty cool,but other times he was a total ass.
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I was watching a movie the other night I think Bandidas (?) it had selma hayek (sp?) and penelope cruz. J-Bird bonus points for the internet guru that can post some photos of them. What are those chicks,columbian or something. I like them.And they're pretty old,considering the age I'm usually attracted to. I think it's more of a "what I'm exposed to" type of deal. Hanging in a roller rink you don't see many girls over about 16 or so. I like the local news lady,she's korean,she must be about 40 or so,and I like that black widow pool player ,but I think she may be dead by now. She had some stage 4 cancer deal,when was that a year ago? I think she's 50,hayek,what's she 55? she still looks pretty firm. Remeber my buddy steve,he said "you like anything in a skirt" and I told him,I wouldn't like you if you were in a skirt,and he said "how would you know? You've never seen me in one of my skirts". That was the end of the conversation for me. His trailer ended up getting firebombed.
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