You have potential for writing stream of consciousness nonsense novels.jsdspif wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:09 pm My son and I went out to eat. The waitress was pretty cute and after she got our drink order and went where ever I quietly said,I would eat the corn out of her shit just to see where it came from. And he got kind of pissed off "that's not funny,it's actually disgusting,would you really do that" and I said it seems like something you'd see in Japanese porn or more like german porn. He thought that was funny because as I said it he was taking a sip of beer and it made him laugh and beer came out his nose. Then we both laughed. It was a beautiful father son moment. He's pretty normal and I'm kind of weird.
Apparently QD's disgustingly obese and ugly wife is a whore
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I'm quite proud of my kids but yinz don't need to hear about it on a daily basis.
On the other hand, I'm tired of every thread following the same predictable pattern of devolving into a groundhog day of ping ponged insults. I'm just not as interested in what goes on in here anymore.
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I am so confused right now. I can't tell if you're joking.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:17 amHe thought it would be funny to not tell a guy he was a pre-OP transexual, got beat up pretty bad if I recall. Maybe even got a fake tooth? This was several years ago.
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Re: Apparently QD's disgustingly obese and ugly wife is a whore
Okay, but this makes it sound like everybody just decided "Let's start cracking jokes about FSF's wife".QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:04 pm Just some open disclosure from the forum admin: I did not actually ban FSF, BRR in his role as site admin did. BRR and I have an unstated but understood policy of supporting each other's decisions about the management of this board, and in this I do support BRR fully. And not in a sexy-time way. I'll probably reverse it in a few days. Maybe. If I give it any thought. Who knows? Maybe not.
Yes, I had in passing considered the odd duplicity of banning a member for the very thing so many here have done to him. On the other hand, he's like the bad puppy that keeps peeing by the back door despite trying to warn him off it. Finally you do have to throw the puppy out the back door and let him sit there a while. Even if the poor puppy really needed to pee and couldn't wait.
I don't care at all he was talking crap about my ex-wife. Our marriage ended over 20 years ago and we've both moved on. But BRR took offense as is his right, and honestly if FSF had ragged on BRR's wife like that, I'd make sure he'd never see the inside of this forum ever again. With any username and from any IP.
As a mild warning to all the forum member, it's one thing to go off on another forum member. It's entirely another thing to go off on a member's innocent family member, if they're not an active member here as well. We're all supposed to be having fun here, even if not always clean. Try to be civil with each other and respect certain lines of conduct in discussing another member's personal life. No one here needs to be banned unless that member is really trying for it.
It's more a case of the guy is a fucking child who goes from zero to "you're a fucking fag, everybody is beneath me, this entire site is my bitch, fuckity fuck I hate you cretins" in less time than it takes for slapaho to gobble random cock. He's a caricature. And we react accordingly by shoving his idiocy in his face via his shit-eating wife.
The point is, if he weren't such an insufferable douche, he wouldn't be getting fucked with as much. We're better off without him.
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Re: Apparently QD's disgustingly obese and ugly wife is a whore
Sure, but those lines are BRR's and mine to make. And we don't have to offer any justifications for those lines. Or even be consistent.Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:31 pmbe careful drawing invisible lines.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:04 pmyodda-yodda
As a mild warning to all the forum member, it's one thing to go off on another forum member. It's entirely another thing to go off on a member's innocent family member, if they're not an active member here as well. We're all supposed to be having fun here, even if not always clean. Try to be civil with each other and respect certain lines of conduct in discussing another member's personal life. No one here needs to be banned unless that member is really trying for it.
This is a benevolent dictatorship, a duumvirate if you will. Enjoy your stay here, but we get to make what rules there are as we like.
On the other hand, this board is very free, and we'll allow a lot of behavior that might not be tolerated elsewhere.
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Now THAT is what UJ is all about.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:16 pm On the other hand, this board is very free, and we'll allow a lot of behavior that might not be tolerated elsewhere.
There's a small group of people in here who seem to want to turn UJ into a Mary Poppins fan club. I don't think they understand the true spirit of this place.
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Re: Apparently QD's disgustingly obese and ugly wife is a whore
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:51 pmI am so confused right now. I can't tell if you're joking.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:17 amHe thought it would be funny to not tell a guy he was a pre-OP transexual, got beat up pretty bad if I recall. Maybe even got a fake tooth? This was several years ago.
It was just an inside joke. Biker has a lot of transexual news
that he shares because they pop up in his "feed".
I blame Biker.
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Yeah, ahem, a joke. that's what it is. Uh huh.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:41 pmDeathproof wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:51 pmI am so confused right now. I can't tell if you're joking.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:17 amHe thought it would be funny to not tell a guy he was a pre-OP transexual, got beat up pretty bad if I recall. Maybe even got a fake tooth? This was several years ago.
It was just an inside joke. Biker has a lot of transexual news
that he shares because they pop up in his "feed".
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Funny how they believe WTCs lies but heres a truth being passed off as a joke. Sad no one does their research and fact check before spouting shit.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:10 pmYeah, ahem, a joke. that's what it is. Uh huh.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:41 pmDeathproof wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:51 pmI am so confused right now. I can't tell if you're joking.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:17 amHe thought it would be funny to not tell a guy he was a pre-OP transexual, got beat up pretty bad if I recall. Maybe even got a fake tooth? This was several years ago.
It was just an inside joke. Biker has a lot of transexual news
that he shares because they pop up in his "feed".
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Wow! You ninja edited that faster than I could reply!JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:16 pmFunny how they believe WTCs lies but heres a truth being passed off as a joke. Sad no one does their research and fact check before spouting shit.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:10 pmYeah, ahem, a joke. that's what it is. Uh huh.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:41 pmDeathproof wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:51 pmI am so confused right now. I can't tell if you're joking.
It was just an inside joke. Biker has a lot of transexual news
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I seem to recall something about that. A hunting trip, wasn't it? Said he swallowed the tooth that got knocked out.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:17 amHe thought it would be funny to not tell a guy he was a pre-OP transexual, got beat up pretty bad if I recall. Maybe even got a fake tooth? This was several years ago.
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It gets lonely up in those deer stands, waiting to blow up feral hogs with tannerite.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:38 pm I seem to recall something about that. A hunting trip, wasn't it? Said he swallowed the tooth that got knocked out.
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Nazi.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:16 pmSure, but those lines are BRR's and mine to make. And we don't have to offer any justifications for those lines. Or even be consistent.Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:31 pmbe careful drawing invisible lines.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:04 pmyodda-yodda
As a mild warning to all the forum member, it's one thing to go off on another forum member. It's entirely another thing to go off on a member's innocent family member, if they're not an active member here as well. We're all supposed to be having fun here, even if not always clean. Try to be civil with each other and respect certain lines of conduct in discussing another member's personal life. No one here needs to be banned unless that member is really trying for it.
This is a benevolent dictatorship, a duumvirate if you will. Enjoy your stay here, but we get to make what rules there are as we like.
On the other hand, this board is very free, and we'll allow a lot of behavior that might not be tolerated elsewhere.
wut?
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This is a rare place where you can be free to say whatever you want and I'm all for it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:28 pmNow THAT is what UJ is all about.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:16 pm On the other hand, this board is very free, and we'll allow a lot of behavior that might not be tolerated elsewhere.
There's a small group of people in here who seem to want to turn UJ into a Mary Poppins fan club. I don't think they understand the true spirit of this place.
My objection is that nearly every fucking thread turns into the same shit.
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Looks like WTC forgot his meds and can use a vacation too......
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Re: Apparently QD's disgustingly obese and ugly wife is a whore
Well, I for one promise that as long as FSF is gone, I won't insult him by pointing out that his wife is a shit-eating, Spanglish-speak, illegal mexican. I will not say that to him as long as he isn't here.Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:24 pmThis is a rare place where you can be free to say whatever you want and I'm all for it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:28 pmNow THAT is what UJ is all about.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:16 pm On the other hand, this board is very free, and we'll allow a lot of behavior that might not be tolerated elsewhere.
There's a small group of people in here who seem to want to turn UJ into a Mary Poppins fan club. I don't think they understand the true spirit of this place.
My objection is that nearly every fucking thread turns into the same shit.
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