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Damn, RIP.
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Not enough money to get me in a helicopter. Fucking things are death traps.
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He gave his life so people wouldn’t have to talk about the NFL Pro Bowl, Rest In Peace.
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Who wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:39 pm He gave his life so people wouldn’t have to talk about the NFL Pro Bowl, Rest In Peace.
Some guy on 4Chan said “He finally ‘passed’”. I felt bad for laughing.

Still horrible. Guy was only 41.
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Sounds like one of his daughters was with him. I'm not a fan of basketball but damn I feel terrible for his wife and kids. Lost dad and sister at the same time.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:44 pm
Who wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:39 pm He gave his life so people wouldn’t have to talk about the NFL Pro Bowl, Rest In Peace.
Some guy on 4Chan said “He finally ‘passed’”. I felt bad for laughing.

Still horrible. Guy was only 41.
Oh fuck...I just spit out my drink when I read that.
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The best thing about this news is that Kobe's Mexican babe wife, who is now a billionaire, is single. :twisted:

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Supposedly his thirteen-year-old daughter was on that helicopter and got killed too. That's pretty horrible.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:45 pm The best thing about this news is that Kobe's Mexican babe wife, who is now a billionaire, is single. :twisted:
Forget it, dude. She's already got her green card.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:11 pm Not enough money to get me in a helicopter. Fucking things are death traps.
Same here. They scare the shit out of me. Lots of rich people using them to bypass Socal traffic. No thank you. Flying to a kids basketball game just seems so unnecessary.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:00 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:11 pm Not enough money to get me in a helicopter. Fucking things are death traps.
Same here. They scare the shit out of me. Lots of rich people using them to bypass Socal traffic. No thank you. Flying to a kids basketball game just seems so unnecessary.
It's just as easy to die on a highway.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:03 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:00 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:11 pm Not enough money to get me in a helicopter. Fucking things are death traps.
Same here. They scare the shit out of me. Lots of rich people using them to bypass Socal traffic. No thank you. Flying to a kids basketball game just seems so unnecessary.
It's just as easy to die on a highway.
I'll take my chances.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:03 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:00 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:11 pm Not enough money to get me in a helicopter. Fucking things are death traps.
Same here. They scare the shit out of me. Lots of rich people using them to bypass Socal traffic. No thank you. Flying to a kids basketball game just seems so unnecessary.
It's just as easy to die on a highway.
When your car stalls, or runs oot of gas on the highway, you don't immediately plummet to your death. Usually.
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RIP Kobe. Really solid player. He will be missed.

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:56 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:45 pm The best thing about this news is that Kobe's Mexican babe wife, who is now a billionaire, is single. :twisted:
Forget it, dude. She's already got her green card.
Dude, I've never even dated a woman that wasn't a US Citizen but I am way too old & too poor to ever hook with her, just like you. Still, it's nice to dream. :lol:
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:23 pm MSNBC MAKES WORST BROADCASTING BLOOPER, ANCHOR USES RACIAL EPITHET WHILE COVERING KOBE TRAGEDI


MSNBC’s Sunday anchor Alison Morris made easily the worst reporting gaffe in 2020.

While interviewing sports journalists about the tragic and untimely death of Kobe Bryant, Morris somehow mixed up the “Los Angeles Lakers” with the “Los Angeles N*ggers.”

It’s almost too hard to believe, but it happened.

MSNBC appears to have a 15 second delay, as the word didn’t air in some markets.

Alison Morris has not addressed the slip-up since it occurred. Her Twitter feed has also not made reference to the embarrassing accident.

Some online have suggested she simply said “Nakers” instead of “Lakers,” but our editors hear a hard “g,” not a “k” sound.

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:25 pm Wholly SHIT!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
u have to admit, though. that's quite a stretch to think that was what she was trying to say. sounded more to me like she was going to say "knicks" and midway in her hyper speed voice, she changed to "lakers". These are news people, not sports people.
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Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:31 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:25 pm Wholly SHIT!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
u have to admit, though. that's quite a stretch to think that was what she was trying to say. sounded more to me like she was going to say "knicks" and midway in her hyper speed voice, she changed to "lakers". These are news people, not sports people.
I'm not sure if it's the sound system I have, but I clearly heard the N word, and it makes no sense except I think sometimes people do something because they're so afraid that they might do it. One time when I was a kid I was playing a black dude on 1 on 1 basketball and when I missed a shot I yelled out the N word. I apologized profusely to him but I still remember the look he gave me.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:35 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:31 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:25 pm Wholly SHIT!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
u have to admit, though. that's quite a stretch to think that was what she was trying to say. sounded more to me like she was going to say "knicks" and midway in her hyper speed voice, she changed to "lakers". These are news people, not sports people.
I'm not sure if it's the sound system I have, but I clearly heard the N word, and it makes no sense except I think sometimes people do something because they're so afraid that they might do it. One time when I was a kid I was playing a black dude on 1 on 1 basketball and when I missed a shot I yelled out the N word. I apologized profusely to him but I still remember the look he gave me.
hmm. i disagree, but who knows? i bet she's from new york and grew up around fans of the knicks.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:45 pm The best thing about this news is that Kobe's Mexican babe wife, who is now a billionaire, is single. :twisted:

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Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:45 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:35 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:31 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:25 pm Wholly SHIT!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
u have to admit, though. that's quite a stretch to think that was what she was trying to say. sounded more to me like she was going to say "knicks" and midway in her hyper speed voice, she changed to "lakers". These are news people, not sports people.
I'm not sure if it's the sound system I have, but I clearly heard the N word, and it makes no sense except I think sometimes people do something because they're so afraid that they might do it. One time when I was a kid I was playing a black dude on 1 on 1 basketball and when I missed a shot I yelled out the N word. I apologized profusely to him but I still remember the look he gave me.
hmm. i disagree, but who knows? i bet she's from new york and grew up around fans of the knicks.
How do you surmise now that she's from New York and around Knick fans? That's weird. I've played it back multiple times now and she said the N word so clearly it's almost frightening. There is no mistaking it, she used the N word although I do agree she didn't want to. I feel sorry for, I don't think she really wanted to.
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Whackov wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:49 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:45 pm The best thing about this news is that Kobe's Mexican babe wife, who is now a billionaire, is single. :twisted:

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Not a billionaire but is hot, wealthy and newly single.
I stand corrected, I didn't google it. Still, she's got some bling.

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Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:45 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:35 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:31 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:25 pm Wholly SHIT!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
u have to admit, though. that's quite a stretch to think that was what she was trying to say. sounded more to me like she was going to say "knicks" and midway in her hyper speed voice, she changed to "lakers". These are news people, not sports people.
I'm not sure if it's the sound system I have, but I clearly heard the N word, and it makes no sense except I think sometimes people do something because they're so afraid that they might do it. One time when I was a kid I was playing a black dude on 1 on 1 basketball and when I missed a shot I yelled out the N word. I apologized profusely to him but I still remember the look he gave me.
hmm. i disagree, but who knows? i bet she's from new york and grew up around fans of the knicks.
I agree with Flump, I think she was going to say something and then switched it up to say Lakers, and the result was Knay-kers. But she was talking so fast it sounded like the N word.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:49 pm How do you surmise now that she's from New York and around Knick fans? That's weird. I've played it back multiple times now and she said the N word so clearly it's almost frightening. There is no mistaking it, she used the N word although I do agree she didn't want to. I feel sorry for, I don't think she really wanted to.
I "surmise" it because the New York Knicks are from New York, surprisingly enough. And It just seemed to me like the word "Knicks" was coming out of her mouth when she changed it to "Lakers". That's all I'm saying.
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