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If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:11 pm
by JCW
Today's the day I meet my best online friend of 8 years in person for a weekend of concert-going, sightseeing and hopefully some bowchickawowwow! So if I disappear, send the search dogs to Victoria, thanks in advance.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:14 pm
by Animal
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:11 pm Today's the day I meet my best online friend of 8 years in person for a weekend of concert-going, sightseeing and hopefully some bowchickawowwow! So if I disappear, send the search dogs to Victoria, thanks in advance.
male or female friend? this is important.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm
by JCW
I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:20 pm
by Animal
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:22 pm
by beagleboy
I'll just assume going forward that you are living in a pit with some guy telling you to put lotion on your skin.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:22 pm
by JCW
Flumper wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:20 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.
Is that how girls night goes in your mind? We go home and pillow fight in frilly nighties after that?

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:24 pm
by Animal
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:22 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:20 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:17 pm I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.
well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.
Is that how girls night goes in your mind? We go home and pillow fight in frilly nighties after that?
well, topless pillow fight, but pretty much.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:25 pm
by Reservoir Dog
What could possibly go wrong?

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:29 pm
by FSchmertz
Call dibs on her record player

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm
by CHEEZY17
If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:45 pm
by CHEEZY17
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
Stymie, hammy and who else?

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pm
by JCW
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.
I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
by JCW
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:51 pm
by Animal
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pmI know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare)
you have got to be fucking kidding me!

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:54 pm
by Charliesheen
Sounds like a shit ton of fun. Hope he looks a little like the high school pics he claimed were “current”.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:55 pm
by Animal
Charliesheen wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:54 pm Sounds like a shit ton of fun. Hope he looks a little like the high school pics he claimed were “current”.
i'm more worried about what (or who's) pics she sent him.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:05 pm
by squirt
Oh my! Fun times!!!

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:18 pm
by JCW
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people
This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully. :lol:
Met on a video game site? Geez Im getting old :lol:
Well an actual video game, not a website. One of those huge interactive worlds with tons of real players. Some of my best friends came from that game. I ran a guild that had like 200+ members. We would team up in groups of up to 12 to take down big bosses.

Yes I'm full nerd.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:21 pm
by squirt
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Yes, I absolutely do remember him. WTF. That sucks.

What the hell.....coyote, Stymie, deadjake, s.murph....

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:58 pm
by CHEEZY17
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
That's a bummer. I remember him. He seemed like a good guy.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:10 pm
by CHEEZY17
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.
I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!
Cool, I actually look forward to hearing of the exploits!
I love Mrs CHEEZY but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thrill of the chase so I enjoy hearing the adventures of others.
In case it gets that far, are you going fully shaved, landing strip, moderate bush or full bush?

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:14 pm
by beagleboy
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Half the people you've met have died?


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Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:20 pm
by squirt
beagleboy wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:14 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Half the people you've met have died?


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Shit. LOL

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:33 pm
by FSchmertz
beagleboy wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:14 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:12 pm Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does
Half the people you've met have died?


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Though his job performance seems to be slipping a little.

Re: If I go missing...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:07 pm
by JCW
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:10 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:48 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.
I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!
Cool, I actually look forward to hearing of the exploits!
I love Mrs CHEEZY but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thrill of the chase so I enjoy hearing the adventures of others.
In case it gets that far, are you going fully shaved, landing strip, moderate bush or full bush?
I guess moderate? I shaved my lips up well past the clitoris and a razor's width on the sides and trimmed the rest down to a non-hairball length.