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Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:48 am
by Who
Are 4 of my least favorite to deal with.
Have ya'll seen the implant commercials? Between 50 up to 100K for an upper and lower, highway robbery.
I go in Friday to have two teeth removed, I'll have the rest pulled in June or July, then I can work on a White Mom's Mabley act, my moobs are impressive.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:59 am
by fouts
my dentist said 'sugar is the worse thing for your teeth but it's sure good for business' add old age to that list.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:35 am
by Charliesheen
Barbers?
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:26 pm
by CHEEZY17
Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
Carry on...
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:34 pm
by Charliesheen
Holy shit. Google " barbershop murder".
She's just trying to make sure you don't kill her.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:27 pm
by Gérard Duval
When people say they are getting all their teeth pulled I just assume they have horrific hygiene and have continuously had bad breath the last 40 years and it's probably a major factor in why they are going to die alone.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:51 pm
by QillerDaemon
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:26 pm
Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
Carry on...
My biggest issue with barbers/hair stylists is that I can't explain shit well enough to get what I want. Even when I have a picture, it never turns out right. And then they argue with me with what little I know about hair cutting. The best I can do is tell them where I part my hair, and that I want something between a long business cut and a mullet but less party in the back. Then they look at me strange.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:56 pm
by HighNDry
Gérard Duval wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:27 pm
When people say they are getting all their teeth pulled I just assume they have horrific hygiene and have continuously had bad breath the last 40 years and it's probably a major factor in why they are going to die alone.
That's definitely a fair assessment.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:20 pm
by allwhitemeat
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:26 pm
Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
Carry on...
x1000
nothing worse than a chick who cant take a hint and just wont shut the fuck up while cutting your hair. Im like "you're white trash. I get it. Can you finish cutting my hair please so I can go home and take a shower before the staph infection from your dirty clippers sets in???? PLEASE?!?!?!?!11"
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:54 pm
by Stapes
allwhitemeat wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:26 pm
Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
Carry on...
x1000
nothing worse than a chick who cant take a hint and just wont shut the fuck up while cutting your hair. Im like "you're white trash. I get it. Can you finish cutting my hair please so I can go home and take a shower before the staph infection from your dirty clippers sets in???? PLEASE?!?!?!?!11"
maybe you guys should stop going to Supercuts and go to a real Barber..... Men cutting and touching and grooming other men's hair like God intended
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:03 pm
by allwhitemeat
Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:54 pm
allwhitemeat wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:26 pm
Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
Carry on...
x1000
nothing worse than a chick who cant take a hint and just wont shut the fuck up while cutting your hair. Im like "you're white trash. I get it. Can you finish cutting my hair please so I can go home and take a shower before the staph infection from your dirty clippers sets in???? PLEASE?!?!?!?!11"
maybe you guys should stop going to Supercuts and go to a real Barber..... Men cutting and touching and grooming other men's hair like God intended
wtf is a supercuts? I use HairCuttery which strictly employs white trash hood rats with a methadone addiction. And they do a terrible job, thank you...
seriously though, I tried a local barber in town, the ONLY local barber in town. I got a Jerry Seinfeld haircut that made me look like I was 10. Pretty sure dude cut off a part of my ear too. Would love a real barber around her, could get a decent beard trim. I have to do it myself, and I do an ok job, but it would be nice to have it shaped up correctly from someone who can actually see it clearly from more than one angle.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:23 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
My multi-faceted wife cuts my hair in 10 minutes out on our deck in the back and she does a great job. Also, my dentist is awesome. I get my teeth cleaned 3 times a year even though my insurance only covers 2 times a year for free. My lawyer is a close friend of mine and he has been outstanding in helping me out at a reasonable price when I'm in need. No complaints here.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:03 pm
by Antknot
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:26 pm
Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
Carry on...
My biggest issue with barbers/hair stylists is that I can't explain shit well enough to get what I want. Even when I have a picture, it never turns out right. And then they argue with me with what little I know about hair cutting. The best I can do is tell them where I part my hair, and that I want something between a long business cut and a mullet but less party in the back. Then they look at me strange.
As long as my hair is out of my eyes, off my ears, parted on the right and kind of even all over I'm happy.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:07 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Buzz cut with a #1. Twice a year, spring and fall. In and out in 10 minutes.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:09 pm
by megman
I do it myself and never fuck up.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:12 pm
by Reservoir Dog
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:09 pm
I do it myself and never fuck up.
That doesn't hurt your clit?
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:15 pm
by megman
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:12 pm
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:09 pm
I do it myself and never fuck up.
That doesn't hurt your clit?
Only when the duct tape holding it back lets loose.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:17 pm
by Reservoir Dog
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:15 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:12 pm
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:09 pm
I do it myself and never fuck up.
That doesn't hurt your clit?
Only when the duct tape holding it back lets loose.
Gorilla tape, dude !!!!!!!!!
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:43 am
by Who
HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:56 pm
Gérard Duval wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:27 pm
When people say they are getting all their teeth pulled I just assume they have horrific hygiene and have continuously had bad breath the last 40 years and it's probably a major factor in why they are going to die alone.
That's definitely a fair assessment.
Or genetics, my teeth should have been gone 30 years ago, I just kept putting it off, on the surface they sparkled but the roots held a dark secret.
Nice to see others have disdain for “barbers”.
Re: Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:26 pm
by Charliesheen
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:17 pm
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:15 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:12 pm
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:09 pm
I do it myself and never fuck up.
That doesn't hurt your clit?
Only when the duct tape holding it back lets loose.
Gorilla tape, dude !!!!!!!!!
I use one of those for manscaping. Holy shit you gotta be careful. Nicks hurt like hell.