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Play stupid games...
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The second story? Holy fuck! :eek:
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Good thing no one else was hurt. Holy shit.
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Good
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What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
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Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
Looks like they managed to flip it too.
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Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
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Fast & Furious douchebags who think they can drive because they watched a couple of movies......
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A bit of Bondo and elbow grease will get that fixed up in no time.
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Here's the street view approaching the building.
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How fast did they have to be going to break that shadow of the street light?
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Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
I have spent the last 45 minutes on this math problem and I have determined it is greater than 39 miles per hour.
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beagleboy wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:59 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
I have spent the last 45 minutes on this math problem and I have determined it is greater than 39 miles per hour.
Ive done further calculations and have determined that it was less than 622 miles per hour.
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:10 pm
beagleboy wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:59 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
I have spent the last 45 minutes on this math problem and I have determined it is greater than 39 miles per hour.
Ive done further calculations and have determined that it was less than 622 miles per hour.
Congrats on your accomplishment. I was unable to make such a precise statement.
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Someone's house is going to get a much-needed remodeling.

edit: gonna be a fight to redo that brickwork, though. By rights it should all be replaced on both sides, but they'll patch it and it will show.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:32 pm Someone's house is going to get a much-needed remodeling.

edit: gonna be a fight to redo that brickwork, though. By rights it should all be replaced on both sides, but they'll patch it and it will show.
You can get lots of $$$ for recycled brick here. They use it to repair stuff like that, where new brick would be obvious and ugly.
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I'm thinking suicide pact or blow job gone wrong. Also down the street from my former town. Been by that building a million times
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beagleboy wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:11 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:10 pm
beagleboy wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:59 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
I have spent the last 45 minutes on this math problem and I have determined it is greater than 39 miles per hour.
Ive done further calculations and have determined that it was less than 622 miles per hour.
Congrats on your accomplishment. I was unable to make such a precise statement.
Nah, it was nuthin, if you had the same calculator I have you would have gotten there.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:27 pm
beagleboy wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:11 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:10 pm
beagleboy wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:59 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:12 pm What kind of speed did they hit to skid across 4 lanes and still go airborne long enough to destroy a brick building's second floor?
I have spent the last 45 minutes on this math problem and I have determined it is greater than 39 miles per hour.
Ive done further calculations and have determined that it was less than 622 miles per hour.
Congrats on your accomplishment. I was unable to make such a precise statement.
Nah, it was nuthin, if you had the same calculator I have you would have gotten there.
Used one of them there sophisticated HP calculators with Reverse Polish Notation :woo: :partydance:
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