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Two Headlines in the "Entertainment" section this morning.

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Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single
Charlize Theron is 'shockingly available'
If anyone here follows Charlize on Twitter can you give her my phone number? Thanks in advance.
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When I self partner myself at the movies i get in trouble
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I would pay to watch Emma Watson "self partner" herself.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:11 pm I would pay to watch Emma Watson "self partner" herself.
being a parent to teenage girls changed me. I still see her as "little hermoine". she will be 37 and I would still feel like a pedo looking at her sexually, which I just cant bring myself to do.

now, Id probably donate a testicle to science for a private viewing of an Emily Blunt sex tape. Hot damn!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:01 pm
Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single
Charlize Theron is 'shockingly available'
If anyone here follows Charlize on Twitter can you give her my phone number? Thanks in advance.
Didn't you nail her back in High School?
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:01 pm
Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single
Charlize Theron is 'shockingly available'
If anyone here follows Charlize on Twitter can you give her my phone number? Thanks in advance.
Didn't you nail her back in High School?
Sadly no. I wasn't in South Africa at the time.
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