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Fuckin' hernia's

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Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
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megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:29 am Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
Sorry to hear that you're in pain dawg. I'm glad that your healthcare is a whole lot cheaper as compared to that in the US. Hopefully you got what you need to deal with the pain.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:32 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:29 am Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
Sorry to hear that you're in pain dawg. I'm glad that your healthcare is a whole lot cheaper as compared to that in the US. Hopefully you got what you need to deal with the pain.
We do pretty good.

I've been on a surgical waiting list since Dec 17. We still have a lot of hurry up and wait in that department. But when it happens I won't be getting a bill.
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Damn actual video wouldn't share
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Blast wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:44 am Damn actual video wouldn't share
Oh shit, forgot about that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately mine is inguinal. Groin, testicle and hip are screaming.
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Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
Here we go Stapes. This will help him out. :lol:
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
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I now declare for internetz purposes you're and your are now acceptable in any interchangeable sentence structure. They're, their and there are not far behind.
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megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
Hernia's what?
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Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:09 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
Hernia's what?
Remember when Fngrtaint got that? Yikes bro.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:13 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:09 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
Hernia's what?
Remember when Fngrtaint got that? Yikes bro.
I don't. Enlighten me and also please provide a sweet soundtrack.
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Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:14 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:13 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:09 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
Hernia's what?
Remember when Fngrtaint got that? Yikes bro.
I don't. Enlighten me and also please provide a sweet soundtrack.
OK my beautiful friend Geist, it goes something like this... Respect dawg.

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:17 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:14 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:13 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:09 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
Hernia's what?
Remember when Fngrtaint got that? Yikes bro.
I don't. Enlighten me and also please provide a sweet soundtrack.
OK my beautiful friend Geist, it goes something like this... Respect dawg.

Be honest with me, do you actually listen to these songs?
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Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:20 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:17 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:14 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:13 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:09 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
Hernia's what?
Remember when Fngrtaint got that? Yikes bro.
I don't. Enlighten me and also please provide a sweet soundtrack.
OK my beautiful friend Geist, it goes something like this... Respect dawg.

Be honest with me, do you actually listen to these songs?
Absolutely, why not?

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:22 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:20 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:17 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:14 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:13 am
Geist wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:09 am

Hernia's what?
Remember when Fngrtaint got that? Yikes bro.
I don't. Enlighten me and also please provide a sweet soundtrack.
OK my beautiful friend Geist, it goes something like this... Respect dawg.

Be honest with me, do you actually listen to these songs?
Absolutely, why not?

Because they fucking suck.
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Re: Fuckin' hernia's

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megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:38 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:32 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:29 am Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
Sorry to hear that you're in pain dawg. I'm glad that your healthcare is a whole lot cheaper as compared to that in the US. Hopefully you got what you need to deal with the pain.
We do pretty good.

I've been on a surgical waiting list since Dec 17. We still have a lot of hurry up and wait in that department. But when it happens I won't be getting a bill.
so, hang on a second. you have had a hernia since December and on a waiting list to get it fixed? Over a month? And you were in so much pain you had to go to the emergency room to only get pain pills so your wait wouldn't be as bad? Please make sure I am understanding this right.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:26 pm
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:38 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:32 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:29 am Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
Sorry to hear that you're in pain dawg. I'm glad that your healthcare is a whole lot cheaper as compared to that in the US. Hopefully you got what you need to deal with the pain.
We do pretty good.

I've been on a surgical waiting list since Dec 17. We still have a lot of hurry up and wait in that department. But when it happens I won't be getting a bill.
so, hang on a second. you have had a hernia since December and on a waiting list to get it fixed? Over a month? And you were in so much pain you had to go to the emergency room to only get pain pills so your wait wouldn't be as bad? Please make sure I am understanding this right.
I'm not sure you'd get a surgical appointment any faster in the U.S., unless it was strangulated and life-threatening.

I had one for years, it finally incarcerated (went to the hospital, they gave me a muscle relaxant and elevated my feet). That's how I knew I had it (High School athletic doctor missed it for several years=he wasn't very competent imo).

Had the surgery appointment several months later. It's considered "elective surgery" for insurance purposes i.e. you have to involve your insurance company beforehand.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:26 pm
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:38 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:32 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:29 am Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
Sorry to hear that you're in pain dawg. I'm glad that your healthcare is a whole lot cheaper as compared to that in the US. Hopefully you got what you need to deal with the pain.
We do pretty good.

I've been on a surgical waiting list since Dec 17. We still have a lot of hurry up and wait in that department. But when it happens I won't be getting a bill.
so, hang on a second. you have had a hernia since December and on a waiting list to get it fixed? Over a month? And you were in so much pain you had to go to the emergency room to only get pain pills so your wait wouldn't be as bad? Please make sure I am understanding this right.
No, my hernia was confirmed back in Aug. I didn't get to see the surgeon until Dec.

And ya, unless it's strangulated it's not an emergency. It's just suffer and wait your turn.
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:38 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:26 pm
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:38 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:32 am
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:29 am Just spent an hour in emergency because the pain is unbearable.

Emerg trip - $0
2 dilaudid there and 2 for the road, with a script for more - $0
Pain relief - Priceless.

At least maybe I'll get more than an hour of sleep tonight.
Sorry to hear that you're in pain dawg. I'm glad that your healthcare is a whole lot cheaper as compared to that in the US. Hopefully you got what you need to deal with the pain.
We do pretty good.

I've been on a surgical waiting list since Dec 17. We still have a lot of hurry up and wait in that department. But when it happens I won't be getting a bill.
so, hang on a second. you have had a hernia since December and on a waiting list to get it fixed? Over a month? And you were in so much pain you had to go to the emergency room to only get pain pills so your wait wouldn't be as bad? Please make sure I am understanding this right.
I'm not sure you'd get a surgical appointment any faster in the U.S., unless it was strangulated and life-threatening.

I had one for years, it finally incarcerated (went to the hospital, they gave me a muscle relaxant and elevated my feet). That's how I knew I had it (High School athletic doctor missed it for several years=he wasn't very competent imo).

Had the surgery appointment several months later. It's considered "elective surgery" for insurance purposes i.e. you have to involve your insurance company beforehand.
Correct. And that's what they did at the hospital. Elevated the foot of the bed and gave me better pain meds than what I was taking because they were not cutting it.
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megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:14 pm No, my hernia was confirmed back in Aug. I didn't get to see the surgeon until Dec.

And ya, unless it's strangulated it's not an emergency. It's just suffer and wait your turn.
wow. that seems crazy. but, knock on wood, i have never had a hernia, so i don't know much about it. i thought they were like an immediate problem.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:16 pm
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:14 pm No, my hernia was confirmed back in Aug. I didn't get to see the surgeon until Dec.

And ya, unless it's strangulated it's not an emergency. It's just suffer and wait your turn.
wow. that seems crazy. but, knock on wood, i have never had a hernia, so i don't know much about it. i thought they were like an immediate problem.
they are normally immediate problem especially if a blood vessel is pinched. All MRI centers I know have results in 24 hrs,no business here would survive giving a reading weeks later----but I guess you get what you pay for.
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megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:56 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 am Your falling the fuck apart.... sort yourself out.
*You're

And don't I know it. Still waiting for the results of the MRI on my knee. The last few years have not been kind.
You best be thanking Tommy Douglas for not being flat broke now. Or at least send Kiefer Sutherland a dick pic or something, as a thank you.
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fouts wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:40 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:16 pm
megman wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:14 pm No, my hernia was confirmed back in Aug. I didn't get to see the surgeon until Dec.

And ya, unless it's strangulated it's not an emergency. It's just suffer and wait your turn.
wow. that seems crazy. but, knock on wood, i have never had a hernia, so i don't know much about it. i thought they were like an immediate problem.
they are normally immediate problem especially if a blood vessel is pinched. All MRI centers I know have results in 24 hrs,no business here would survive giving a reading weeks later----but I guess you get what you pay for.
Yeah, what you get is non emergency cases eventually getting dealt with, everyone getting taken care of, and no one declaring bankruptcy. But hey, profits are more important in your healthcare system, so there's that.
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kwebber wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:26 pm Yeah, what you get is non emergency cases eventually getting dealt with, everyone getting taken care of, and no one declaring bankruptcy. But hey, profits are more important in your healthcare system, so there's that.
no one is putting it down. its just very different from our culture. Its like hearing that some jungle tribe drinks turtle urine for a stomach ache. I'm not saying it doesn't work, its just now how we do it.
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