Used Porsche for sale
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Play stupid games...
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Good thing no one else was hurt. Holy shit.
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Fast & Furious douchebags who think they can drive because they watched a couple of movies......
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
A bit of Bondo and elbow grease will get that fixed up in no time.
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
How fast did they have to be going to break that shadow of the street light?
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Ive done further calculations and have determined that it was less than 622 miles per hour.
wut?
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Congrats on your accomplishment. I was unable to make such a precise statement.
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Someone's house is going to get a much-needed remodeling.
edit: gonna be a fight to redo that brickwork, though. By rights it should all be replaced on both sides, but they'll patch it and it will show.
edit: gonna be a fight to redo that brickwork, though. By rights it should all be replaced on both sides, but they'll patch it and it will show.
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
You can get lots of $$$ for recycled brick here. They use it to repair stuff like that, where new brick would be obvious and ugly.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:32 pm Someone's house is going to get a much-needed remodeling.
edit: gonna be a fight to redo that brickwork, though. By rights it should all be replaced on both sides, but they'll patch it and it will show.
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
I'm thinking suicide pact or blow job gone wrong. Also down the street from my former town. Been by that building a million times
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Nah, it was nuthin, if you had the same calculator I have you would have gotten there.beagleboy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:11 pmCongrats on your accomplishment. I was unable to make such a precise statement.
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Re: Used Porsche for sale
Used one of them there sophisticated HP calculators with Reverse Polish NotationWut wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:27 pmNah, it was nuthin, if you had the same calculator I have you would have gotten there.beagleboy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:11 pmCongrats on your accomplishment. I was unable to make such a precise statement.