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Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
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I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
wut?
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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
Some women seem to think so and that's there problem.
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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, cuddle, more cuddle, even more cuddle. There's more to it?
FTFY
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Re: Bumble

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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
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Re: Bumble

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Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
Some women seem to think so and that's there problem.
Literally all I want is a somewhat regular fuck buddy. Cuddle, watch a movie, fuck, get out til next time. I'm very upfront about that.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
I'd chalk it up to men being stupid
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^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:15 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
Some women seem to think so and that's there problem.
Literally all I want is a somewhat regular fuck buddy. Cuddle, watch a movie, fuck, get out til next time. I'm very upfront about that.
Jesus Christ fine I'll fuck you, but the second you get clingy it's to the curb with you.
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Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:22 pm Jesus Christ fine I'll fuck you, but the second you get clingy it's to the curb with you.
With all that sweet talk it'll be hard to resist.
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Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Blast wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
So all I have to say is "I'm clean" and I don't have to wear a condom? Plenty of Fish it is
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:34 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:22 pm Jesus Christ fine I'll fuck you, but the second you get clingy it's to the curb with you.
With all that sweet talk it'll be hard to resist.
I eat pussy well and can cook without a recipe, you'll be saving my semen in a turkey baster.
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Re: Bumble

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Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:47 pm I eat pussy well and can cook without a recipe, you'll be saving my semen in a turkey baster.
Now who is being clingy?
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:53 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:47 pm I eat pussy well and can cook without a recipe, you'll be saving my semen in a turkey baster.
Now who is being clingy?
My load on your cervix.
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Blast wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.
wut?
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
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Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:58 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:53 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:47 pm I eat pussy well and can cook without a recipe, you'll be saving my semen in a turkey baster.
Now who is being clingy?
My load on your cervix.
I think I'm pregnant just from this post.
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megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
wut?
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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Is it remote controller by an App?
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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
The female version of blueballs. :lol:
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megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
The female version of blueballs. :lol:
Bluetwat.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
The female version of blueballs. :lol:
Bluetwat.
Waffle?
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