Selfie Time!

[megman]

Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?

Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache

So, rough week, Ted?

Unabomber joke

From the unatard.

Watch out! He'll accuse you have having your fingers hover millimeters above the keyboard and then say something about 8 feet of snow

Odds are he thinks millimeters are a measure of time.

[WestTexasCrude]

And nobody mentions my selfie?

[CaptQuint]

And nobody mentions my selfie?

Your gay fantasy boyfriend doesn't count faggot

[Reservoir Dog]

And nobody mentions my selfie?

Your gay fantasy boyfriend doesn't count faggot

[Thewalruss]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

[megman]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

[Stapes]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

I was watching a documentary on cam girls. Some of them were making pretty good bank.

[megman]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

I was watching a documentary on cam girls. Some of them were making pretty good bank.

I'm sure that argument would make his wife put the gun down.

[megman]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know

Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?

There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.

[Animal]

maybe its just me, but "slut" would infer that it was done for free. so its just all the way around a bad descriptor.

[megman]

maybe its just me, but "slut" would infer that it was done for free. so its just all the way around a bad descriptor.

You're right.

And I believe I addressed that misnomer.

[Stapes]

Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.

[megman]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know

Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?

There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.

Everyone knows the proper term is “cam-whore” and I’m just joking...kind of

Well I have not spent any real time watching cams so I'm not up to spec on the lingo.

[Animal]

If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know

Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?

There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.

Everyone knows the proper term is “cam-whore” and I’m just joking...kind of

Well I have not spent any real time watching cams so I'm not up to spec on the lingo.

uh huh.

[megman]

Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.

Well selling panties to Slap was about as entrepreneurial as it gets.

[megman]

You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?

What could possibly go wrong?

Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know

Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?

There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.

Everyone knows the proper term is “cam-whore” and I’m just joking...kind of

Well I have not spent any real time watching cams so I'm not up to spec on the lingo.

uh huh.

Truff. I just don't see the attraction.

[CHEEZY17]

Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.

Well selling panties to Slap was about as entrepreneurial as it gets.

Oh man! I forgot about that! I believe those also included some Mav spunk too. It's unclear however if that was thrown in as a bonus or if slap requested it.

[FreakShowFanatic]

How long would you have to quarantine Ev before you banged her?

[Wut]

How long would you have to quarantine Ev before you banged her?

About as long as it would take to get my pants off.

[Wut]

Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.

Well selling panties to Slap was about as entrepreneurial as it gets.

Oh man! I forgot about that! I believe those also included some Mav spunk too. It's unclear however if that was thrown in as a bonus or if slap requested it.

Special sauce costs extra.

[FreakShowFanatic]

How long would you have to quarantine Ev before you banged her?

About as long as it would take to get my pants off.

[Stapes]

First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.

So you're saying there's a chance?

[FreakShowFanatic]

First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.

That's hot. Now time for me to take a dump so my wife can have dinner.

[Wut]

First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.

So you're saying there's a chance?

Obviously she was talking about you other guys.

[megman]

First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.

So you're saying there's a chance?

Obviously she was talking about you other guys.

I've heard about sock fetishes.....