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It's Victoria, He's probably expecting a full bush AND armpit hair.
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JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Ogrimmar or Ironforge?
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megman wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:58 pm It's Victoria, He's probably expecting a full bush AND armpit hair.
No, I think Victoria is either high tea at The Empress, or smoking meth in some park. I don't think it's particularly hippyish? I could be wrong.Up Island would be more hippyish, I think.
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kwebber wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:07 pm
megman wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:58 pm It's Victoria, He's probably expecting a full bush AND armpit hair.
No, I think Victoria is either high tea at The Empress, or smoking meth in some park. I don't think it's particularly hippyish? I could be wrong.Up Island would be more hippyish, I think.
Has been 30 years since I've been there, so you may be right.
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squirt wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Yes, I absolutely do remember him. WTF. That sucks.

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JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:07 pm I guess moderate? I shaved my lips up well past the clitoris and a razor's width on the sides and trimmed the rest down to a non-hairball length.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:13 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:07 pm I guess moderate? I shaved my lips up well past the clitoris and a razor's width on the sides and trimmed the rest down to a non-hairball length.
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Smurph's Ghost wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:47 pm
squirt wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Yes, I absolutely do remember him. WTF. That sucks.

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megman wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:17 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:13 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:07 pm I guess moderate? I shaved my lips up well past the clitoris and a razor's width on the sides and trimmed the rest down to a non-hairball length.
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kwebber wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:07 pm
megman wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:58 pm It's Victoria, He's probably expecting a full bush AND armpit hair.
No, I think Victoria is either high tea at The Empress, or smoking meth in some park. I don't think it's particularly hippyish? I could be wrong.Up Island would be more hippyish, I think.
My friend just commented on how many hipsters there are here, so...
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JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:21 pm
kwebber wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:07 pm
megman wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:58 pm It's Victoria, He's probably expecting a full bush AND armpit hair.
No, I think Victoria is either high tea at The Empress, or smoking meth in some park. I don't think it's particularly hippyish? I could be wrong.Up Island would be more hippyish, I think.
My friend just commented on how many hipsters there are here, so...
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kwebber wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:06 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Ogrimmar or Ironforge?
Moria. Bonus points if anyone knows where that is in the nerd world. Hint: I was playing a dwarf at the time.
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I hope for your sake he can Photoshop himself a bigger cock in real life too.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:58 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
That's a bummer. I remember him. He seemed like a good guy.
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JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:32 am
kwebber wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:06 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Ogrimmar or Ironforge?
Moria. Bonus points if anyone knows where that is in the nerd world. Hint: I was playing a dwarf at the time.
It's in Middle earth. And are female dwarfs beards as long as the mens? Gimli would neither confirm nor deny on this one. ;)
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:31 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:32 am
kwebber wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:06 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Ogrimmar or Ironforge?
Moria. Bonus points if anyone knows where that is in the nerd world. Hint: I was playing a dwarf at the time.
It's in Middle earth. And are female dwarfs beards as long as the mens? Gimli would neither confirm nor deny on this one. ;)
Yessssss! I was playing a female dwarf but since they look the same, you could only choose male dwarves. So I put mine in a dress. I was kinda "famous" on the server for being the only one who played their dwarf as female. It weirded most people out but not him. :lol:
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Update: theres been no cheek clapping. Lots of cuddling, which kinda confuses me because we talked before this and agreed it was just gonna be sex, but here we are not having sex but instead being intimate. I'm super confused. Maybe tonight. I'll keep you posted.
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JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:33 pm Update: theres been no cheek clapping. Lots of cuddling, which kinda confuses me because we talked before this and agreed it was just gonna be sex, but here we are not having sex but instead being intimate. I'm super confused. Maybe tonight. I'll keep you posted.
If he's kinda shy or inexperienced he might be intimidated by you. Go easy on him. Good luck!
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That does sound confusing. Maybe he's really fallen hard for you. Happened to me before. Performance anxiety. Horrifying.
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JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:33 pm Update: theres been no cheek clapping. Lots of cuddling, which kinda confuses me because we talked before this and agreed it was just gonna be sex, but here we are not having sex but instead being intimate. I'm super confused. Maybe tonight. I'll keep you posted.
Maybe it was the lack of beard.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:51 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:33 pm Update: theres been no cheek clapping. Lots of cuddling, which kinda confuses me because we talked before this and agreed it was just gonna be sex, but here we are not having sex but instead being intimate. I'm super confused. Maybe tonight. I'll keep you posted.
If he's kinda shy or inexperienced he might be intimidated by you. Go easy on him. Good luck!
So, what? Don't push it? Be the aggressor? Haaaaaaalp!!!
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megman wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:56 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:33 pm Update: theres been no cheek clapping. Lots of cuddling, which kinda confuses me because we talked before this and agreed it was just gonna be sex, but here we are not having sex but instead being intimate. I'm super confused. Maybe tonight. I'll keep you posted.
Maybe it was the lack of beard.
Disappointing I know.
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Excuse me for not being up to date on this but aren't you married to Father Juan JCW? I'm just curious.
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JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:51 pm
megman wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:56 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:33 pm Update: theres been no cheek clapping. Lots of cuddling, which kinda confuses me because we talked before this and agreed it was just gonna be sex, but here we are not having sex but instead being intimate. I'm super confused. Maybe tonight. I'll keep you posted.
Maybe it was the lack of beard.
Disappointing I know.
Any chemistry?
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Charliesheen wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:30 pm Any chemistry?
I mean, I'm new at this but I think so? We have extremely similar personalities. I used to think opposites attract but now I gravitate more towards people like myself.
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