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Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 28156 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
#51
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by Animal » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:23 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:17 pm
I shall. Thanks!
and no one uses the word "shall". literally.
squirt
More Anal, Less Shenanigans
Posts: 542 Joined: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:40 pm
Interests: sleep
Occupation: taking care of the dying
#52
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by squirt » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:25 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:23 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:17 pm
I shall. Thanks!
and no one uses the word "shall". literally.
They don't?
s.murph
Some Old Dead Fuck
Posts: 224 Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:01 pm
Location: The Happiest Place on Earth?
#53
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by s.murph » Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am
HI squirt!
squirt
More Anal, Less Shenanigans
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Interests: sleep
Occupation: taking care of the dying
#54
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by squirt » Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 4060 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:48 pm
#55
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by B-Tender » Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:21 am
I've got a date with a 46 yr old on Sunday. It'll be interesting to see what we think of each other.
Charliesheen
Snarky Fucker
Posts: 9252 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:49 am
#56
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by Charliesheen » Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:37 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:21 am
I've got a date with a 46 yr old on Sunday. It'll be interesting to see what we think of each other.
Where ya goin'
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5841 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
Location: On a rock
#57
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by Wut » Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
wut?
JCW
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1332 Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:57 am
#58
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by JCW » Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:41 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
Thought we settled on this being the Ghost of S.murf?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm
The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
squirt
More Anal, Less Shenanigans
Posts: 542 Joined: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:40 pm
Interests: sleep
Occupation: taking care of the dying
#59
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by squirt » Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:04 am
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
We may never know.
kwebber
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 874 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:39 pm
#60
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by kwebber » Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:34 am
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:04 am
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
We may never know.
Well, if Who would take time from sending dick pics, to head up to Orlando to confirm the identity of this "Smurf" character, there would be a resolution to this whole debate.
Currently AFK.
squirt
More Anal, Less Shenanigans
Posts: 542 Joined: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:40 pm
Interests: sleep
Occupation: taking care of the dying
#61
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by squirt » Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:39 am
kwebber wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:34 am
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:04 am
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
We may never know.
Well, if Who would take time from sending dick pics, to head up to Orlando to confirm the identity of this "Smurf" character, there would be a resolution to this whole debate.
Well get on it, Who!
kwebber
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 874 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:39 pm
#62
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by kwebber » Sun Nov 03, 2019 5:30 am
Smok44 wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:16 pm
Sofia Vergara says they can
Um, Sofia Vergara is only 47. I'm embarrassed for you.
Currently AFK.
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 4060 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:48 pm
#63
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by B-Tender » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:58 am
kwebber wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 5:30 am
Smok44 wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:16 pm
Sofia Vergara says they can
Um, Sofia Vergara is only 47. I'm embarrassed for you.
She's a unicorn. Outliers don't count, unless they do.
s.murph
Some Old Dead Fuck
Posts: 224 Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:01 pm
Location: The Happiest Place on Earth?
#64
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by s.murph » Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:49 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:39 am
kwebber wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:34 am
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:04 am
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
We may never know.
Well, if Who would take time from sending dick pics, to head up to Orlando to confirm the identity of this "Smurf" character, there would be a resolution to this whole debate.
Well get on it, Who!
I wish either WHO or Slappy would come here and see me. After all, Slap's the one that started the damn rumor.
s.murph
Some Old Dead Fuck
Posts: 224 Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:01 pm
Location: The Happiest Place on Earth?
#65
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by s.murph » Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:49 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:39 am
kwebber wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:34 am
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:04 am
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:34 am HI squirt!
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
We may never know.
Well, if Who would take time from sending dick pics, to head up to Orlando to confirm the identity of this "Smurf" character, there would be a resolution to this whole debate.
Well get on it, Who!
I wish either WHO or Slappy would come here and see me. After all, Slap's the one that started the damn rumor.
s.murph
Some Old Dead Fuck
Posts: 224 Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:01 pm
Location: The Happiest Place on Earth?
#66
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by s.murph » Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm
OOPS
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5841 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
Location: On a rock
#67
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by Wut » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
wut?
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12853 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
#68
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by Stapes » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
Erectile dysfunction?
I blame Biker.
WarmBidetWater
Forum God
Posts: 484 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:59 pm
Location: The Commonwealth
#69
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by WarmBidetWater » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:53 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:49 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:39 am
kwebber wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:34 am
squirt wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:04 am
Wut wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 pm
squirt wrote: ↑ Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:55 am
s.murph!!! What's up?
There are serious doubts as to whether this is the real Smurph.
We may never know.
Well, if Who would take time from sending dick pics, to head up to Orlando to confirm the identity of this "Smurf" character, there would be a resolution to this whole debate.
Well get on it, Who!
I wish either WHO or Slappy would come here and see me. After all, Slap's the one that started the damn rumor.
Why would he bother when he knows you're dead?
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5841 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
Location: On a rock
#70
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by Wut » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:38 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
Erectile dysfunction?
Well, besides that.
wut?
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#71
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by CaptQuint » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:37 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:38 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
Erectile dysfunction?
Well, besides that.
Getting up to pee 3 times a night?
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 4060 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:48 pm
#72
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by B-Tender » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:00 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
A love for trannies?
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5841 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
Location: On a rock
#73
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by Wut » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:15 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:37 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:38 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
Erectile dysfunction?
Well, besides that.
Getting up to pee 3 times a night?
Ok, besides that too.
wut?
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5841 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
Location: On a rock
#74
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by Wut » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:16 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:00 pm
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:07 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:50 pm OOPS
Smurph, I was cigarettesandtea at the old UJ, what did you and I have in common?
A love for trannies?
Aaaand, not that.
wut?
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5841 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
Location: On a rock
#75
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by Wut » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:17 pm
You guys are narrowing his guesswork.
wut?