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I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Did you cuddle afterwards?

Oh and congrats.
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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Wasn't me.
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Blast wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:30 am
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Wasn't me.
I have a shirt with that on it. :D
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Re: Bumble

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megman wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:24 am
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Did you cuddle afterwards?

Oh and congrats.
Yes, yes we did. This wasnt technically a stranger. This was a person I know in real life, that I saw on Tinder and swiped right on because I was curious if he would too. Spoiler alert: he did.

Plus hes one of FJs wrestling buddies and I know it chaps his ass that i was talking to this guy so i really hope he hears through the grapevine that we fucked. :lol:
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Re: Bumble

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Blast wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:30 am
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Wasn't me.
YET.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:40 am
Blast wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:30 am
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Wasn't me.
YET.
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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
I got a dollar says he drives a corvette
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Thewalruss wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:55 am I got a dollar says he drives a corvette
I'm not Corvette level pussy. Lower your expectations of the kind of guys lining up to toss their hotdog down my hallway.
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I googled British Columbia Professional Wrestlers and I'm gonna say this was your guy.



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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Any oral?

Did you orgasm?
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Did he eat that ass?
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:19 pm
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 am I know you guys are emotionally invested in this so I feel like I need to update: I GOT LAID TODAY.

Carry on.
Any oral?

Did you orgasm?

I gave oral, I wouldn't have accepted it though. This was a spur of the moment thing, I didnt shower that morning and I havent shaved in like 2 weeks cuz I gave up on men and bought a vibrator. :/
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:21 pm Did he eat that ass?
I havent decided if hes an ass-eater or not. It was some of the best sex I've had though! He got a bit rough, never experienced that before and from a stranger it probably would have freaked me out but from this person I know and trust, OMG!!!!
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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So no orgasm, eh?
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:42 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:21 pm Did he eat that ass?
I havent decided if hes an ass-eater or not. It was some of the best sex I've had though! He got a bit rough, never experienced that before and from a stranger it probably would have freaked me out but from this person I know and trust, OMG!!!!
If there's a next time make him suck your toes.
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Never got the feet kink thing.
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:29 pm Never got the feet kink thing.
Seriously. Fucking perverts.
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Re: Bumble

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:22 pm
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:42 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:21 pm Did he eat that ass?
I havent decided if hes an ass-eater or not. It was some of the best sex I've had though! He got a bit rough, never experienced that before and from a stranger it probably would have freaked me out but from this person I know and trust, OMG!!!!
If there's a next time make him suck your toes.
Others here dont seem to agree but FUCKING HOT!!! One of my top fave moves for sure.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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