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Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 13709 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
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by Reservoir Dog » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:01 pm
Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single
Charlize Theron is 'shockingly available'
If anyone here follows Charlize on Twitter can you give her my phone number? Thanks in advance.
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12853 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
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by Stapes » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:05 pm
When I self partner myself at the movies i get in trouble
I blame Biker.
CHEEZY17
Libertarian house cat
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by CHEEZY17 » Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:11 pm
I would pay to watch Emma Watson "self partner" herself.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
allwhitemeat
Forum Irregular
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by allwhitemeat » Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:31 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑ Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:11 pm
I would pay to watch Emma Watson "self partner" herself.
being a parent to teenage girls changed me. I still see her as "little hermoine". she will be 37 and I would still feel like a pedo looking at her sexually, which I just cant bring myself to do.
now, Id probably donate a testicle to science for a private viewing of an Emily Blunt sex tape. Hot damn!
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes"
FSchmertz
UJR Chief Meme Factchecker
Posts: 5216 Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:37 am
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by FSchmertz » Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:01 pm
Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single
Charlize Theron is 'shockingly available'
If anyone here follows Charlize on Twitter can you give her my phone number? Thanks in advance.
Didn't you nail her back in High School?
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Ricky
Posts: 13709 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
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by Reservoir Dog » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:09 pm
FSchmertz wrote: ↑ Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:01 pm
Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single
Charlize Theron is 'shockingly available'
If anyone here follows Charlize on Twitter can you give her my phone number? Thanks in advance.
Didn't you nail her back in High School?
Sadly no. I wasn't in South Africa at the time.