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Re: OK Here's a good one

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Sounds like Vince's wife has been stepping out with a 13 year old.
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Biker wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:13 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:03 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:33 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:52 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:15 am I would kick her husbands ass and then call the cops.
Why kick his ass? He’s innocent in this, presumably.
If he took care of her properly she wouldn't be going after 13 year olds.
Yeah, and now he's been cucked before the entire world. By a BOY. A boy to whom his wife wrote letters about how big his willy was compared to her husband's.
WTF?

Is this based on an actual news story?
I’m combining stories.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:52 pm I’m combining stories.
With your real life events?
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JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:21 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:52 pm I’m combining stories.
With your real life events?
Canada isn't that far, love.
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Biker wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:15 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:05 pm As a single horny woman in her 30s, I often wonder what's wrong mentally with these women that 13 is attractive. They dont even have body hair yet. Even 18, 19yos that approach me on Tinder it's like NOPE, that's a fucking kid still, I want a man. Theres plenty of 20something virgins out there if the innocence is part of the appeal. Ugh.
And as someone who is late 40s with kids in their 20s, I dont find women under 30 to be sexually appealing.
As a guy in his early 30s with no kids that I know of, I don't find women over 30 attractive. I mean, I'll still put my dick in them, but I'm not picky.
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Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:52 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:15 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:05 pm As a single horny woman in her 30s, I often wonder what's wrong mentally with these women that 13 is attractive. They dont even have body hair yet. Even 18, 19yos that approach me on Tinder it's like NOPE, that's a fucking kid still, I want a man. Theres plenty of 20something virgins out there if the innocence is part of the appeal. Ugh.
And as someone who is late 40s with kids in their 20s, I dont find women under 30 to be sexually appealing.
As a guy in his early 30s with no kids that I know of, I don't find women over 30 attractive. I mean, I'll still put my dick in them, but I'm not picky.
Did you ever have a MILF phase? I gotta say, the thirst is REAL when it comes to young men and older women.
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JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:04 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:52 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:15 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:05 pm As a single horny woman in her 30s, I often wonder what's wrong mentally with these women that 13 is attractive. They dont even have body hair yet. Even 18, 19yos that approach me on Tinder it's like NOPE, that's a fucking kid still, I want a man. Theres plenty of 20something virgins out there if the innocence is part of the appeal. Ugh.
And as someone who is late 40s with kids in their 20s, I dont find women under 30 to be sexually appealing.
As a guy in his early 30s with no kids that I know of, I don't find women over 30 attractive. I mean, I'll still put my dick in them, but I'm not picky.
Did you ever have a MILF phase? I gotta say, the thirst is REAL when it comes to young men and older women.
I'm on record for having one in my early 20's with my then GF's alkie mother. Couple glasses of red wine and her panties dropped to her ankles. She taught me practically everything I know about oral sex, giving and getting. It was absolutely mind-blowing sex!
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^^ see? Fine for a young adult. Not ok for a 13yo child.
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:26 am ^^ see? Fine for a young adult. Not ok for a 13yo child.
I think I would have been fine with it at 13 if it was me, but all of my teachers could kill even the raging hormone feuled boners of my teenage years.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: OK Here's a good one

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JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:04 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:52 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:15 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:05 pm As a single horny woman in her 30s, I often wonder what's wrong mentally with these women that 13 is attractive. They dont even have body hair yet. Even 18, 19yos that approach me on Tinder it's like NOPE, that's a fucking kid still, I want a man. Theres plenty of 20something virgins out there if the innocence is part of the appeal. Ugh.
And as someone who is late 40s with kids in their 20s, I dont find women under 30 to be sexually appealing.
As a guy in his early 30s with no kids that I know of, I don't find women over 30 attractive. I mean, I'll still put my dick in them, but I'm not picky.
Did you ever have a MILF phase? I gotta say, the thirst is REAL when it comes to young men and older women.
I think I probably did, when I was a teenager, but not to the point where I wouldn't have preferred a slutty 18-year-old. Mostly, I've just had a driving need to fuck any woman who would spread for me. Age (within legal limits), race, looks, weight, all irrelevant.
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