He has a 30 pack of budSmok44 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:19 amWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:16 am So, continues your 3 decade long dating streak. We kinda figured.
"We" ?
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So, continues your 3 decade long dating streak. We kinda figured.Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:08 amSadly, my date with your sister didn't work out.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:05 amRight. I think I saw your date photo from Bumble with her extra limb. 8 toes and 7 fingers is a nice touch.Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:53 amIt's about dating, so it's no surprise.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:51 am I'm still trying to figure out how I'm in the "Bumble" thread. I have no idea what that even means.
I keep seeing softballs floating towards me.
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Fucking drunk repeating himself
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slight chance but I may wake up tomorrow buried under a foot of snow. I guess I'll emulate Ted and stay indoors working on the components.
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Retarded babble
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Don’t worry, you won’t be alone down there.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:02 am Apparently more than 50% of my body is an ungodly tattoo. I may as well get ready for hell now.
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LOLSmok44 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:11 amWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:48 am slight chance but I may wake up tomorrow buried under a foot of snow. I guess I'll emulate Ted and stay indoors working on the components.
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3 to 5 inches. We call that a coating in New Jersey.
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As if I give a fuck. I don't live for this fucking site like FSF.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:31 pm It should be remembered that Evvies is our senior mod, and has almost co-equal banning abilities to me and BRR.
You should tread lightly when it comes to laying the smack on ER, she's allowed to abuse her mods privileges as she pleases.
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I'd rather fuck you with that cactus.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:32 pmI’d rather fuck a cactus covered in scorpionsHighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:42 pmChrist, just fuck each other already.Deathproof wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:55 pmOr you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 amYou can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!
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You just wanna say you've had a decent sized prick in your hand for once.
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Any woman he’s with will also get 3-5 inches.Smok44 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:05 amHe'll get 3-5 inches more snow in one night than I've seen all winter here at the beach in Jersey. With Dumble's fear of snow he may want to moveStapes wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:44 am 3 to 5 inches. We call that a coating in New Jersey.
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The grill started the job, I'm just trying to finish it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:09 pm
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LMFAO! $$$Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:39 amBe nice, if she's blind and stupid, you may have a shot.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:29 amYou lost all credibility when you compared FSF's threads to mine. Either blind or stupid. I'm guessing both.
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None of the important parts!!!Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:02 am Apparently more than 50% of my body is an ungodly tattoo. I may as well get ready for hell now.
I haven't even gotten a new one since like 2016. My dad wont let me
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Isn’t bumble for gays and not sures?
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Well now some clever chap added a line to my post. Since it was an earnest attempt at comedy I’ll let it stand.
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Grindr is the gay one.
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